Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 15hFor those of you who are A Lesson In Exercise fans...Did I ever mention that we are at the "Spiraling" part of the timeline?? 020
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Noooooooo I just realized the paint i had in my childhood bedroom didnt go from pink to purple because of the sun rising or setting It was color theory all along Nooooooo 000
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026New Salamanders Heir Chapter 9: A Line More Powerful than A King Tooru comes out the other end of his sudden heat but while he was preoccupied there have been developments surrounding his mother... archiveofourown.org/works/398010...archiveofourown.org 021
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026New World Map just dropped for Salamanders Heir archiveofourown.org/works/398010...archiveofourown.org 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm updating all of the rewritten chapters of Salamanders Heir tonight AND posting the next chapter as well. Be on the lookout. I'm starting now~ 111
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Garage: molding fast and 5k just to demo Yard: overgrown and scraping the cars in the driveway Garden: full of blight Fridge: 88 degrees and full of spoiled food Me: staring at my nearly finished SH chapter unable to get a word down like, "is this depression??" 100
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I started some time off work for the first time in a year so ill be able to ACTUALLY write now. Amazing 020
Reposted by JuniperPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For fucks sake Mercury, we've got other shit going on right nownytimes.comMercury Is Shrinking, and Faster Than We ThoughtNew estimates using the planet’s surface wrinkles show that our smallest planet is growing even smaller, at a faster clip than expected. 3048896
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Yay One of those days where everyone at my job is mad at me for having to do my job Partyyyyy 001
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Have you ever watched someone walk and realized they are in a constant fall-catch motion? Cause i think i just witnessed a man that needs some gait assistance 000
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Excellent news friends. I am DONE with the Salamander Heir rewrites and am 6k into the next chapter. Updates are hopefully soon. Just gotta get the last couple scenes down for the next chapter and you can all be fed. 110
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If anymore virgos want to be my friend you need to put in an application. There are too many of u having back to back birthdays. 100
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Erica: Complaining of going deaf because it is "So loud outside." Me confused because I never really clock the summer cicadas as anything more than background noise anymore... That's midwestern comfort baybeeee 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Me: I will not be doing any gardening other than grabbing things off the vine that need to GO. My Zucchinis: 2/3 dead to rot. The third looking SUS. ...Right then. Tomatoes: 6ft high. Peppers: getting territorial. I'm throwing out some zucchinis and ignoring the rest. 100
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Hit with the visceral image of human!au college students grace crunching a chunk of raw ramen noodle topped with mustard. He finishes that and turns to his roommate Rocky like "Uh this is the worst part." And dumps the entire flavor packet into his mouth to chase it with some warm water 110
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 23/07/2026What if there was a dating app service that matched you based on the ao3 fics you kudos and bookmark Could be interesting 110
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026For all the shitting birds do, how come you never see the shit on the trees?? 100
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The gif service is down in email. Im ending my life 000
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Guess who is getting prism lenses bitcheessssss!!!! Huzzah!!! My god I hope.they heal me 000
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Not to be dramatic but cherry flavored medication is going to kill me 🤮🤮🤮 How dare it be in my pack of mixed berry flavor. WHICH i had to pay an extra TWO dollars for 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I developed a cough so fucking rancid last night, i was leaking tears down my neck. 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Heslth insurance in america means getting a bill for 120 dollars on a routine check up where no tests were run and i was in the office for 3.5 minutes so the doc could look at my face skin and say looks good see u for ur next annual Make it make sense 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Oh no. It's not allergies. I'm about to suffer 😭😭😭 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 29/06/2026IM SO TIRED OF TOUCHING GRASS. GET ME OUT OF REALITY 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Not me getting bot cold calls because im licensed now 😩😩😭😭 the future is grim 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 22/06/2026When you write the shameful sentence a little too well and it triggers the past memories TAT 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The Salamander Heir rewrite is going so well. It's becoming a much easier to digest/follow story line now. Ugh I'm so excited to rerelease it 020
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 11/06/2026People at this company got me IRATE today. Name alerts arent hard!!! Just!!! Fucking!! READ! 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This adolescent squirrel has been chittering for the last TWO hours at one of the adult squirrels because he wants to claim ownership of the adult squirrels tree. The adult squirrel is currently napping on his usual branch, unbothered king. 120
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Highlights from yesterday's traumatic appointment 1. Not being addressed as sir or ma'am and called the name of the company that sent me to the appointment. 2. "What time was your appointment?!" "10am" "10?!? Why would you be scheduled for 10am?! I OPEN at 10am, i cant have you here then!" 100
Reposted by Juniperhank hill @freshgarlicknots.bsky.social · 03/06/2026"fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that but I think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem than fiction will ever be 589243993
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Not the Ac breaking during a hot and humid week...Please home owners insurance, save me 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I'm rewriting/adding scenes for chapter 2 of Salamanders Heir and lemme just say, the scenting scene is getting SO MUCH MORE 🥵 030
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Do you think squirrels get a blood rush to their head when they climb down trees headfirst? 010
Reposted by JuniperUshiOi Week 2026 - Aug 9th to 15th @ushioiweeks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Hi friends! Here are the prompts for the #UshiOiWeek2026 that will take place from August 9th to August 15th. Please take a look at this thread for the ~spicy~ prompts, as well as the guidelines and reminders of the event. 31614
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My corporate job is either "yay! All emails cleared!" And 0/27 tasks complete!! Or "Yay!! 20/27 tasks complete!" And 39 unread emails 😭 120
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I've only been working in corporate america for 3 years. What's the equivalent to trying to scan into your house/car with your badge because the hospital got you that fucked up? 110
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 19/04/2026......so. what if i do some retcon in Salamanders heir because i want to do a more interesting lore drop for the Salamanders heir.... I think pretty minor but it will change a couple of published bits of the story.... 010
Reposted by JuniperManda @mandaamsbt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Qifrey has bewitched me.. #WitchHatAtelier #Δ帽子 #artpost 162224576
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Context: my roommats cat acted like he wanted to cuddle but then went to chew on my plants :( 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I offer you refuge against the heat of my own body I offer you your own space within mine And still you prefer betrayal And still you chew the leaves of the innocent You have forced my hand to cast you out 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Ok wait. Ignis who grew up with 2 different cultures leads to fun speech: "Noct! I say! You good fam??" 010
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Feeling old today like Who keeps touching the clocks?!? Paws off!! 020
Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Oli made me cry TWICE last night about ffxv 😭😭 Those are my boyssss im chicken tendy for them 😭😭 020