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@koibitotedare.bsky.social
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 15h
For those of you who are A Lesson In Exercise fans...Did I ever mention that we are at the "Spiraling" part of the timeline??
A timeline of A Lesson In Exercise Plot Points. The timeline titles read out as: Kickoff, Meet the Team, Alpha, Dynamics, Missteps & Intros, The Challenge, Tension, Antagonist, Spiraling, Resurfaced Order, The Chase, Taking out the trash, and Epilogue.
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noooooooo I just realized the paint i had in my childhood bedroom didnt go from pink to purple because of the sun rising or setting It was color theory all along Nooooooo
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New Salamanders Heir Chapter 9: A Line More Powerful than A King Tooru comes out the other end of his sudden heat but while he was preoccupied there have been developments surrounding his mother... archiveofourown.org/works/398010...
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New World Map just dropped for Salamanders Heir archiveofourown.org/works/398010...
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm updating all of the rewritten chapters of Salamanders Heir tonight AND posting the next chapter as well. Be on the lookout. I'm starting now~
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Garage: molding fast and 5k just to demo Yard: overgrown and scraping the cars in the driveway Garden: full of blight Fridge: 88 degrees and full of spoiled food Me: staring at my nearly finished SH chapter unable to get a word down like, "is this depression??"
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I started some time off work for the first time in a year so ill be able to ACTUALLY write now. Amazing
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For fucks sake Mercury, we've got other shit going on right now
nytimes.com
Mercury Is Shrinking, and Faster Than We Thought
New estimates using the planet’s surface wrinkles show that our smallest planet is growing even smaller, at a faster clip than expected.
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Erica: he is one apple old!!
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yay One of those days where everyone at my job is mad at me for having to do my job Partyyyyy
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Have you ever watched someone walk and realized they are in a constant fall-catch motion? Cause i think i just witnessed a man that needs some gait assistance
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Excellent news friends. I am DONE with the Salamander Heir rewrites and am 6k into the next chapter. Updates are hopefully soon. Just gotta get the last couple scenes down for the next chapter and you can all be fed.
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If anymore virgos want to be my friend you need to put in an application. There are too many of u having back to back birthdays.
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Erica: Complaining of going deaf because it is "So loud outside." Me confused because I never really clock the summer cicadas as anything more than background noise anymore... That's midwestern comfort baybeeee
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me: I will not be doing any gardening other than grabbing things off the vine that need to GO. My Zucchinis: 2/3 dead to rot. The third looking SUS. ...Right then. Tomatoes: 6ft high. Peppers: getting territorial. I'm throwing out some zucchinis and ignoring the rest.
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hit with the visceral image of human!au college students grace crunching a chunk of raw ramen noodle topped with mustard. He finishes that and turns to his roommate Rocky like "Uh this is the worst part." And dumps the entire flavor packet into his mouth to chase it with some warm water
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What if there was a dating app service that matched you based on the ao3 fics you kudos and bookmark Could be interesting
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For all the shitting birds do, how come you never see the shit on the trees??
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The gif service is down in email. Im ending my life
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Guess who is getting prism lenses bitcheessssss!!!! Huzzah!!! My god I hope.they heal me
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not to be dramatic but cherry flavored medication is going to kill me 🤮🤮🤮 How dare it be in my pack of mixed berry flavor. WHICH i had to pay an extra TWO dollars for
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I developed a cough so fucking rancid last night, i was leaking tears down my neck.
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Heslth insurance in america means getting a bill for 120 dollars on a routine check up where no tests were run and i was in the office for 3.5 minutes so the doc could look at my face skin and say looks good see u for ur next annual Make it make sense
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh no. It's not allergies. I'm about to suffer 😭😭😭
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
IM SO TIRED OF TOUCHING GRASS. GET ME OUT OF REALITY
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KaciNSFW @kacinsfw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Not me getting bot cold calls because im licensed now 😩😩😭😭 the future is grim
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
When you write the shameful sentence a little too well and it triggers the past memories TAT
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Salamander Heir rewrite is going so well. It's becoming a much easier to digest/follow story line now. Ugh I'm so excited to rerelease it
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
People at this company got me IRATE today. Name alerts arent hard!!! Just!!! Fucking!! READ!
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This adolescent squirrel has been chittering for the last TWO hours at one of the adult squirrels because he wants to claim ownership of the adult squirrels tree. The adult squirrel is currently napping on his usual branch, unbothered king.
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Highlights from yesterday's traumatic appointment 1. Not being addressed as sir or ma'am and called the name of the company that sent me to the appointment. 2. "What time was your appointment?!" "10am" "10?!? Why would you be scheduled for 10am?! I OPEN at 10am, i cant have you here then!"
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hank hill @freshgarlicknots.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that but I think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem than fiction will ever be
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Not the Ac breaking during a hot and humid week...Please home owners insurance, save me
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm rewriting/adding scenes for chapter 2 of Salamanders Heir and lemme just say, the scenting scene is getting SO MUCH MORE 🥵
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Do you think squirrels get a blood rush to their head when they climb down trees headfirst?
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UshiOi Week 2026 - Aug 9th to 15th @ushioiweeks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hi friends! Here are the prompts for the #UshiOiWeek2026 that will take place from August 9th to August 15th. Please take a look at this thread for the ~spicy~ prompts, as well as the guidelines and reminders of the event.
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My corporate job is either "yay! All emails cleared!" And 0/27 tasks complete!! Or "Yay!! 20/27 tasks complete!" And 39 unread emails 😭
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I've only been working in corporate america for 3 years. What's the equivalent to trying to scan into your house/car with your badge because the hospital got you that fucked up?
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
......so. what if i do some retcon in Salamanders heir because i want to do a more interesting lore drop for the Salamanders heir.... I think pretty minor but it will change a couple of published bits of the story....
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Manda @mandaamsbt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Qifrey has bewitched me.. #WitchHatAtelier #Δ帽子 #artpost
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fighting my demons today
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Context: my roommats cat acted like he wanted to cuddle but then went to chew on my plants :(
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I offer you refuge against the heat of my own body I offer you your own space within mine And still you prefer betrayal And still you chew the leaves of the innocent You have forced my hand to cast you out
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ok wait. Ignis who grew up with 2 different cultures leads to fun speech: "Noct! I say! You good fam??"
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Feeling old today like Who keeps touching the clocks?!? Paws off!!
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Oli made me cry TWICE last night about ffxv 😭😭 Those are my boyssss im chicken tendy for them 😭😭
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I survived my illness I can write again
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Juniper @koibitotedare.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Is anyone going to katsucon?
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