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Bro. Greg the Wizard

@korakosrising.bsky.social
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world-renowned post-modern mystic, and wizard of dubious repute. Bluesky's Favorite Freemason Proud resident of the Illinois Khanate. 32

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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
the 1973 oil shock basically destroyed a huge chunk of american culture (drive ins, etc) and i think covid did the same
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
That's the cars Circuitlatory system
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/09/2025
please familiarize yourself with this whole website thank you kindly
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What is jury nullification?
For the answer, visit this Frequently Asked Questions resource provided by the Fully Informed Jury Association.
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Posted two years ago, but somehow still current
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/08/2025
my “i am not involved in a conspiracy to cover up sexual abuse” banner hanging from the vice-president’s residence has a lot of people asking what the fuck is wrong with me
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Low key one of the worst anbuses of power ever? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I'd argue that Stomp-Clap is a viable classification. The spectrum is probably something like Mumford to Of Monsters And Men. Imagine Dragons is mormon slop music.
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Chris Sotomayor 🇵🇷 @sotocolor.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
A person so bigoted they were banned from Uber Eats continues to make personnel decisions about national security and military leadership.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
If they just shit on Mamdani you could rationalize it as a unique thing to him and his candidacy but the party leaders and consultants did the same thing with AOC and even with Obama and maybe it’s time we demand that they encourage candidates that turn out the youth vote instead of impeding them
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Samira Shackle @samirashackle.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The BBC has confirmed it won’t air its documentary on Gaza’s medics. I know some of the journalists involved and they’re absolutely excellent. This statement is mealy-mouthed; you can’t “both sides” the facts on the ground of a genocide, and there’s a clear public interest in documenting those facts
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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Moot Dengrich ☠️🎢 @catfishsushi.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“I can go after him like Nixon?” “Well, these are legitim— Yes, exactly like President Nixon did, sir.”
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Do any other brothers set the feet in photos, or is it just me? #freemason
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
How about that
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
What if I told you that there was a globe spanning organization that's existed for 300 years and is dedicated to combatting the social alienation facing young men while teaching them the values of tolerance, morality, mutual aid, and personal responsibility?
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
It's bleakly funny that "Is the Pope Catholic?" has gone from a euphemism for something being obvious, to a diagnostic question to figure out how insane someone is.
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
the farmers market is truly a display of white het depravity. watching a gorgeous statuesque woman in an impeccable outfit dote on the greasiest burn out manchild that I've ever seen. Honey, free yourself.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I don't consider myself a dude anymore, but I cannot deny that Dudes Rock.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 02/05/2025
tanks being stuck in a sinkhole while surrounded by tens or maybe hundreds of thousands of protestors would be an image you would see every single day for the rest of the term
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
You don't really want to be leading a country where the most dynamic company after you instituted your policies is the discount store. www.cnbc.com/2025/04/30/d...
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Dollar General is one of the best stock performers of Trump's first 100 days
Analysts say a market rotation to defensive stocks and Dollar General's lower exposure to China tariffs have boosted the stock.
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
When i was in high school, my girlfriend asked me if she could paint my toenails. I thought it was a weird request, but what the hell sure. This must have been my house, because this is the kind of thing my mom would encourage as a bit. Either way, her parents saw and got ludicrously mad at her.
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
sure, why not?
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This May Day trans workers are the fulcrum of the working class. Our survival and liberation is the axis upon which the fate of the entire class depends, if we win our freedom you will to, if we go down the ruling class will crush you along with us. Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
So far the two most receptive coworkers are the old lady wh6o's manager stepped over her to get to the copier while she was having a stroke, and surprisingly, the crypto-maga lady. I presume her innate hatred of people better off than her is overriding the republicanism.
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
took a quickie before our real break and got to explain Haymarket to some of the coworkers. They had never heard of it. Debbs grant me strength 😮‍💨
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Good morning again
Lenin banner Cappuccino
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Can a lone communist office worker bribe his coworkers into class consciousness via donuts? Dear reader i hope so but i doubt it.
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Happy International Workers Day y'all! Remember that your boss would rather watch you bleed out in the gutter than pay you what you're owed, and managers deserve the wall ⚒️
youtu.be
Solidarity Forever
YouTube video by Pete Seeger - Topic
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
(pounding the tbale and chanting) LOWTAX LOWTAX LOWTAX
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Evil is an amazingly unhinged show. An imam and priest having a dick measuring contest over who is doing an exorcism is truly inspired writing. (The spirit is an Ifrit, so the imam has jurisdiction imo)
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Evil is an amazingly unhinged show. An imam and priest having a dick measuring contest over who is doing an exorcism is truly inspired writing. (The spirit is an Ifrit, so the imam has jurisdiction imo)
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Just watching my neighbors start an uncontained fire.
a picture of me looking over my glasses and sipping a beer
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Free my messy queen
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Counterpoint: If Pizzaballa chooses the name John (the 24th), then he'd be Papa John, and we could pretend that the pizza joint referred to him instead.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
American Catholics need to understand that MAGA will turn on them as soon as it is convenient.
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:
The new revelations about DOGE's activities at the labor agency come from a whistleblower in the IT department of the NLRB, who disclosed his concerns to Congress and the U.S. Office of Special Counsel in a detailed report that was then provided to NPR. Meanwhile, his attempts to raise concerns internally within the NLRB preceded someone "physically taping a threatening note" to his door that included sensitive personal information and overhead photos of him walking his dog that appeared to be taken with a drone, according to a cover letter attached to his disclosure filed by his attorney, Andrew Bakaj of the nonprofit Whistleblower Aid.
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Trump is using your taxpayer dollars to pay his J6 brownshirts.
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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Once again thinking about how there is no worldview more boring and annoying than misanthropic nihilism.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/04/2025
there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 10/04/2025
That Lindsey Graham quote about “if we elect him, he will destroy us, and we will deserve it” runs around my head like a rabid weasel.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
UPDATE: ICE is wildly unconcerned about where this man is and no one will tell me, his registered attorney. The universal answer so far is "let's wait and see where he ends up." This is deeply off. We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 03/04/2025
Remember to never vote for this terrible Republican.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
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Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
All the conspiratorial right-wing fantasies about George Soros buying elections, and Elon Musk is just doing it right out in the open.
"On Sunday night, I will give a talk in Wisconsin.

Entrance is limited to those who have voted in the Supreme Court election.

I will also personally hand over two checks for a million dollars each in appreciation for you taking the time to vote. 

This is super important."
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Everything Dan points out is extremely true, but can we start with WALMART FIRED SOMEONE BECAUSE A CUSTOMER "ACCUSED" THEM OF BEING TRANS? WTF?
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