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@kobold.bug.sex
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 18h
If you insist
An infographic diagram depicting butcher meat cuts of a human as you might a cow
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 05/10/2026
Every time
We should improve society somewhat.
Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/10/2026
BEHOLD! My nefarious NSFW KOBOLD!
Cammie Kobold, giving a peace sign. She's "barbie doll nude", wearing no clothes, but with no visible genitalia or anything that would possibly make her NSFW
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 30/09/2026
MOTHER FUCKIN STRIPED MUUMUU!
Torneko Taloon, minor protagonist of Dragon Quest 4 and star of some of his own spinoff games
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 28/09/2026
A picture from The Simpsons of a morbidly obese Bart saying "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 26/09/2026
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 25/09/2026
You just reminded me of this
A comic where Falco uses his final smash, announcing "personally, I prefer the air!", then a TANK drops in. Cut to him later looking very distressed with a drink and cigarette.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 19/09/2026
CRTs have three "guns" that shoot electrons very precisely through a metal plate into phosphorescent material. This metal plate can get magnetized which will shift the electrons and warp the picture. So there's a coil of copper wires that can pulse to reset any magnetic buildup! It looks like this
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 16/09/2026
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 13/09/2026
Suggestion for when you delete them:
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 11/09/2026
Do you has what it takes to join TCRF? Do you has the 5bux?
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 05/09/2026
Slow and agonizing would be my preferred method.
The deranged killer wielding a spoon from The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 04/09/2026
It's always this! It's spicy autocorrect!
Guy says "i am alive"
Computer repeats "I am alive"
Guy is shocked
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 03/09/2026
How about Arcomage from Might & Magic 7? Playing cards, you collected bricks, gems, and beasts, and spent them to build up your tower and wall, and attack your opponent. You won by building your tower high enough or tearing your opponent's down to 0.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 31/08/2026
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 30/08/2026
Someone posted this the other day and all I could think was "it would be amazing to see someone bring this to a debate with a conservative"
A 16oz squeeze spray bottle labelled The Original FoxPee Fox Urine
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 29/08/2026
A classic meme'd 4chan post edited to say "I SPIL MY JICE GROK HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP"
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 28/08/2026
A clip from the D&D 3e dungeon master's guide where it describes the katana as "the most masterfully made nonmagical weapon in existence"
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 25/08/2026
The Navy Seals copypasta stylized as a Morrowind pop-up message
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 24/08/2026
The actual moderate case for data centers:
A building being demolished
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 23/08/2026
I remember a game with a GM who was super prepared with tons of prefabs, which was really cool! But at one point he needed a shadow creature emerging from a pit, couldn't find anything, and resorted to using that "angry as fuk" meme cat as a token. We all loved it so much it became a running gag.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 20/08/2026
Nobody messes with hangry Jesus. Also the "correct" interpretation of this is apparently "if you aren't ready and useful to me at any moment you deserve to wither and die" which is pretty gross and sad. Supposedly it was originally a parable dissing Jewish leadership.
A quote of a Bible verse where Jesus curses a fig tree with a "wtf" reaction
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 19/08/2026
Andres Serrano's Piss Christ
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 18/08/2026
Delightful news about its embed on Discord!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 15/08/2026
*looks over at my steam list* *Nantucket*
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 14/08/2026
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 14/08/2026
When I finally managed to complete the sun quest and get the peaceful ending in Noita, I decided that I wanted to be a kobold, and looked up how to edit the player sprites!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 12/08/2026
GO, MY PISS
A diagram of bifocal hyena vision
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 10/08/2026
A man reading "Sensible Chuckle" magazine in the middle of a sensible chuckle
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 10/08/2026
I was always fascinated by Morticia Addams having a special light cast across her eyes in every scene. It was a reference to Bela Lugosi's Dracula and more generally older horror and noir films where they would accentuate the eyes for drama. I think it led to me appreciating lighting techniques.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 09/08/2026
I love Final Fantasy 4!
Artwork of Final Fantasy 4, featuring Dwarven tanks, flying airships, and the enormous Tower of Babil in the distance
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 09/08/2026
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 02/08/2026
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/08/2026
I tried to find a way to spoiler tag the horror but apparently bluesky doesn't support that basic feature.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/08/2026
Why did bluesky make it slowwwwwwwww Let my try again *inhales*
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/08/2026
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 31/07/2026
I've been thinking about making a raven character, a passionate flirt who gets in trouble and plays the violin. But the other day I had the sudden realization of how awesome herons are and now I'm rethinking!
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 29/07/2026
A character from the game Webfishing wearing a hat that says "I heart peeing"
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 29/07/2026
I was inspired
Image of a scrib covered with the text "paralyze someone bite them bite them bite them bite them" repeated several times
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 24/07/2026
Neo-Mexico is real!
A frame of the space colony Neo-Mexico from Gundam, conspicuously shaped like an enormous sombrero and sporting sand and cacti
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 22/07/2026
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 15/07/2026
SPUD-OW!
The potato mine from Plants vs Zombies
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 13/07/2026
Say that looks familiar... where have I- Oh no.
Earthbound's game over screen
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 12/07/2026
Dark Souls meme: know the difference: 
Rat: drops humanity, is human
Silver knight: does not give or drop humanity, not human
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 12/07/2026
Dio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, "I reject my humanity, Jojo!"
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 09/07/2026
Some people seem to think it's trite or obvious, but I've always adored The Treachery of Images. It's direct, it's memorable, it gets people to think about media. It also makes great memes, haha Deconstructing perspectives and viewing things from multiple angles has been a strong theme in my life.
The Treachery of Images, by René Magritte. A smoking pipe is depicted on a beige canvas, below it is written (in french) "This is not a pipe." Since it is, of course, a depiction of a pipe.
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 08/07/2026
Dog Pokémon but tiny face
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 05/07/2026
I'm reminded of the DBZA depiction of Freeza meeting Goku and having his brain so broken he asks "are you real?" "If you're being threatened and attacked you should shut up" "Being stalked harrassed and attacked makes you hobbyless" W H A T
Freeza from Dragonball Z when he asks, stunned (in DBZA) "are you real?"
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 05/07/2026
I looked for this and didn't see it, so I made it myself!
An edit of the "Literally 1984" comic, edited with Doomguy shouting RIP AND TEAR! and the calendar reading December 1993 (Doom's release date)
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Kobold Commando @kobold.bug.sex · 01/07/2026
[ominous organ music that gives way to a jaunty tune]
Salvo the Slime's cone-shaped sprite data with his eyes superimposed on top
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