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Laura ☀️🐨

@koalaurantis.bsky.social
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SC Native 🏝️ Unserious 💃 Mid Reality TV takes 📺

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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 17h
The way he looked up before hitting the Black Arrow😢… #AEWDynamite
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 16h
Absolutely sobbing. That was his family. #AEW #AEWDynamite
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 22h
My 2A having ass watching hair school so intently rn #bb28
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Cute Cat Taking Notes
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 23h
Julie and Phil collab, cryptic Lyme ig post about traveling together, and an announcement tomorrow? Rome and Lyric are absolutely going to be on the next season of Amazing Race 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ #bb28
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Daffy Duck: I'm On The Case!
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Survivor is in the multi-millions, this 24 Hour Millionaire is going to be one million off the rip, I will argue that BB should be $3 million due to the length. BB30 should be a brand new house, introduce the prize bump, and include more prizes in the prejury phase #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zero whimsy, too cool to play pretend. They just wanted you to have a genuine FAP bonding moment and manifest some shit with them but god forbid 🙄🙄🙄 #bb28
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🆆🆁🅴🆂🆃🅻🅸🅽🅶 🅳🅰🅽 @wrestlingdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dynamite is going to be both beautiful and horrible tonight Hope everyone involved in the show is as okay as they can be and hope everyone watching gets some solace out of the show #AEW #WrestleSky
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The flu shot really kicking my ass rn but I’m still glad I got it because I already sense this season is gonna be brutal
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still glazing but when you’re the glazer you’ll never be glazed fr #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I were Taylor and had to spend hours taking my braids out with NO music or podcast and NO other girl to yap to 😭😭 like girl I’m so sorry #bb28
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Crazy Snow White in Padded Cell
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Major events jury members missed since sequester (🧵): JULY July 3 - Taylor and Trav wedding American 250 July 17 - The Odyssey release Spain won the World Cup July 31 - Spiderman release Albums: Confessions II, Therapy at the Club, The Real Me, Petal, Music Fashion Film #bb28
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adji🧸🎀🔮 @adjii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i genuinely feel like lala posed a valid question out of curiosity and melody just assumed she was being shady so she responded out the side of her neck… now angela though? that lady is a nut and a weirdo, per usual 🫩 #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s giving self conscious and lashing out over jealousy #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uhhh Madonna Queen u good? 🥺 #VMAs
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#VMAs Did anyone else think that #PatientZero music video was uhhhhh…
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Cute Baby Makes Funny Pouty Face
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CBS PLEASE cast Kayla from the Netflix Wonka show on BB29!!! She is cutthroat as hell and would sweep the comps I simply must witness it on my television #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love how Angela and Lala are the only ones making jury content rn. Yash Bar and Mel are definitely quarantining 🙂‍↕️ #bb28
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Lisa-TAYLOR4THE750K 🎀 BARRETT4AFP 🧸 @dawgatthecrib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Making an entire essay about how you're gonna cancel your subscription just because there are podcasters using their platform to bring attention to the racism in the season is wild. Like oh no whatever will RHAP do without you as a subscriber??
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rich tweens at the Unraveled show rn how does it feel to be living my dream? 🌸🥀
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Folks feeling so tuff on #RHAP Reddit announcing they’re unsubscribing over the Drew coverage and needing to explain why in 5 paragraphs I’m ill 🤣 #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember pre season when we all had Jason and Lala like first round in our drafts? Those were such happier times 💔 #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#BB28 Pre-jury Cameo base prices: Lyric $175 Rome $75 Ashley $28 Chuk $15 Haley $22 Jason $75 Kamu $50 Mallory $28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Either the weather is actually really bad and he got super bailed out or this is a very convenient excuse to hide the inevitably low attendance at Gillette and I’m okay with either #edsheeran
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Cleveland in a nutshell
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This whole game, it hasn’t been about the money for Drew. It’s about being the hero and the main character. Thank you Tay (and the live audience) for effectively fucking up his narrative lmao #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This season needs to be studied by the Parent Child Dynamics Lab, the NAACP, the ACLU, The Othering and Belonging Institute at UC Berkeley, the Taran Armstrong Institute for Houseguest Shenanigans, the Center for Children Who Can’t Read Good….. #bb28
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Michael Kosta's Library Research for The Daily Show
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Jenny Tayla @jennytayla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How I feel shitposting on internet
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
While we’re here can we all collectively agree to retire the term “revisionist history” after this season, esp to describe someone misremembering events in the early days? #bb28
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Sasha ✨ @funsize04.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YT comments in shambles defending Drew…. So weird when people can’t call their own favs out for being dead ass wrong. Yashcans would never #BB28
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✨ Laas ✨ @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All these commenters on last night’s rhap video attacking Sasha, a brown woman, for daring to call out Drew’s racism are just proving her point #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One week til finale #bb28
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Rolling Skeleton Drags Itself on Wet Ground
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shout out to the set designers for this Egyptian tomb veto! They put their whole 🐈‍⬛ into that #bb28
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honey b, the heavy legged ✨ @hunieb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I’M SICK OF PUTTING GAS IN MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why I prefer two tribes 🤷‍♀️ #Survivor #Survivor51
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“SEE guys??? Even the cast members like fire making!! They voted for this!!!” #bb28 #Survivor51
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They think Lewis is in the sanctuary with Zac Brown meanwhile he’s in sams choice exile island chopping logs for nothing #bb28 #Survivor51
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only two Rhode Island guys I’m rooting for #Survivor51
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
F yeah LASAGNA BONDING 🫶🫶🫶 #Survivor51
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Serving a Delicious Lasagna Slice
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope Taylor wins final HOH, cuts Dee, takes Drew and he loses to her unanimously #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The way they wax on and on about how they neverrrrr took anything personal and yet still bringing this up??? #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BRAUN STROWMAN AND CHICKENFRY?? Hahahaha give casting the Emmy right freaking now
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Survivor 51 to all who celebrate!! Jeff don’t pmo with all these twists I’m begging!!! #Survivor51
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a tough decision he really should just flip a coin #bb28
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bbitch @n0othanks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
80 days of Dee and Devens working together ending with them having to campaign against each other for the last spot in the final 3 #BB28
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Gossip Juicy: Shocked Reaction
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like him or not this is a hilarious example of how the turn tables #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know for damn sure if my little brother picked our dad over me there would be HELL TO PAY #bb28
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Angry Little Girl with Brush
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Barrett still wearing Mallory’s scrunchie and giving it back to her at finale will be more buzzy to me than a Drewlody or Lyme proposal ever will #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kriste being like I’m not a liar Victor #TraitorsUS
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Savannah out here defending production’s honor my queen I know these are your friends and I agree they’re great gamers without all the advantages but come on now #bb28
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Laura ☀️🐨 @koalaurantis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay so since it’s not a live show does she just leave out the door to crickets orrrrr what I honestly forgot #bb28
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