Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 7mTyler Higbee is six foot six, how are you even headshotting him, that’s just bad tackling form at that point. 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 10mHe gets more and more on my nerves every week I get why literally every teammate he’s ever had hates him 010
Reposted by Casey OttawayNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I cannot stress enough how important it is to see Digger in a theater. Ideally one with amazing sound. Cancel October. See Digger. 281
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 11/10/2026To my eye looks like a dislocated left knee for Coleman-Williams landing awkwardly on that fade attempt for Alabama, ouch 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Completely irrespective of his performance (he’ll likely end up a good-to-very-good NFL WR), trading up to get Lemon rather than prioritizing investing in this OL was an Icarus moment for Howie. This team won its rings by building from the trenches out and they’ve looked shambolic out there. 010
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026idk why I took the time to say all that ngl, shoutout inanity 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I suspect the grilled cheese subreddit might see a fair few posts of very overelaborate sandwiches, which might have prompted this post more than people simply adding an ingredient or two, and in the rant they just built up momentum to this grilled cheese absolutist take lol 100
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They’re also right that there’s a threshold of added items where spiritually it’s no longer a grilled cheese, it’s just a sandwich. It’s a fallacy of the beard sitch imo where just because adding a thing or two doesn’t make it not a grilled cheese, at some pt it does cease to be a “grilled cheese”. 100
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They’re correct in that if someone said to me “I made a grilled cheese for lunch” I would immediately assume precisely what they are describing. Any additions need to get added to the title of the sandwich imo (“I made grilled cheese with bacon for lunch.”) 100
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(Pretty sure they’re being sarcastic and agreeing with the point being made!) 010
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think this might be just the illusion of “recommended for children and adolescents” vs “recommended for adults”? Like the reason everyone has heard 8 so much is because of health class and shit; but I feel like I’ve always seen 7 for adults long before the proliferation of health tracker apps 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bro what the hell was that acceleration at the 44, dear god 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bills fans expected this game to occur last week tbh, then the black magic involved in winning with five turnovers meant the bill would even more inevitably come due this week against another “floundering” team that began the season with high expectations 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s zero chance the Dems would be willing to sacrifice four years of a Kansas senate seat though 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ball don’t lie, Palmer confirmed recovered the fumble the previous play 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Honestly… the Democratic Party could learn from this man 020
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tbf I’m pretty sure the scarcity of aliens was partly a budget allocation decision as much as anything else iirc. that and the fact that Tony Gilroy *loves* a good facial acting performance (which honestly, fair) 001
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wish the eagles would try to actually use their shiny new first-round* WR2 as a WR every now and then *(that they traded up for!) 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ty Johnson is gonna be a hell of a “remembering some guys” guy in about 10 years 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sent this text to a friend after the skowronek td lol 030
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That was a “deep ball accuracy is a wide receiver stat” catch from Matthew Golden. He might have a higher ceiling than I’ve given him credit for. 010
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Epistemic philosophy isn’t what I’d consider one of my oft-cited influences, but this is precisely what the Descartes quote “I think, therefore I am” means. I don’t know what consciousness exactly is, but I know that it exists beyond glorified math problems with no more agency than a literal virus. 020
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Saw this tweet in isolation and nodded, assuming the opposite argument was being made at first, but… I mean, it’s pretty obviously (2) imo. 100
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Brian Thomas Jr with a very “and that’s why deep ball accuracy is a WR stat” non-play on the ball on 3rd and 11 there 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fuck man this sucks so much. It’s hard to even see exactly what happened, but that scream he lets out after he goes down… that’s not a “high ankle sprain” scream. So so terrible. 000
Reposted by Casey OttawayDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 16/09/2026This almost always consists of conservatives saying "people no longer trust your institution" after spending decades doing everything they can to destroy trust in the institution. True of the press, true of academia, true of public health. 746589
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Justin Jefferson would like to let you know that he’s still the best WR in the league 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Some truly impressive bed-shitting from the packers in this fourth quarter 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And with that eyesore of a 20-13 loss to the Steelers, the falcons catapult to the top of the NFC South standings 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 04/09/2026John Fetterman’s political career is like an athletic outlier nfl prospect taken first overall because of his ceiling, but then it turns out he’s just Jamarcus Russell’s work ethic combined with Deshaun Watson’s character, all in Brock Osweiler’s frame, with late-career Antonio Brown’s CTE 000
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 01/09/2026(Sorry in advance for the Joke Explainer vibes, but its not a coincidence— it’s not the news program calling him that, just the account, which is the repurposed old “BidenHQ/KamalaHQ” account from 2024) 000
Reposted by Casey OttawayEncinitas Highlands Surfer @highlandsurfer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I think we're going to have confront the fact that Musk's ploy with Twitter, while being something he instantly regretted, has turned out a tremendous victory for him in terms of allowing him to do racism organization and reality distortion. 021
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Jose “the white flag” Alvarado warming up in the pen for the Phillies 010
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The real question here is “does Hawai’i count” because if so that’s an easy number 1 000
Reposted by Casey OttawayPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026there’s an important lesson in Abdul El-Sayed’s win and Francesca Hong’s loss, and that is that in politics it’s good to be cool and bad to be weird. 682727176
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 13/08/2026€15m profit from one “fine, I guess” year of a moderately capable 28yo midfielder? The year the Saudi pro league well is clearly starting to run dry? City can’t keep getting away with thisstatic.klipy.comHe Can't Keep Getting Away With This!Alt: He Can't Keep Getting Away With This breaking bad meme 040
Casey Ottaway @kotts30.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Oh lovely, I keep forgetting those even exist because I can’t really see an actual use case for them in my life, but I guess everyone wants to feel like James Bond 🙃 110