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@konnaire.bsky.social
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 21h
Subtweeting me while I don't even think about you. Sad
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wdym 'lose 4kg' and 'become a subject of international lust' aren't good yearly development goals?? I'm sorry is this your first time managing a designer ??
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lol, dope
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeeee boi we're in spooky szn now
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Snapped this before I ambled over
Moody shot of a church standing in fields and tree coverage. It is dusk and there is light mist in the air
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Last night, on a whim, I climbed up the extremely narrow spiral staircase to the ringing room of the local church to ask if I could watch. Turns out one of my fellow scout leaders runs it. Had a go. Ringing bells is sick. Reminder you can just do stuff.
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I actually love this. Loser
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Guy who feels so much passion about his project he outsourced it to AI and wants the audience to mitigate whatever shameful feeling he has as a result. What a fruitcake
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Where's Scooby and the rest of the gang?
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@benrs.uk
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pints of red hot milk
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People with prams looking for the most inconvenient pinch point imaginable to stop and have a scroll of their phones
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I should go freelance again
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Super InBelligence and it's just you delivering more CSS courses
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maaan I love the www
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
May everyone find their own medicine-wealthy dowager to bless their worst days with potions the likes of which would knock out a small horse or paralyse a lesser human
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Henry from Offline?
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@shed.gay it's your bat signal m8
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The boys wild camp Dartmoor
The Milky Way taken around 9pm with no light pollution Dusk shot of a silhouette of a wild Dartmoor pony on a hillSunrise shot of a man outside a tent on the moorShot of ponies drinking from the river in the foreground with some tors in the background
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
UX Designers post a lot about layout tools and whiteboard tools but we never talk about the most important design tool of all - the big stick we use to stir shit up
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
evergreen from @spavel.bsky.social
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll read your xml pal
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get Brosie and I on at the same time so we can spend an hour winding you up
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, no shit. Several times daily at this point. Unprecedented time of productivity.
TechCrunch article called Spotify says its best developers haven’t written a line of code since December, thanks to AIA Spotify error messageA different Spotify error message Yet another Spotify error message
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We can't both be the same side of the coin my friend
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like this can only fare me excellently.
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bridge I hope not to find myself interviewing for some time, but when it calls can I possibly bring you along to any interviews?
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
doors
screenshot of a folder containing door pics called 'doors' and a file called 'doors.html'
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The massively overcomplicated setup I have to simply never be served an advert in my own home is horrifying if I look at it objectively
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can't think of anything other than my fuckin doors
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An entire workday dominated by the fact that I have doors.html sitting on my desktop with absolutely wretched intentions of animating some sweet doors with a cascading style sheet or two this evening
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Asskeys
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One misplaced sneeze and I'm down to 500 calories by 11am
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Scott I'm a 6'8 man in a 5'6 body my BMR is 1500kcal I have no sympathy for your 800 calorie sheer opulence Jacobean banquet of a dinner
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what the absolute fuck this is fantastic
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A 21 funny little horn salute upon completion
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
connaire stannel is dead. Long live & stannel.
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New iPhone looks incredible
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sadly not :( There's little worse than knowing my legs have a 10k in them but my heart has maybe 3
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, don't do what this plump clown did and let it lapse for 2 years
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No it's two laser sounds bsky.app/profile/konn...
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Waste of yer money. You may need to mix on the Yamaha for slightly clearer mids but they stand up solidly
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Plus look at that 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 decal
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had to buy a new pair because my last got nicked in a pub in London, or I'd be repping the same pair I've had since I was 21
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
MDR-7506. (Relatively) dirt cheap, almost perfectly flat out of the headphones, comfy. I keep coming back to them
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bounce your way to the moon in those
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Audio out into some good monitor headphones is a game changer too. I'm hearing things I never heard before after hearing things I never heard before out of the speakers
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's he been and gone and done now
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You call yourself an expert yet perpetuate the lie that any good restaurant even has a domain registered
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