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Jade The Kobold

@kobold.fun
162 followers 49 following 282 posts

Wanna sit on the couch and play games? No thoughts, head empty. Only love and fire. Game dev, convention organizer, gay internet lizard. Sidhe/Her Youtube Link: kobold.fun

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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 22/08/2026
What if jeans... We're pants???
Women's light pants made from denim squares.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 12/08/2026
I've made my choice...
"When I grow up I wanna marry the Pink (power) Ranger"
"I wanna marry the Yellow Ranger!"
"Who do you wanna marry, Jade?"
snuggled up to Goldar, best boi.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 05/08/2026
#deadlock
Billy Deadlock saying "Unbind parry, coward."
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 09/07/2026
#gdq golly! Includes 3.5 AND 5 1/4 discs!!!
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 06/07/2026
#sgdq #ssx is amazing. The runners are great
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 03/06/2026
Someone posted this in my server and I just want everybody to see it...
Balatro: "Hand will not score, Due to pride month Straights are banned until July 1st"
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 20/05/2026
I'm about to do a cannibalism.
Aldi Muffin Top
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 02/05/2026
I saw this at a garage sale and RAN back to my car to grab my phone.
A Micro Woodpegger. Yes. That is what it is.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 30/04/2026
IsThisGood.png Condition is "This has been under a staircase for 25 years." No top damage, no corner damage, no shuffle scratches. How TF do I grade something
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 30/04/2026
So I opened a box and found some old cards I thought I had lost. This is probably worth DOZENS of dollars!
IsThisGood.png shows three foil charizards, along with various other rare 1st edition foil pokemon cards.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 21/04/2026
Google. Why... why would you ever think this is what I'm asking about...
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 20/04/2026
Woah!
The SNES cartridge for Turtles in Time contains a train going through space. The image points out the very loose comparison to Honkai StarRail
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 14/04/2026
Day/Month/Year vs Month/Day/Year described in the worst way possible
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 20/03/2026
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 16/03/2026
Every time...
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 27/02/2026
please @ me.
Jade: 'Yaoi = bois, and Yuri = girliess'  
Assassino: 'But what about that technicolor in-between'
Jade: 'That's just sparkling straight'
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 14/02/2026
Scammers are fun! (removed name in case they get their account back)
the picture is text, showing me playing with a scammer.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 10/02/2026
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 06/02/2026
Oblivion loading screen: Pulling CPUs and RAM sticks out of AI datacenters will force them to close in the same way that removing a Sigil Stone does to an Oblivion Gate.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 08/01/2026
Watching Monster in my Pocket on #GamesDoneQuick and had to make this.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 22/12/2025
I updated Sturgeon's law to some new standards. You get extra credit if you recognize the original post.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 19/12/2025
Clocked at the AliExpress search bar recommendations... Damn...
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 17/11/2025
SMH Google can't catch a reference.
'While you're down there can you grab a cask of Amontillado" being autocorrected to "a cask from Amontillado"
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 08/11/2025
YouTube feed going wild rn
A (well made if I do say so myself) mockup of a faux Legal Eagle video featuring the creator of the comic in this thread.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 01/11/2025
Man, I love video games. The fact that you can just *mod* a crossover like this fills me with joy. #deadlock #hades2 Imagine Lady Geist and Melinoë just high fiving and saying "Eyyy, same arm!"
Melinoë from Hades 2 as a model replacement for Lady Geist in DeadlockMelinoë from Hades 2 as a model replacement for Lady Geist in Deadlock
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 20/10/2025
I may have been too glib. A plumbr is here to fix the hot water heater and pulled out a warranty paper with my old name on it. I just responded "Oh, that person's dead."
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 08/10/2025
Layered references
Goku asking for energy for the spirit bomb, crossed into the McDonalds advertising reactive-tv patent, with a goku eating a cheeseburger on the screen.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 16/09/2025
Uh, yeah FromSoft... that's how damage works
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 29/08/2025
I don't think any of us truly are...
Are you ready for the internet?  The image shows an old signup screen from an iMac asking if you want to "Explore the World Wide Web!"
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 26/08/2025
Look at this beautiful little angel who has NEVER bitten anybody!!!
adorable yeen child with the cutest eyes!!!
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 23/08/2025
#deadlock So I guess Doorman can go out of bounds...
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 23/08/2025
My most punchable face yet.
A blue kobold girl, with the smuggest face imaginable.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 15/08/2025
May I offer:
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 13/08/2025
Is this anything? idk...
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 11/08/2025
Please refer to this chart I made: It shows being left handed being accepted to schools, compared to the number of people we understand now are naturally left-handed. This parallels the acceptance of LGBT rights in our current society, and the number of people feeling safe enough to come out.
A chart that shows being left handed being accepted to schools, compared to the number of people we understand now are naturally left-handed.

This parallels the acceptance of LGBT rights in our current society.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 31/07/2025
I've never played FFT, but my friend was summarizing the story and I need to know if I got this right.
Two books, the one labeled "FF: Tactics" is several times larger than the one labeled "FF Tactics if Delita was gay"
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 29/06/2025
A cautionary tale about trusting yeens.

A cautionary tale about trusting yeens.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 27/06/2025
mfw when I try to explain a hyperfixation and someone says something completely wrong.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 22/06/2025
I will be providing no context for the creation of this
A meme of a man saying "call the firing squad... but not for you" with their gun edited to be backwards. It is an edit of the "can an ambulance" meme, but adjusted for a specific purpose that is (intentionally) not made clear in this image. The comedy is derived from the absurdist shift from reversing the attacker's intent, to making a joke about self-harm. Sometimes joking about self-harm can be very bad, but absurdism can actually help people cope with feelings of sorrow or grief. The comedy and dismissal of any serious undertone may help defang the feelings depression, robbing them of their power.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 20/06/2025
Anyone else?
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 07/06/2025
What's up cutie? How've you been? New model and off hiatus, I'm gonna stream and start doing some tiktok skits this weekend if you wanna come over and hang out. Check if it's ok, and I'll make you some dinner.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 30/05/2025
If this post gets 2 likes, I'll debut on Saturday!
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 24/05/2025
Get ready for the most important vtuber debut of the month! Probably! I didn't check to see if anybody else is debuting. Join us, May 31st at 5pm PST.
Close-up of the new model for Jade the Kobold vtuber, for their debut on May 31st.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 13/05/2025
lmao
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 06/05/2025
Trying to troubleshoot and... no... just.... no
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 15/04/2025
For those that remember the Oblivion Overhaul mod
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 12/04/2025
*nom*
A kobold prepares to nom someone's arm, but politely looks up to make sure they're ok with it first.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 07/04/2025
Lizard things~
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 03/04/2025
Terrible news friends... The connecting flight was cancelled, so I'm exhaust tired and stranded, and too brain fogged to figure out which airline has my luggage or how to get another flight. ... Rate my setup
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 13/03/2025
You're all incredible and loved. Please always remember that.
Hello Friends!

I have some news to share with all of you. After several years without a proper break, I’ve decided to take my first real holiday trip—and with that, I’ll be going on a one-month hiatus from content creation. 
This is a much-needed chance for me to recharge, relax, and come back with even more energy and creativity for all of you.

I want to take a moment to thank each and every one of you for your incredible support. Whether you’ve been here since the beginning or just joined recently, your kindness, enthusiasm, and love mean the world to me. 
This community is truly special, and I’m so grateful to be a part of it.

Don’t worry—this isn’t goodbye, just a little pause. When I return, I have something very special planned, and I can’t wait to share it with you! 
Until then, take care of yourselves, keep being amazing, and I’ll see you soon.

Thank you for understanding, and thank you for being the best community I could ask for. 

With all my love,
Jade the Kobold
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