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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 2h
oh im so sorry that a colloquial nickname wasnt bestowed to him when he was deporting a bunch of brown people more quietly. im completely wrong about the whole thing and youre now free to disregard every other aspect of what i said. congrats on being in the running for pedant of the year btw
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 4h
homan was actually obamas border czar considering he installed him in this position in thd first place.
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 19h
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 20h
Charles Shithouse United States, Census, 1850
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 19h
yes because they did such a wonderful job of holding him accountable in the first place.
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Blumen 🎃 @blumen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
speak for yourself, i'm stoned every day and i never said some shit this stupid
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/10/2026
'Rogue Signage' Judy Lichtman
assemblage of street signs, yellow ones reading FALL IN LINE, orange ones reading STAY IN YOUR LANE and smaller blue ones reading YOU'RE BEING WATCHED
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this happened in the period immediately after walt disney's death. the studio was in dire financial straights and had to xerox old animation, hence its called the company's xerox age
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Indiana Jones: We Are Going To Die!
ALT: Indiana Jones: We Are Going To Die!
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this was last year.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
newsoms plan to fix his deficit was to try and cancel healthcare for people with disabilities who happen to luck into having 2k in their bank account. there is a housing shortage in the state, especially for those with vouchers and the like. when he tried this, no 1 bedroom apts were less than 2.3k.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i mean we could start by not subsidizing their healthcare and using that money to make our own healthcare system
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it would help fund workshops for results it thought were correct? these were broadcasted as 'solving' the equation, if they didnt do so why is it being treated as anything other than a bot/spam? i can make an llm spit out unsupported claims, thats not groundbreaking or new tech.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/10/2026
the AI industry is full of people who would automate away playing with a kitten
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Multiple exposure photos of stuntman RODD REDWING performing a quickdraw in 1956.
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Stace RN Resists 📎💙 OR @stacernresists.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today is World Hospice and Palliative Care Day! Grateful for the amazing Aides, therapists and nurses I work with who provide palliative care for our homebound patients! Grateful for the amazing hospice care staff who helped us with my mom in law! ALL of you, every day, are a blessing!
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
kinda wish my fellow jews would stop drinking the flavor aid and understand why christians want to localize them in israel rn. im gonna die with someone elses blood jn my teeth before i ever get myself kidnapped and shipped over there to be killed. im good.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they just put up a new shitty 'jew b*long' billboard in my town this week. theyre really pushing the end times hard these days huh?
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so whats deb haaland so fucking busy with tonight that she cant show up for a debate
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'americans shouldnt have the right to free speech, if those jews wanted to hunger strike for palestine they shouldve realized it would affect their Social Credit score'. yall are just inherently unserious people, to a laughable degree.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
nope, thats why i didnt speak in absolutes about it. but i know for damn sure if theyve been released, their life is now ten times harder if anything from those incidences stuck to their name.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
well, if ppl were arrested in 2024 for protesting israel under a democrat president and democrat governors, two things can be true: they are still dealing with the fallout of being jailed/still in jail, or they know protesting under trump means worse than jail. dead people cant help gaza.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well yeah itd be terrible if you could be thrown in jail for speaking your mind in support of one side of an overseas war, especially if youre support goes against your own ethnicity. except that very much did happen under biden and other democrat governors. are they still locked up?
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
why is is called top surgery and not a toperation
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'iTs AhNeDoNiA/dEpReSsIoN' i think our society is collapsing and everyone is resisting this and we are perpetuating systems that no longer benefit anyone because to rock the boat is a choice on the same level as murder or maybe even infanticide
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ennui is going to make me lose my fucking job lol
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Democrats aren't abandoning trans people! Maybe just one or two..." Here's every Democrat who's either voted to strip human rights away from trans people and/or has campaigned on anti-trans propaganda in the last year.
Amy Acton
Jamie Ager
Colin Allred
Angela Alsobrooks
Tammy Baldwin
Beau Bayh
Xavier Becerra
Richard Blumenthal
Lisa Blunt Rochester
Sherrod Brown
Chris Coons
Catherine Cortez Masto
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Cleo Fields
Shomari Figures
Aaron Ford
Ruben Gallego
Sarah Trone Garriott
Blake Gendebien
Lauren Gillen
Kirsten Gillibrand
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Vicente Gonzalez
Adam Gray
Maggie Hassan
Martin Heinrich
John Hickenlooper
Mazie Hirono
Jeffrey Hulum III
Ben Ray Lujan
Tim Kaine
Marcy Kaptur
Mark Kelly
Angus King
Amy Klobuchar
Susie Lee
John Mannion
Seth Moulton 
Gavin Newsom 
Jon Ossoff
Mary Peltolta
Gary Peters
Bobby Pulido
Jack Reed
Jacky Rosen
Rob Sand
Kim Schrier
Chuck Schumer 
Terri Sewell
Jeanne Shaheen
Elissa Slotkin
Tom Suozzi
James Talarico 
Josh Turek
Eugene Vindman
Mark Warner
Raphael Warnock
Sheldon Whitehouse
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
prime data center land, once the corp they sell to razes it
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
but yeah us losing vigilance over our political system is the lesson to be learned imo
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i dont know about that, germany seemed to be doing okay right up until afd reared its shitty head, that kind of thing isnt an isolated incident these days at least.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey so with the recent news that ice gave voter data to palantir is it still a good idea to go and put your name and where you live on your mark of dissent do yall really think hes leaving if the votes come out against him. he fortified the white house door.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most psychotic possible framing of this archive.is/202609271858...
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
something something 'and no one came out to repair the bridge'
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everyones too broke to do mutual aid, unless youre planning on bankrolling it? people still need food and medicine, babies need diapers.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when we have an entire union of other countries around us that would come to our aid instead of gleefully watching more of our pavement run red.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
achieving upward economic mobility through self propelled means is actually easier in countries like pakistan than it is in the us.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
even with medical advancements poor people arent going to be able to afford the groundbreaking treatments
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Dance Victro
ALT: Dance Victro
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
or the thanksgiving table when you decided to invite the conservative uncle because you wanted to be the bigger person
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
do i need to do a tiktok dance narrating the failure of the nuremberg trials so that shitlib accounts will stop acting like argentina and the us didnt adopt rogue nazis
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there are posts featuring this image from at least 6 years ago on reddit. you cant just call anything you morally disagree with 'ai slop'
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you for the comment section full of blocklist fodder, that was neat of you
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
do mosquitos like sugar, is that why they treat me like a buffet. the last 3 doctors i asked to check my a1c didnt actually check it and gummy candy is one of my four food groups
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can i beat the genetic aneurysm/embolism curse in my family by being continually bitten by mosquitos
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dumped the last guy i was seeing after almost a year together bcuz he insisted on making me watch some political youtube video with the sound on. i will block you if you promote his face or messages in any fucking way, dead serious
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
took ap us history for fucking NOTHING. 400 dollars gone
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
now that were coming down to the wire here am i still required to atone and repent for being Annoying about all this ten years ago. am i finally free and forgiven and golden, or do i have to wait until my homestate is a glowing pile of festering waste before im forgiven for being right too early.
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
apparently this is from skiptrace (2016)
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eli young @koyoteli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'oh he is so owned!' whatever happened to no such thing as bad publicity. yeah i remember when an inflammatory, bad piece of art/mockery took down hitler, so cool
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