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Jade The Kobold

@kobold.fun
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Wanna sit on the couch and play games? No thoughts, head empty. Only love and fire. Game dev, convention organizer, gay internet lizard. Sidhe/Her Youtube Link: kobold.fun

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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 25/09/2026
Y2K-pop demon hunters. Is that anything?
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 30/08/2026
Chiitan wants the world to be a safe place for transgender people a place where you can rest, speak, and be loved🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 love you all I will keep asking for that place until I disappear I hope good-hearted transgender people can live with pride and peace🌈
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 27/08/2026
Looking up solutions to software problems is like "oh, you have to set Do_Not_Work to False" Then you roll your eyes, because obviously you turned off Do_Not_Work, only to find out that you didn't and it fixes all your software, money, and relationship problems.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 22/08/2026
What if jeans... We're pants???
Women's light pants made from denim squares.
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Conly Basher @conlybasher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@kobold.fun is a princess as well as a cat, so here she is as a magical girl. Cutie Mew-Mew Magic GOO!! Nyaaahahaha~! #art #cute #Deltarune #kobold
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 12/08/2026
I've made my choice...
"When I grow up I wanna marry the Pink (power) Ranger"
"I wanna marry the Yellow Ranger!"
"Who do you wanna marry, Jade?"
snuggled up to Goldar, best boi.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 05/08/2026
#deadlock
Billy Deadlock saying "Unbind parry, coward."
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waga baba bobo @dreamforests.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 09/07/2026
#gdq golly! Includes 3.5 AND 5 1/4 discs!!!
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 06/07/2026
What if you just poured pepto bismol directly into your eyes? #sgdq
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 06/07/2026
#sgdq #ssx is amazing. The runners are great
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 03/06/2026
Someone posted this in my server and I just want everybody to see it...
Balatro: "Hand will not score, Due to pride month Straights are banned until July 1st"
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Meti 「我が な 和 レベッカ です」 @metintbg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Completely unedited churro scene
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 21/05/2026
I'm all hopped up on REM from trippin dream-mode on the honkshoo starrail.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 20/05/2026
I'm about to do a cannibalism.
Aldi Muffin Top
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 09/05/2026
I am dead. This has killed me. It has instantly teleported me 2m below ground and erected a cartoon RIP gravestone above my head.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 09/05/2026
My kiddo has a joke book. "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" Sadly, I am incapable of playing along. "Because of The Incident..."
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 02/05/2026
I saw this at a garage sale and RAN back to my car to grab my phone.
A Micro Woodpegger. Yes. That is what it is.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is the most detailed 3D rendering of a eukaryotic cell to date, obtained using X-ray, nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR), and cryo-electron microscopy datasets. 🔬🧪
3D rendering of a eukaryotic cell obtained using X-ray, nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR), and cryo-electron microscopy datasets.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 30/04/2026
So I opened a box and found some old cards I thought I had lost. This is probably worth DOZENS of dollars!
IsThisGood.png shows three foil charizards, along with various other rare 1st edition foil pokemon cards.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 28/04/2026
I'm like a lightbulb. I'm here to brighten your day! Unless I'm burnt out
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 25/04/2026
This but it's me in a room of puppygirls.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 24/04/2026
Don't worry Microsoft Excel, I also know what it's like to think something is a date and be wrong...
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 21/04/2026
Google. Why... why would you ever think this is what I'm asking about...
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 21/04/2026
You know, you remind me of myself (derogatory...)
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 20/04/2026
Woah!
The SNES cartridge for Turtles in Time contains a train going through space. The image points out the very loose comparison to Honkai StarRail
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 16/04/2026
Welcome back up, site for sending important information across the world. I have a borgur. I choose to use this platform to tell you this. It is mushroom Swiss and very tasty.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 14/04/2026
Day/Month/Year vs Month/Day/Year described in the worst way possible
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 20/03/2026
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 16/03/2026
Every time...
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NaxLevelNat (Team Tug) @naxlevelnat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Just in case this post gets deleted by big corp.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 27/02/2026
please @ me.
Jade: 'Yaoi = bois, and Yuri = girliess'  
Assassino: 'But what about that technicolor in-between'
Jade: 'That's just sparkling straight'
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5423 @fluorurodecobre.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
seemerot
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 16/02/2026
I just got hit in the balls and my first thought was "oh god, If I got bottom surgery I wouldn't have to deal with this"
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 15/02/2026
I saw a travel video about visiting Lenin's tomb, and it seems nice, but it might just be a communist plot...
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 14/02/2026
Scammers are fun! (removed name in case they get their account back)
the picture is text, showing me playing with a scammer.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 12/02/2026
Over-the-counter HRT supplements? Call that the Discount Rack.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 10/02/2026
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 07/02/2026
{self-gatekeeping imposter voice} If I can't double jump.... am I actually trans?
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 06/02/2026
Oblivion loading screen: Pulling CPUs and RAM sticks out of AI datacenters will force them to close in the same way that removing a Sigil Stone does to an Oblivion Gate.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 02/02/2026
They sell Orange Juice with or without pulp, But if you want Apple Juice with pulp you need to mix in your own Apple Sauce!
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 15/01/2026
If only we could find a game designer who is both skilled and gay enough to handle this... ... @b0tster.yeag.gay
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 08/01/2026
Watching Monster in my Pocket on #GamesDoneQuick and had to make this.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 04/01/2026
Speedrunning be like "How do you do this skip?" "We're not exactly sure. It used to be TAS only. But it turns out if you spend 20 hours in this zone then fall asleep, in your dreams you'll learn it and it's repeatable." #gdq #gamesdonequick
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 22/12/2025
I updated Sturgeon's law to some new standards. You get extra credit if you recognize the original post.
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 19/12/2025
Clocked at the AliExpress search bar recommendations... Damn...
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Old friends, old rivals @strikeraid.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLETOE!!! YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLEYOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!! THE BERRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE FOR MISTLETOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!!! THE BERRIES ARE RED!!!!! NOOOOOOO
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 17/11/2025
SMH Google can't catch a reference.
'While you're down there can you grab a cask of Amontillado" being autocorrected to "a cask from Amontillado"
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Jade The Kobold @kobold.fun · 01/11/2025
Man, I love video games. The fact that you can just *mod* a crossover like this fills me with joy. #deadlock #hades2 Imagine Lady Geist and Melinoë just high fiving and saying "Eyyy, same arm!"
Melinoë from Hades 2 as a model replacement for Lady Geist in DeadlockMelinoë from Hades 2 as a model replacement for Lady Geist in Deadlock
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