Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 55mTo be honest? Give me that low-poly stylized goodness, with excellent modding support. The community would run wild and we would end up with something legendary and immortal. 000
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 3hJust like the apes And VR And the Metaverse And pervert glasses And 3d TVs And 3d movies And VR again 000
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 14hBird milk production has been observed in male and female flamingoes and pigeons, and *only male* emperor penguins. The production of bird milk is stimulated by the same hormone that stimulates milk production in mammals. The key trait by which mammals are identified is the jaw and inner ear. 000
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 21hMy family didn't do this, or say "horses!", instead we had a phase where every time one of us spotted round hay bales we'd very boistrously say You know those round bales of hay? It's illegal to feed them to horses. You know why? Because they don't get a SQUARE MEAL! 161
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 22hWAY back in the day I played a server where a community favorite map was Hallway of Doom. It was a hallway. Every player got crammed into it. Utter mindless carnage. Everyone loved it. Sometimes you just gotta shut your brain off and embrace the mayhem for a bit! 120
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026Something I read about recently is that LED light bulbs contain almost no low-frequency orange and red light, even the ones that appear to be "warm" or claim to be "full spectrum", and it can actually mess with us quite a bit. I wonder if better lighting might help us a little as well! 100
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026I do this all the time! And then I feel guilty for mistrusting my friends. And then weak for falling into those false thoughts again. For me I think I've tracked it down to my insecurity and difficulty creatively expressing myself, so I'm trying to improve those. 110
Reposted by Kobold CommandoProtection From Elephants (Abj; Wiz/Sor3; Comp: V, S, DF) @mxmarkargent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 3413119
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026Sometimes a six digit number is just a six digit number! Argh! 000
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026Yeah it's fundamentally built on abusive, hateful, destructive, harmful technology and practices. You cannot escape that. We can discuss responsible use of AI once the murders stop. Hell the very term "AI" is an example of the issue, as its purposefully so vague as to make discussion difficult. 040
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026Also remember: they can see sex as an expression of domination and control, an act taken to express hierarchy more than to experience pleasure. 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026We made sure to color our pair of amorphous squid aliens pink and blue so you know they're heterosexual, as god intended 080
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026Yeah, we saw the top figures change their tune already so I think the pop is propagating, but waves of people will grow desperate and fling unimaginable stacks of cash at keeping things together as it all burns down. 020
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026Plants vs Zombies Loved the game, beat it many times Path of Achra Adored the game and binged it! Noita Absolutely fell in love with the game, and I can't say I did EVERYTHING since the list goes on virtually forever, but I sought out the achievements and most of the big stuff! 131
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026The thing is, AI is extremely shit and inaccurate at reverse engineering games. The decomp/recomp fans are positively furious right now because they're swamped with clout-chasing AI users shitting out inaccurate emulations of games that waste everybody's time. It's all hype. 170
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026This raises a philosophical conundrum. Is yipping barking? 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026He's pretending to literally not understand the concept to alliance and cooperation. In actuality, I'm pretty sure he and his ilk genuinely don't understand the concept of alliance and cooperation. 000
Reposted by Kobold Commando𝔞𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔫 ✧࿔ @zorua.pmd.social · 03/10/2026periodic rent-lowering gunshots.. whatever weird or taboo thing you’re into is totally cool. if its fiction and/or between consenting adults, i see no reasons to have issues with that. you do you. 018461
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026(Tinkering on a tiny pipe-frame buggy with a ridiculous v8 engine jutting out the front) Nones of thems believed in us. Nasty racerses laughed at us. But waits until they sees... My precious... 011
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026Yep, and if I remember right even that tightening accidentally went too far and caught a lot of false positives (for example pokemon with further evolutions for some reason) and upset a lot of people, prompting them to apologize and walk it back to a middle ground. Advertisers will never be happy 020
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026"Do golems dream?" "Uh, you mean like, have aspirations? Or see things when they sleep?" "When you sleep, silly! No one cares about your aspirations!" Oh Rem honey! You can't say that! 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026Anyone who's lived in this horrific scam society for 15 minutes has learned that when you see "a sweet anthropomorphic triangle" you put your guard up and don't buy or believe anything. 030
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026It would be incredible to see a clip of this except it's Rem buying things and everyone admiring him doing so. 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026LMAO People are trying to use "femoid" unironically by repackaginging it as a slight contraction? That's hilarious. It wasn't too long ago they were getting dunked on MERCILESSLY for that. I guess they're ready for round two. 020
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026If I were a critter I would definitely get pajamas of myself to wear! 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026I feel like this is less of an offer and more of a command! 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026I was so tempted to get that plush kraken club Alas, I've never seen it in stock Just like in game, I've never been lucky, lmao 111
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026No draculas! No marcianito! No duende! Protective shield! Protective shield! 020
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026I love Fireball mixed into hot chocolate, it's delightful! 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026"Hey so you know how in platformers you see obstacles and react to them?" "Yeah?" "What if you couldn't do that?" "Genius!" 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026I've had a few people say they taste tangy and nice, like a gentler kiwi. But my experience has echoed yours. Which makes me wonder if the ones I've tried have been poor quality, unripe, or out of season. 110
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026What rights? The Democrats are happily voting to destroy human rights. Voting for a "lesser evil" gets you EVIL, and it makes that evil grow stronger over time. If you need trans votes, then fucking protect trans rights. Trans rights or else. 000
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026Yeah that's the lesson to take from 2020 Most of the Democrat establishment is performative and complicit, and they need a reckoning just as badly 2172
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026First aid keeps your insides in long enough for the ambulance to arrive Second aid (EMT) lets you arrive to the ER in a vaguely human shape ER staples you back together long enough for long term care 010
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026But the same 7 second music loop still blares the whole time, and you can't disable it. 140
Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026It should be a poisonous term people are scared to be associated with. When I hear it I think of mismanagement, exploited workers, giant dishonest advertising campaigns, generic plots and mechanics, bad optimization, high pricetags... And I'm not sure why more people don't 020