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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 9h

If there has to be a world’s richest man, it definitely shouldn’t be a nazi dweeb.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 10h

If you are in the United States, you are in the tiger enclosure.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 19h

This one is going to age DELICIOUSLY.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Unlike Donald Trump, Creech is not in the Epstein files. And he’s literally a monster.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We are now partnering with Russia and doing public executions, in case you still had doubt about who the bad guys are.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Stopping Iran from getting nuclear weapons is so important, we have to pause it until after the midterms. Makes sense.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The people who tell you rape culture doesn’t exist have a vested interest in maintaining it. They elevate rapists to the highest levels, shield them at all costs and shout down victims at every opportunity.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Neca is dropping a $500 life-size Megan doll, and the vibes are a little weird.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Vladimir Putin has assured me the black plague outbreak is under control” does not inspire confidence.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In case you’ve forgotten (how could you?), the Trump administration is both pro-pedophile and pro-bestiality.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There are no $5,000 checks. Just like there were no $2,000 checks. Stop falling for it.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There are people so uninformed that they believe 1) the war with Iran has ended and 2) the United States won. These people have no clue what’s going on, and they vote. Which means actually knowledgeable people have to outvote them. Don’t fuck it up.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I bet we could bully David Ellison into greenlighting a Battlefield Earth sequel.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“High gas prices are a small price to pay to stop Iran from attacking California or a dragon from incinerating New York or some other thing we make up on the spot.”

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When we’re all huddled over trash can fires for warmth and eating squirrels, I don’t think official Trump crypto tokens will help us.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If this year were a satirical comedy, “black plague outbreak from a Russian lab” would be a little too on the nose. Alas.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ken Paxton refusing to debate Talarico makes sense because he’s a total bitch. But it’s also depriving us of some amazing entertainment, and that’s just not fair.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“What about the futures of these boys?” What about them? If you rape someone, your future should be in prison.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Americans have been financially gutted by the policies of this administration. It is incredibly cruel to repeatedly promise them stimulus checks that will never come while continuing to bleed them dry.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They have figured out that they can steal blindly from MAGA constituents, blame the Democrats, offer the people they stole from a small fraction of the money back and still get their vote. That’s the entire game plan.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you get a vaccine and die from cancer decades later, antivaxxers will attribute it to a vaccine. If you don’t get vaccinated and die from the thing you refused to get vaccinated for, they don’t talk about it at all.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you aren't angry, you aren't paying attention.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Shivon Zilis publicly aligned herself with a slobbish, disgusting ketamine-addled nazi oligarch, stood by his side and had several turkey baster babies only to be unceremoniously dumped on Twitter. Her response is gratitude. Because self respect doesn’t come with money. Deeply embarrassing.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Petition to have Billy Joel write at least one new verse to "We Didn't Start the Fire" mentioning Kristi Noem's husband's giant honkers.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People are still using Twitter and then coming over to other apps with screenshots acting surprised by nazi shit.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This man is not living in our shared reality. He must be removed. What the hell are we doing?

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The sheer amount of inherently evil actions taken by this administration is astounding. It should be studied, assuming books survive.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Halloween is coming up and RFK Jr is in charge, so expect these to be recalled for being filled with formaldehyde or something.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Getting a government chat bot to list the ways this administration is an abject failure is our nation’s newest, greatest pastime.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ken Paxton is like a sentient wart.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nanette Manoir would 100% have a Mar A Lago membership.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Paul Blart sequel where the mall shuts down because the economy sucks and then he becomes Travis Bickle.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good news: they’re now saying the Iran war will wrap up, without having accomplished any of the stated goals, “very soon.” Bad news: They’ve been saying that since March.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ever underestimate the ability of Republican officials to go on television and expose themselves as clowns. Again and again.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stop trying to make superintelligence happen.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wild that there’s an entire political party solely dedicated to making things up and then getting mad about them instead of trying to fix anything.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can’t wait to tell my grandchildren about the 17 times Iran’s nuclear facilities were obliterated in the course of a single year.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Elon Musk should pay everyone who has seen a cybertruck reparations.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gas prices rising because Russia invaded Ukraine is different than gas prices rising because the president started a war he was elected not to start and cutting off 20% of the world’s oil supply. Learn the difference.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wouldn’t mind watching a minion autopsy in one of those operating theaters.

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