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@konstanho.bsky.social
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Fighting Age Male. Cycling Bore. Chester FC Supremacist. Seals Live Commentator. North Staffordshire Debonaire. Friend To All Dogs.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From a technical playing aspect. I loath to credit the FA here. But Man City’s rise through the ownership by ADUG coincided with the FA cooking up the England DNA coaching setup and the opening of St Georges Park which has produced the greatest generation of England footballers since 1966.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remarkably stupid people. They have spent nearly 20 years telling fans and football authorities that they are not state owned.
thetimes.com
Man City will claim sponsorship cash was paid by government — not owners
Club’s appeal also expected to challenge use of word ‘sham’ by independent commission and the sheer amount of time it took them to deliver guilty verdict
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
4 inflatable Bananas gave their life for that globe.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By the way. Etihad is not mentioned by name in the independent commissions report findings. This is just a Nation State now trying to bully its way out of its own wrong doing. Naked as a Jay Bird.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The LaunderEtihad Stadium, I call it.
skysports.com
Man City charges: Club sponsor Etihad Airways considering legal action against Premier League
Man City have been found guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of Premier League financial rules by an independent commission; City were charged by the Premier League with more than 100 br...
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And we lost 3-0.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I plugged something into an extension Lead and everything went off. Scoreboard, lights, fridges freezers, tellys, WiFi, the whole shebang.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always find Neil pleasant, always bubbly, always engaging. Reminds me of when I tripped the entire electricity supply at Spennymoor during the second half a couple of seasons ago……
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When hes at the Deva he basically sits on top of it. You’re taking your life into your own hands if you want to plug into it.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being looked at like they have come from a different planet when they ask where the ISDN line is.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can you imagine them resting Cherki because the Astroturf at Scarborough is a bit hard?
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, what you’re saying is, that there is a chance they’d have to go to Spalding on a Tuesday night?
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
British Midland and Midland Bank aswell.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hes just making sure hes getting his share of the £900m before it all goes away.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you have a bag of irrefutable pork scratching with those 10 pints?
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re calling them The Pepstein Files.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We saw it with Newcastle United and LIV Golf. The second the missiles started the flying the money dried up and things started being wrapped up. The Middle Easts days of spurious spending for a bit of ‘fun’ and influence in the West are coming to an end if they’re not over already.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The 115 Charges are our Epstein Files.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m having to listen to it again to heart his. He also does that thing where he’s just talking rather than singing. Yep. Come the revolution he’ll be against the wall.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I get Syed, but I need to see your working out for the B52s singer.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fucking hate him. But I wouldn’t wish ill on him, I’m willing to let nature take its course with that Colon of his. I want to watch his physical decline in 4K.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Could do with a death so I can book 2 weeks in Lanzarote.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s for people who have tattoos of their own XL Bully.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s the team you’d put out in the Carabao Cup 2nd round against Accrington Stanley.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Britain has upset a country that is the same size, population and GDP as Belgium and some people feel threatened by the consequences.
theguardian.com
UK to adopt tougher stance on Israel with illegal settlements trade ban
Ed Miliband to reassert support for Palestinian rights and a two-state solution in move fiercely criticised by US and Israel
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Swiss, the Austrians and the Germans all call it Bodensee and until recently I thought that was the name internationally but apparently it’s called Lake Constance. So no, nobody can really agree on bodies of water.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They should do a Letterboxd for Cans and Class A’s.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Careful, he’ll nationalise it.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Andy Burnham will not rest until we are all driving double decker buses to work.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s extraordinary isn’t it. I’ve been out in and around Oakamoor/Alton and towards Waterhouses today and even at that altitude it’s barren.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A half full Lords for the Hundred final. Fuck me to tears.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Hundred has it critics and rightly so. One thing you cannot criticise it for is how they showcase forgotten artists who had a number 17 chart hit 10 years ago.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Imagine the problems a Ritalin Vape would solve.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today I will be staring directly at the eclipse to own The Libtards.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sky Water? I have only read about this phenomenon in the history books.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
‘The theme from MASH’ is so called because the actual songs name which has actual lyrics is called Suicide Is Painless.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Old Paedo is Dead. RIP.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spain are playing out every single Habsburg Fantasy.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
All the talk about how good France have been has been a load of old bollocks, they’re classic flat track bullys. Spain have controlled every aspect of the of every match they’ve played. Thats why they have conceded just one goal.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Now they’ve taken Rabiot off for a more dynamic runner (And better player imo) in Kone to try and run over one of Ruiz/Rodri.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
France are an easier team to exert control over than Spain and this England team is all about control. Rodri and Ruiz are making light work of Rabiot and Tchouameni. Can Rice and Anderson deal with that?
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ITVs outtro there playing Cemetery Gates by Pantera is another goal against the BBC production for the tournament.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There are only two places in England that produce that face. The Fens and the Towns around and between Derby and Nottingham. Thats an Ilkeston face that.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve been wrestling with this thought for a couple of years now. But Rishi Sunak was right, Sandwiches are your favourite food, they’re actually the best food you can have. Everything goes with them. Sorry for mocking you Rishi.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Hello, is this Justin Langer?”
bbc.co.uk
Brendon McCullum sacked as England Test head coach but will retain white-ball role
England are now without a Test head coach and captain as Brendon McCullum leaves after four years in the role.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Butterfly effect init. If you didn’t want your General Belgrano sinking you shouldn’t have sailed towards the Maritime Exclusion Zone……..
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Whatever happened to the match ball being delivered in the back of an RC Car?.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Tony, I swear to you, if at Merthyr away on a Tuesday night in February there is the need for a drinks break I will broadcast The Black Swan over Seals Live and then end the broadcast.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nauseatingly unfunny until people have started to act like absolute lunatics about about him and it’s actually quite funny now.
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
From a player welfare POV I don’t have an issue with a Hydration Break, but what it should not become is a period where a coaches can get information into players. Have the breaks inside your own penalty area with the drinks and gels bought out by an official not by coaches.
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