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Conrad Kreyling

@konistehrad.bsky.social
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Claims to have seen a ghost, but is lying. Made Later Alligator, We Know the Devil. savepat.biz

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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I kinda wish I had chosen a career that had way less Computer in it. Kind of over Computer rn tbh.
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Pillow Fight Games @pillowfight.io · 29/08/2026
AND WE’RE DONE!! Thank you to the 4,904 wonderful humans who funded Drawnsters for $152,328 dollars!! You all are incredible! Stay tuned for more effusive thank yous from @caldy.bsky.social and the @drawfeeshow.com crew!!!
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok listen. @caldy.bsky.social is streaming on Twitch right now. This is in itself good and fun, but he’s doing it because for every $100 our Kickstarter makes today he’s gonna make another doodle. m.twitch.tv/drawfeeshow?...
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drawfeeshow - Live on Twitch
Drawnsters Kickstarter - Final Day Doodle Marathon! | Streaming art.
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Caldwell Tanner @caldy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
THREE DAYS LEFT TO BACK DRAWNSTERS ON KICKSTARTER! The game is already fun as hell, but with your support it can achieve the rare title of Satan’s Favorite™. Pledge away! www.kickstarter.com/projects/pil...
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Pillow Fight Games @pillowfight.io · 25/08/2026
Our campaign ends on Saturday, and we've got a great lineup of streams and dreams for you! TONIGHT, catch @drawfeeshow.com playing Meccha Chameleon and chatting Drawnsters! Thursday, we'll be live at 3pm ET with @caldy.bsky.social to testplay the game! Tune in to www.twitch.tv/drawfeeshow !!
Header: 3 Days Left!! 

A schedule of events in the bubbly, stroked style of Drawnsters. 
Tues. 8/25, 8:30 ET: Drawfee streams Meccha Chameleon 
Thurs. 8/27, 3pm ET: A live playtest with Drawfee, Caldwell, and Pillow Fight
Fri. 8/28, starting 9am ET: Follow @loldwell on Instagram, where he'll be doodling as the campaign closes!
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i think this is a contender for the stupidest line of code i've ever written
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4indroid @4indroid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m a little late but happy 1.0 release to #FieldsofMistria !
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Caldwell Tanner @caldy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We hit our initial funding goal, but Drawnsters is JUST GETTING STARTED. At $125K, we unlock the one and only @prozdishere.bsky.social as the Battle Announcer! (AKA the voice I hear in my head while playtesting) Back us now to make it happen! www.kickstarter.com/projects/pil...
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've been wanting to migrate away from Fungus _so bad_ and this might just be the kick in the pants I needed to actually do it.
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 01/08/2026
It’s official, DRAWNSTERS has been funded in just TWO DAYS! Thank you all SO much for your support! We’ve got more to come next week, including STRETCH GOALS and our actual GAMEPLAY VIDEO with the early version of the game! We’ll also be talking more about the game on Tuesday’s stream at 8:30PM ET!
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh hey! I'm making this game! I'm doing the programming! It's already a lot of fun I want you to play it!!
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Caldwell Tanner @caldy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
About to do a VERY NORMAL stream with @drawfeeshow.com where NO INFORMATION will be revealed. Come watch! (It's Regular) www.twitch.tv/drawfeeshow
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drawfeeshow - Live on Twitch
Caldwell is Here but That Probably Doesn't Mean Anything Special | Streaming art.
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
ᴋᴋ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ 🐶🍃🎶
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
loved both of these games.
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 10/07/2026
Everything in the world is not getting worse all the time. I keep getting better. This is the work of human time and feelings, and it will keep being made available to you through whatever means possible. No bullshit, no fatigue, no compromises
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/06/2026
Cool news! My buddy Matt is gonna be running No More Heroes at @gamesdonequick.com next weekend and I'm gonna be running commentary on the couch! I've been watching him practice and its gonna be a great run. Tune in and cheer him on!
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De-Katie and Cat-Boo!-ger @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
OH MY GOD its $6 this game is so freakin cute and funny its just such a good time, pick it up and be merry
later alligator is $5.93USD
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I cannot stress to y'all just how impossible it is to "sell a game" on Android and iOS. There's a reason why we treat it as the place to play exactly two kinds of games: "Gatcha Anime Waifu: Refract Restore" and "Idle Number Flicker".
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yeah hire us to program games for money!!!
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
c o s m o s
Rainbow colored illustration of Michiru from Katamari Damacy. She is standing in front of the Earth and exclaiming "Oh! I feel it! I feel the cosmos!" while cousins fall down from above.
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm super happy that both We Know the Devil and Heaven Will Be Mine work on modern MacOS systems again! That said: Apple please stop changing processor architectures I'm begging you you're killing me.
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Pillow Fight Games @pillowfight.io · 11/06/2026
🗣️ Hey mecha fans, space lesbians, challenge readers, and everyone else: Heaven Will Be Mine, the cult classic VN featuring powerful girls who kiss in sentient robot suits, is NOW AVAILABLE IN 4K! Also featuring - improved text display - it's steamdeck compatible - works on MacOS again
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Heaven Will Be Mine on Steam
Heaven Will Be Mine is a visual novel about making terrible life decisions in the midst of a hot-blooded battle between giant robots. Select one of three terribly behaved girls to fight and/or make ou...
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
would howl rip one like this or like this
howl from howls moving castle smoking a bong using a calcifer lighterSame as previous image but with calcifer bong
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ok for real if you haven’t read the terminal text for the original Marathon games give yourself a little treat today. Obviously it’s 90’s game writing sure, but there’s so much fun stuff in there with genuinely good exposition. marathon.bungie.org/story/
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Marathon's Story Page
Marathon's Story Page
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ted Chiang on AI: www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...
Being open to the possibility that LLMs are conscious is the same as being open to the possibility that Microsoft Word is conscious, or, more precisely, that multiple distinct consciousnesses are dormant in every Word document containing a conversational transcript, and that they are awakened every time the document is loaded. Should you consider the possibility that every time you open a Word document you are bringing multiple conscious interlocutors into existence, and every time you close one you snuff their existence out? No. Contemplating that scenario is not a good use of your time. Even if the Microsoft Office team employed a philosopher who said you shouldn’t be so certain, because consciousness is not well understood, that would not be sufficient reason for you to take this idea seriously. We don’t need to fully understand the nature of consciousness to definitively say that certain things are not conscious, and conversational transcripts fall in that category.
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Woke up like this Saturday morning why is my brain like this
Classic “newspaper cat” meme format with top text reading “I NEED TO LEARN TMUX”
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
🐁🐘
the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Every day I inch closer to falling for the trap of Posting
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I really like this clip and I want to add: this is why I like tools programming so much. Giving people access to powerful skills with relatively simple tools is the coolest thing in the world. Take the smallest amount of care in the way you build and you can empower whole teams. Extremely cool.
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Kagi is imperfect sure. But good lord the quality of the results and the lack of ads are such a breath of fresh air. Can’t recommend it enough.
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You guys you guys you guys
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Man fuck it
A photo of a Target store shelf featuring plush toys dressed in graduation caps and gowns. A large price tag in the foreground reads, "I'm ready to assist with optimizing product titles. Please provide the list of raw product descriptions for conversion" above a large "$5" price. This is because everything is slop and nobody cares about anything anymore.
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Meredith Gran @meredithgran.com · 14/05/2026
Perfect Tides: Station to Station comes out today on Switch! I'm very proud of what Edmundo and I have accomplished getting this AGS adventure to console, and I can't wait for more people to play it.
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There's something very fitting about a bug in Heaven Will Be Mine related to code stripping.
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We're watching The Rockford Files while working now, and you absolutely cannot tell me Harrison Ford wasn't channeling James Garner while making A New Hope.
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I understand _why_ C++ templates are a pain, I really do, but having to write scripts to materialize basic variants of classes for alternate cases is going to turn me into the joker. Like, at least give me preprocessor directives. (Also evil. Also helpful.)
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
MAY THE FOURTH BE PAT YOU! lol we're putting Later Alligator on sale today the 4th for FOUR dollars! $4.13 US, $4AUD, $4CAD, 4 euros! FOUR! Buy it for 4 friends. Use your last 4 smackers for a fleeting moment of alligator passion. Play it four times. Send me four angry emails. Later Alligator!!!!
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Titanium Court wow. Wow. Amazing game. Holy shit.
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 01/05/2026
If you buy my newest shirt, I guarantee at least once every few weeks, you'll walk down the street wearing it, someone else will recognize it and go "hell yeah man, nice shirt" as they pass you by.
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jess mercury @powernappin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
as always, you have time for one earnest answer 🌙 can someone else please play titanium court? i urgently need to discuss this game with people
an illustration of puck from the game "titanium court." a blue skinned, pink haired fey wearing a polka-dotted suit is pouring himself a drink, which spills over to a pyramid of glasses. there are popups in the style of the game, of a bottle of wine ane a "no u turn sign."
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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 27/04/2026
hey look at my fonts in these cool games: ninja gaiden, ball x pit, titanium court, cadence of hyrule... these fonts could be in your cool games too because you can buy them off me and they are not expensive chevyray.itch.io
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Playing Titanium Court the way it feels it wants to be played.
Titanium Court being played on an iPad Pro. The tech stack is Moonlight client in touchscreen mode connected to a PC using the Apollo streaming server with dynamic resolution virtual display.
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Jo Kreyling @horsephone.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I ordered this cake for my bff’s bachelor party and the youngest employee at the bakery had to explain “findom” to everyone else.
A sheet cake with rainbow frosting trim with frosting art of Mario drinking a beer and operating a steering wheel. There are balloons, three stars, and the text “54 years of findom!”
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Conrad Kreyling @konistehrad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
One of Jo's friends was kind enough to gift me a PC copy of Death Stranding 2, and while I like it (obviously), I dislike the way the game trivializes death. You had to take so much care in the first game to always be non-lethal, and removing that changes it for the worst.
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