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Laura ☀️🐨

@koalaurantis.bsky.social
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SC Native 🏝️ Unserious 💃 Mid Reality TV takes 📺

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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 8h
And they’re like “why is she in LA and not back at work” HELLO she has no rent payment and makes bank put some respect on our women in STEM!!
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 10h
I thought I’d rewatch Raising Helen in honor of Hayden but now I’m annoyed and confused that John Corbett was the love interest in all these rom coms. He really had the riz of a paper towel.
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 10h
I’m glad she did she freed us
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 10h
Hot take some of yall acting like you’re lowkey gonna perish if the hgs don’t see your edit and it’s giving me a bit of secondhand embarrassment #bbsky
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 15h
If you haven’t checked out #EastofEden yet on Netflix OMG
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 16h
Me when I find a spot on analogy and beat it to death for anyone who will listen lmao #Survivor51
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 18h
1000%. Experienced it firsthand with my sorority, they spend so much time trying to debunk these stereotypes during recruitment to make sure they get their bag instead of getting to the root of the issue. There are leaders trying to make strides but there are still way too many horror stories. 💔
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 19h
YES (white!) Greek letter organizations have such a dark history, any academic and philanthropic work is a facade for their true purpose of reinforcing elitism. Hazing or not, the culture is rotten. I feel so much relief for those who have come out of it with any kind of benefit they are promised.
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 20h
Billionaires loudly and proudly in cahoots with the FCC, gang r*pe is okay, the President can call on other countries to annihilate entire US states and call senators slurs on TV. Good morning
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot of people don’t know and think it’s rude to just leave! We literally didn’t care as long as you were out by your checkout time and don’t trash the room.
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now THAT BEING SAID please let them know if you leave a day or more early! That frees up inventory to resell if it can get cleaned same day and sometimes the hotel will grant you a refund if you leave before check out time. 💡
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For example, if we’re talking over 200 rooms it truly does not make a difference. HK is much more streamlined and that room is probably already scheduled for clean at a very specific time. Under 100 rooms, they might be waiting around a little more.
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My input on whether “just leaving” the hotel without informing the FD of your check out (as someone who has worked in several hotels): depends on how many units the hotel has, but overall it really does not make hk’s lives easier or harder to let them know of your departure. Just don’t camp out 🤷‍♀️
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we haven’t been fed since the Dee leg up
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julie’s bob @juliesbob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
huge day for bisexuals #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s not even reading comprehension it’s willfully misunderstanding to the point of twisting your words but whatever man don’t even let em bother you queen 🫶💕
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Gamecocks in OT I’m so exhausted with this team
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg to experience this for the first time again 😭😭😭 and they are gonna be so shook when they get to this storyline season 4!!
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was actually interesting to see Drew react to our coin flip delusion
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does Drew or Becca get the Birkin bag in this scenario? #bb28
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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The way he looked up before hitting the Black Arrow😢… #AEWDynamite
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely sobbing. That was his family. #AEW #AEWDynamite
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of us on the bus to hair school
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My 2A having ass watching hair school so intently rn #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg we posted this at like the same time, but yeah it’s CLEAR 👀👀👀
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Julie and Phil collab, cryptic Lyme ig post about traveling together, and an announcement tomorrow? Rome and Lyric are absolutely going to be on the next season of Amazing Race 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And that’s why we’re seeing more interesting casts on other networks like with Traitors, Wonka, 99 to Beat. But I agree they’re going through the motions atp rather than trying to level up and improve their show
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Survivor is in the multi-millions, this 24 Hour Millionaire is going to be one million off the rip, I will argue that BB should be $3 million due to the length. BB30 should be a brand new house, introduce the prize bump, and include more prizes in the prejury phase #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zero whimsy, too cool to play pretend. They just wanted you to have a genuine FAP bonding moment and manifest some shit with them but god forbid 🙄🙄🙄 #bb28
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🆆🆁🅴🆂🆃🅻🅸🅽🅶 🅳🅰🅽 @wrestlingdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dynamite is going to be both beautiful and horrible tonight Hope everyone involved in the show is as okay as they can be and hope everyone watching gets some solace out of the show #AEW #WrestleSky
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The flu shot really kicking my ass rn but I’m still glad I got it because I already sense this season is gonna be brutal
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess I don’t get why anyone in the jury should feel the need to campaign for anyone in F3. As for Taylor, I think she can stand ten toes down on her own with the jury questions.
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep for sure! I will say I dunno what church camp u went to but dang back in the day they had us doing more churching than camping that did pmo a little bit.
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m at work but you bet I will be in just a bit!!
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same, even though it caused me a lot of trauma there was something about being in the mountains for a spiritual reason + the friendships were amazing
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still glazing but when you’re the glazer you’ll never be glazed fr #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I were Taylor and had to spend hours taking my braids out with NO music or podcast and NO other girl to yap to 😭😭 like girl I’m so sorry #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And for fun, some True Crime Recaps for the houseguests!! -Luigi Mangione plead guilty, trial is now postponed -Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial after jury locked 11-1 - Caleb Flynn stood trial for the alleged murder of his wife, mistress took the stand -Alex Murdaugh retrial date set #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SEPTEMBER We lost Cassandra Wilson and Gloria Steinem 💔 Trump threatens Iran at the UN and is now besties with China Resident Evil, Primetime, and Practical Magic 2 AI is probably going to wipe us out in like 10 years Music releases: Popstar, Encore, Bass Persuades, Pylon, Mule, Day & Night #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AUGUST We lost Tim Curry, Hayden Panettiere, and Dolly Parton 😭 Oil prices peaked over $100 per barrel leading to $4 UL and $6 diesel for most of the country Anne Hathaway Pregnant Daisy Chain Festival Album releases: Marrow Deep, This & That, Lost Weekend, WILD #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Major events jury members missed since sequester (🧵): JULY July 3 - Taylor and Trav wedding American 250 July 17 - The Odyssey release Spain won the World Cup July 31 - Spiderman release Albums: Confessions II, Therapy at the Club, The Real Me, Petal, Music Fashion Film #bb28
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adji😽 @adjii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i genuinely feel like lala posed a valid question out of curiosity and melody just assumed she was being shady so she responded out the side of her neck… now angela though? that lady is a nut and a weirdo, per usual 🫩 #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s giving self conscious and lashing out over jealousy #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uhhh Madonna Queen u good? 🥺 #VMAs
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#VMAs Did anyone else think that #PatientZero music video was uhhhhh…
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh hi Buzz
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Omg could you imagine her petty ass in the turret??? 😭😭😭
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🫡🫡🫡
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