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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"don't make content that only works on one platform" - so that's Strictly and Masterchef gone then ☺️

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You're assuming that maintenance can recognise a screw after Debbie left for Dallas. Now if they watched the videos...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A tradition still proudly upheld!

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nice spin on this, but we want more detail about the role of backhanders in this (especially those from lefties, which are truly sinister).

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Guides I trust to do it properly and read the manuals, unlike the Stansaid maintenance "engineers" who used them to build the tunnels on their 36 hole Krazee Golf course...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

August cannot have a May day. Obvs. Still, the 243 offer at WH Smith is still available, so buy,buy,buy!

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Best defence in court you could ever present.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good to see the Sopwith Dolphin in its natural environment!

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Start here - medievalcookery.com/recipes/inde... and continue. There is life beyond chilies. I wonder what South Asia used before they were imported from the Americas.

medievalcookery.com

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Common sight at the drop-in centre. Elsewhere, unusual.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What happens in the shed, stays in the shed... (hopefully).

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So it's not true that if you get a fail for punctuality, you have to dress up as a tardigrade? #IWillSurvive

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Everyone likes a souvenir...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

...and can we extend our thanks to the medical and emergency staff who have moved out to make room for this very worthwhile and necessary expansion. I believe your new quarters will be available soon after the portakabin is ordered and delivered and fitted out and...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That valet has been properly parked!

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Only 94 days to Christmas Day, so I'll put the Brussels sprouts on.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Really bad move to make him buy the first round...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You've never been to Stansaid, have you.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I love the Positive Attitude that meant you bothered to put the shelves in.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Indeed, and are still available as my daughter demonstrates...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Another factor is, to a BMW driver, the repulsive effect of "moving to a slower lane" as they think of it. There's a potential PH.D in exploring the effect there for a physics/psychology graduate

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Got to admit that you've taken the biscuits(*) regarding reducing carbon footprint! * We have the video evidence. Phone the concession manager to "discuss" the amount to leave in the envelope in the 3rd trap from the right in the Ladies on the concourse or the Police will be involved.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Amazing how many people request and buy one after getting a Meal Deal.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He's the one in the latex uniform, isn't he?

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

...and the air crew run on Meal Deals and vodka...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The WH Smith concession would like to pay tribute to the mythical dedication of Stansaid staff in opening up this 24hr, premium price, marketing opportunity for Meal Deals and stock that we thought was going to have to be thrown away. We'd like to offer Stansaid staff a discount, but HQ say no.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Who knew Norwich has a "hipster area"!?

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Good to see they took their PAs and foremen with them (not in the same size Canopic Jar, obvs). Did they fight much or did the sedation work? (Offer a free Meal Deal and if the shock of the offer doesn't stun them, then the "preservatives" definitely will.)

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Akin to cleaning the house while the children are home on holiday...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

One way to stop the neighbours charging their new eVs...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hmmm... Would "if you can't take it, why did you dish it out?" be relevant?

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Probably timely, given how thorough Swiss security are... #flintKnappingVerboten #hosepipeBand

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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Given that driving without insurance is not an imprisonable offence, these 220 people should probably think about appealing.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Reading this totally put me off gardening.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I tried the approach of taking a deep breath and chanting "1-2-3, 1-2-3" as I breathed out... Attendant told me that wasn't my PIN, so I'd better try again.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

How did that excuse go down in Dulwich College?

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Nobody likes a fashionista!

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

There's always a weirdo...🧐 The Dwarfs report a drill will do no damage, and they have tunnels down there. (Which probably means they've tried and failed.) 🤣

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Who will think about the Arthurians who are forced to watch sewers being installed in Glastonbury, or Alan Garner fans having to see new housing built in Alderley Edge!

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

SNAP! (anyone seen the duct tape?)

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

GROAN... (not envious, not even slightly. well maybe a bit...)

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Once witnessed a Swiss train be 2 minutes late. Platform full of people. No one got on the train as a protest. We were "surprised". This was before mobiles, but I think the first thing each and everyone of them did when they got to work was phone and complain!

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Typical whingers! If they didn't want a helicopter to land on the roof, why is... errrr was the roof flat?

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You actually got the thing you went to buy? That's WEIRD!

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The problem is that someone, maybe even most people, will feel aggrieved that they aren't getting all they want. It's the political equivalent of throwing oneself on a grenade. Everybody benefits, apart from the "hero" who does it.

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

When we said "Sorry about the charge for carry-on luggage. Nothing we can do, you'll just have to eat it" to the family with two suitcases apiece, we think they misunderstood...

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

On the plus side, the Meal Deals sold to the parents "comfort eating" as they waited for their "Little Darlings" to return to ground was a welcome boost to trade

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Kev O'Neill @kon23uk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Well, under the circumstances, you were close... So sorted!🥳

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