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Kobold Dragon

@kobolddragon.bsky.social
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Did you know there are about three or four kobolds? 🦎🦎🦎(🦎?) Occasional light nsfw. anti ai. posts are a combination of things from my archive and new stuff run by @pineconelizard.bsky.social

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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 22h
would you rather dip your kobold in soy sauce, Wendy's frosty , or the mysterious green gloop found in the basement of the ectofuntus located deep in the haunted region of morytania
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
holy shit
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ugh, dragon is out here making me make better posts. fine. two kobold
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
kobold
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you might be asking a lot of questions right now
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hey guys here are my kobolds and also shadow the hedgehog
a group of kobolds and shadow the hedgehog
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they are girlfriends happy lesbian day
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
there are three types of HRT: estrogen, testosterone, and kobold
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lv 100 Black smith kobold vs Lv 100 Miner kobold who wins
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it followed me home and by that i mean i picked it up and brought it home
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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🌽
Trailcam photo of a Slom with a corn in his mouth
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Mr...
youtube.com
kobold eats a lemon and dies (so sad)
YouTube video by pinecone lizard
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Chertilla Mischief (Danizoar) @chort-mischief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feel free to join, Pebble doesn't mind.
Pebble looking at the pill bug.
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kobold: (light sobbing) dragon: kobold what's wrong? :( kobold: th- th- the YouTuber said (sniff) that... if I had any questions to leave it in the comments and they'd respond... but they DIDNT respond! (crying)
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
kobold: dragon get me off I can't walk on this surface dragon: lmao get stuck idiot kobold:
static.klipy.com
Bearded Dragon on Counter
ALT: Bearded Dragon on Counter
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dragon: (jiggles kobold) kobold: (sounds of a coin purse)
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not entirely sure how I'm going to take care of them without things getting hectic aaaand there goes all my shoes and socks
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
QUEST COMPLETE
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thanks for 700 kobolds
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
QUEST COMPLETE
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dragon: your ass so fat it makes me want to live forever kobold: oh ok
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quest: Yip Reward: 1 like
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dragon: woa, thats a lot of drink Kobold: yea its pretty good Dragon: did you have fun Kobold: its complicated QUEST COMPLETE
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeremey: Go and find mine higher: QUEST ACCEPTED Jacob the warehouse kobold: What? yea. you can just have the pallet. it was on back order before being cancelled so we were going to throw it away anyway. Kobold: ok
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeremey: I would advocate thine plead to my lord. Pray tell they pulleth some twines to get you what you crave, with haste. QUEST COMPLETE
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeremey: Though I do have my leads... A secret guild of elusive drink producers and chefs that tailor make a drink to fit any palette. They can assist with your parched dragon problem. I must, unfortunately, state that membership is not something a regular adventurer can just wallow in and seize...
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeremey: Nay, I mayhap know such a liquor would suffice found in just any ordinary supermarket. I'm a traveling soft drink merchant you see. It is my life blood to find only the most refined and elegant fluids to place thine lips and guzzle on.
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(goes to supermarket) Jeremy the master soft drink kobold: Hello there! Welcome to supermarket! Could I interest you in a delectable refreshing and satisfying beverage? Jeremey: ...Whats that?! You need a drink strong enough to quench a dragon?!
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
well hydrated kobold: you better go to the supermarket in town and talk to someone who can help. I know an expert in this matter. Speak to him. QUEST ACCEPTED
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dragon: hey can you get my something to drink kobold: ok QUEST ACCEPTED (goes to the kitchen) well hydrated kobold: yum! that was delicious! i drank everything in the fridge! kobold: oh no QUEST COMPLETE
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
moreso I meant shred it like a dog toy, but one could also have one as a light snack 😋
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"but im not a kobold or dragon" not yet you arent
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i was at the kobold/dragon convention and everyone knew you
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a kobold could fuck up a head of cabbage
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Siggy @siggymc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👢👢 🦎
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
infinite cave with kobolds named the yap rooms
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
needy kobold who wants attention:
crossed out text from quote post. it now reads 
"PLEASE do NOT IGNORE ! I am YIPPING."
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PLEASE do NOT IGNORE THIS ! I am YIPPING. I beg, do not ignore a kobold in need. My family of 473 other kobolds in the cave are in danger and need your help. Please repost. Click my funny link to help.
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hate when that happens corns only good before the first 13 cobs
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
kobold who learned time travel but only forward: sorry :(
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
where can i find them
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cw: kobold yip
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian on the left says 
I like Dr. Pepper
He is large

Brian on the right says
Me too but I'm smaller lol
He is small
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
kobold seeing their reflection in the mirror: what the fuck is that
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i didnt even know there were four cheeses. i can name 4 moss tho
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sometimes i read a garfield and im like fuuuuck thats a kobold
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Garfield 11/04/2015 🐱
Garfield published on 11/04/2015
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my hungry ass could never forget my huge obsidian slab 😋
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
blue kobold who woke up and now they're green: w ... what's going on?! 😨
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kobold: this bag of nacho cheese somehow tastes like nothing, watered down pepper, stale cheddar, and celery. all at the same time. dragon: wow thats oddly specific dragon: i wonder why
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