Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 22hwould you rather dip your kobold in soy sauce, Wendy's frosty , or the mysterious green gloop found in the basement of the ectofuntus located deep in the haunted region of morytania 4213
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026ugh, dragon is out here making me make better posts. fine. two kobold 2604
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026you might be asking a lot of questions right now 1100
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026hey guys here are my kobolds and also shadow the hedgehog 616031
Reposted by Kobold Dragonkobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 15/04/2026there are three types of HRT: estrogen, testosterone, and kobold 1314026
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Lv 100 Black smith kobold vs Lv 100 Miner kobold who wins 85610
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it followed me home and by that i mean i picked it up and brought it home 110
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Mr...youtube.comkobold eats a lemon and dies (so sad)YouTube video by pinecone lizard 01710
Reposted by Kobold DragonChertilla Mischief (Danizoar) @chort-mischief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Feel free to join, Pebble doesn't mind. 29630
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026kobold: (light sobbing) dragon: kobold what's wrong? :( kobold: th- th- the YouTuber said (sniff) that... if I had any questions to leave it in the comments and they'd respond... but they DIDNT respond! (crying) 06410
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026kobold: dragon get me off I can't walk on this surface dragon: lmao get stuck idiot kobold:static.klipy.comBearded Dragon on CounterALT: Bearded Dragon on Counter 6368117
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dragon: (jiggles kobold) kobold: (sounds of a coin purse) 711728
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026not entirely sure how I'm going to take care of them without things getting hectic aaaand there goes all my shoes and socks 1131
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dragon: your ass so fat it makes me want to live forever kobold: oh ok 27413
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dragon: woa, thats a lot of drink Kobold: yea its pretty good Dragon: did you have fun Kobold: its complicated QUEST COMPLETE 0202
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jeremey: Go and find mine higher: QUEST ACCEPTED Jacob the warehouse kobold: What? yea. you can just have the pallet. it was on back order before being cancelled so we were going to throw it away anyway. Kobold: ok 1141
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jeremey: I would advocate thine plead to my lord. Pray tell they pulleth some twines to get you what you crave, with haste. QUEST COMPLETE 1120
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jeremey: Though I do have my leads... A secret guild of elusive drink producers and chefs that tailor make a drink to fit any palette. They can assist with your parched dragon problem. I must, unfortunately, state that membership is not something a regular adventurer can just wallow in and seize... 1141
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jeremey: Nay, I mayhap know such a liquor would suffice found in just any ordinary supermarket. I'm a traveling soft drink merchant you see. It is my life blood to find only the most refined and elegant fluids to place thine lips and guzzle on. 1140
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(goes to supermarket) Jeremy the master soft drink kobold: Hello there! Welcome to supermarket! Could I interest you in a delectable refreshing and satisfying beverage? Jeremey: ...Whats that?! You need a drink strong enough to quench a dragon?! 1161
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026well hydrated kobold: you better go to the supermarket in town and talk to someone who can help. I know an expert in this matter. Speak to him. QUEST ACCEPTED 1171
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dragon: hey can you get my something to drink kobold: ok QUEST ACCEPTED (goes to the kitchen) well hydrated kobold: yum! that was delicious! i drank everything in the fridge! kobold: oh no QUEST COMPLETE 27619
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026moreso I meant shred it like a dog toy, but one could also have one as a light snack 😋 191
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"but im not a kobold or dragon" not yet you arent 0141
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i was at the kobold/dragon convention and everyone knew you 43411
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026infinite cave with kobolds named the yap rooms 2424
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026PLEASE do NOT IGNORE THIS ! I am YIPPING. I beg, do not ignore a kobold in need. My family of 473 other kobolds in the cave are in danger and need your help. Please repost. Click my funny link to help. 3398
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hate when that happens corns only good before the first 13 cobs 030
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026kobold who learned time travel but only forward: sorry :( 281
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026kobold seeing their reflection in the mirror: what the fuck is that 17918
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i didnt even know there were four cheeses. i can name 4 moss tho 120
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sometimes i read a garfield and im like fuuuuck thats a kobold 1397
Reposted by Kobold Dragonrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#Garfield 11/04/2015 🐱 0268
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my hungry ass could never forget my huge obsidian slab 😋 070
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026blue kobold who woke up and now they're green: w ... what's going on?! 😨 55211
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026kobold: this bag of nacho cheese somehow tastes like nothing, watered down pepper, stale cheddar, and celery. all at the same time. dragon: wow thats oddly specific dragon: i wonder why 0122