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Kobold Commando

@kobold.bug.sex
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A kobold, a dragon, and generally a mess they/she | trans/enby | no minors

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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 55m
To be honest? Give me that low-poly stylized goodness, with excellent modding support. The community would run wild and we would end up with something legendary and immortal.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 3h
Just like the apes And VR And the Metaverse And pervert glasses And 3d TVs And 3d movies And VR again
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 4h
Kobold dinner
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 5h
I WANNA PLAY WITH RABIES RONNIE! I AM GOING TO RAT!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 7h
Right. Go tell the fascists that please.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 7h
Every time
We should improve society somewhat.
Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 14h
Bird milk production has been observed in male and female flamingoes and pigeons, and *only male* emperor penguins. The production of bird milk is stimulated by the same hormone that stimulates milk production in mammals. The key trait by which mammals are identified is the jaw and inner ear.
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pigeon man @sldkfjasd.bsky.social · 15h
Harpy ✏️
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 21h
My family didn't do this, or say "horses!", instead we had a phase where every time one of us spotted round hay bales we'd very boistrously say You know those round bales of hay? It's illegal to feed them to horses. You know why? Because they don't get a SQUARE MEAL!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 22h
WAY back in the day I played a server where a community favorite map was Hallway of Doom. It was a hallway. Every player got crammed into it. Utter mindless carnage. Everyone loved it. Sometimes you just gotta shut your brain off and embrace the mayhem for a bit!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 23h
Oh of course!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 23h
Loving this, but which characters are yaoi jesus?
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
Tiamat I wish this were me
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
Something I read about recently is that LED light bulbs contain almost no low-frequency orange and red light, even the ones that appear to be "warm" or claim to be "full spectrum", and it can actually mess with us quite a bit. I wonder if better lighting might help us a little as well!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
I do this all the time! And then I feel guilty for mistrusting my friends. And then weak for falling into those false thoughts again. For me I think I've tracked it down to my insecurity and difficulty creatively expressing myself, so I'm trying to improve those.
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Protection From Elephants (Abj; Wiz/Sor3; Comp: V, S, DF) @mxmarkargent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my intrusive thoughts
 during fall
 young man
 there r leaves all around
 i said young man
 eat a leaf off the ground
 r5h
 i said young man
 won't they make a cool sound
 when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
Secret of Mana (SNES)
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
Sometimes a six digit number is just a six digit number! Argh!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
Yeah it's fundamentally built on abusive, hateful, destructive, harmful technology and practices. You cannot escape that. We can discuss responsible use of AI once the murders stop. Hell the very term "AI" is an example of the issue, as its purposefully so vague as to make discussion difficult.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
Also remember: they can see sex as an expression of domination and control, an act taken to express hierarchy more than to experience pleasure.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
We made sure to color our pair of amorphous squid aliens pink and blue so you know they're heterosexual, as god intended
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
Yeah, we saw the top figures change their tune already so I think the pop is propagating, but waves of people will grow desperate and fling unimaginable stacks of cash at keeping things together as it all burns down.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
Plants vs Zombies Loved the game, beat it many times Path of Achra Adored the game and binged it! Noita Absolutely fell in love with the game, and I can't say I did EVERYTHING since the list goes on virtually forever, but I sought out the achievements and most of the big stuff!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
The thing is, AI is extremely shit and inaccurate at reverse engineering games. The decomp/recomp fans are positively furious right now because they're swamped with clout-chasing AI users shitting out inaccurate emulations of games that waste everybody's time. It's all hype.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/10/2026
This raises a philosophical conundrum. Is yipping barking?
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
"No headpats! No treats! No uppies! They HATES us!"
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
He's pretending to literally not understand the concept to alliance and cooperation. In actuality, I'm pretty sure he and his ilk genuinely don't understand the concept of alliance and cooperation.
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𝔞𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔫 ✧࿔ @zorua.pmd.social · 03/10/2026
periodic rent-lowering gunshots.. whatever weird or taboo thing you’re into is totally cool. if its fiction and/or between consenting adults, i see no reasons to have issues with that. you do you.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
(Tinkering on a tiny pipe-frame buggy with a ridiculous v8 engine jutting out the front) Nones of thems believed in us. Nasty racerses laughed at us. But waits until they sees... My precious...
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
Yep, and if I remember right even that tightening accidentally went too far and caught a lot of false positives (for example pokemon with further evolutions for some reason) and upset a lot of people, prompting them to apologize and walk it back to a middle ground. Advertisers will never be happy
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
BEHOLD! My nefarious NSFW KOBOLD!
Cammie Kobold, giving a peace sign. She's "barbie doll nude", wearing no clothes, but with no visible genitalia or anything that would possibly make her NSFW
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SATAN'S GAME
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
"Do golems dream?" "Uh, you mean like, have aspirations? Or see things when they sleep?" "When you sleep, silly! No one cares about your aspirations!" Oh Rem honey! You can't say that!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
Anyone who's lived in this horrific scam society for 15 minutes has learned that when you see "a sweet anthropomorphic triangle" you put your guard up and don't buy or believe anything.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
It would be incredible to see a clip of this except it's Rem buying things and everyone admiring him doing so.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
LMAO People are trying to use "femoid" unironically by repackaginging it as a slight contraction? That's hilarious. It wasn't too long ago they were getting dunked on MERCILESSLY for that. I guess they're ready for round two.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
Oh that's a really sweet looking Hex!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
If I were a critter I would definitely get pajamas of myself to wear!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
I feel like this is less of an offer and more of a command!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
Gay snakes are really cool and special though :)
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
I was so tempted to get that plush kraken club Alas, I've never seen it in stock Just like in game, I've never been lucky, lmao
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
No draculas! No marcianito! No duende! Protective shield! Protective shield!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
I love Fireball mixed into hot chocolate, it's delightful!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
"Hey so you know how in platformers you see obstacles and react to them?" "Yeah?" "What if you couldn't do that?" "Genius!"
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/10/2026
I've had a few people say they taste tangy and nice, like a gentler kiwi. But my experience has echoed yours. Which makes me wonder if the ones I've tried have been poor quality, unripe, or out of season.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026
What rights? The Democrats are happily voting to destroy human rights. Voting for a "lesser evil" gets you EVIL, and it makes that evil grow stronger over time. If you need trans votes, then fucking protect trans rights. Trans rights or else.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026
Yeah that's the lesson to take from 2020 Most of the Democrat establishment is performative and complicit, and they need a reckoning just as badly
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026
First aid keeps your insides in long enough for the ambulance to arrive Second aid (EMT) lets you arrive to the ER in a vaguely human shape ER staples you back together long enough for long term care
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026
But the same 7 second music loop still blares the whole time, and you can't disable it.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/10/2026
It should be a poisonous term people are scared to be associated with. When I hear it I think of mismanagement, exploited workers, giant dishonest advertising campaigns, generic plots and mechanics, bad optimization, high pricetags... And I'm not sure why more people don't
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