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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻

@knowledgeisall.bsky.social
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Just an everyday extraordinary ordinary person. Hearts season ticket holder. Currently living in Essex but shortly retiring early and returning to Scotland. #FTT #8647 and an avowed opponent of anything and anyone remotely right wing.

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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A copy of Elephants & Trains magazine, with a special offer on a dung / coal shovel inside.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, that is surprising, considering what she said in 2024 ...
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The first victim.
A slice of cake with a sad face and red icing and a knife cutting into it, looking as if it's been seriously wounded.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The face of the Katie Britt, aghast at the moment she realised she fucked up by getting the wrong basketball teams and league wrong.  Oh, and the wrong gender.  Apart from that, she nailed it.  The daft scmitthead.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still a source of pride that my hometown of Dingwall, Ross & Cromarty, has a popular Wimpy Bar on the go. Last time I went in, a woman in there accused them of putting extra tobasco sauce in her spicy bean burger. I had one on the strength of her complaint and it was so, so nice!
Wimpy Bar, Dingwall.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"There must be more to life than trying tae kill yerself."
Car scene (with no wheels) in 1979 film That Sinking Feeling, about a group of unemployed youths in what was at the time a depressing, filthy looking city of Glasgow, trying their hand at robbing a kitchenware warehouse.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Meanwhile, on the southside .....
Rangers fans raging at Derek McInnes after their humiliating Europa Conference League exit at the hands of crack East European outfit Sudetenland Milkmen and Farmboys.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hopefully the weather will be as atmospheric as the event again.
Wembley Stadium, packed for AEW All In 2023.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Epic. Simply epic. One of the all-time great Hearts performances in Europe. If Calvin Miller needed an amputation I'm sure he'd still have stayed on the pitch.
Hearts players celebrate a penalty shoot-out win over Rapid Vienna to ensure group stage Europa Conference League football.  1-0 behind with 15 minutes to go and a player sent off.  I mean, that's ridiculous.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Claudia tends to copy you, though.
Claudia Winkelman copying Miss Molly Mol's fashion tips with her coat and passing it off as her own on a poster at Aviemore station to visit the nearby location for a show I've never watched but been to a few times without realising so many people think it's so special.  Brought up in the 70's so my tv habits were fashioned then.  Mainly Sportscene and comedy shows.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So he wants to take you for a coffee and a doughnut in Blackpool? I've had worse offers. Especially in South Shields but that's not for this platform.
Blackpool Pleasure Beach as the sun sets.  Just before the Glaswegian holidaymakers start scrapping with the Scouse and Manc daytrippers.  Which I saw once.  Two policemen went over, saw how intense the pagga was, and carried on walking.  Fair enough.  Let the drunks fight each other then round them up when they're looking for their phone and teeth afterwards.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When he joins her in Hell, he can give Thatcher her wig back.
Thatcher smiling at another child going without a meal.  I hope the bitch is in eternal agony.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Taking after his mother.
When Margaret Thatcher died, BBC Radio 1 had to ban the playing of "Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead" after it shot up to the top of the UK charts.  And now the Trumpaloid even looks like that evil old bat.  Hopefully the bastard joins her soon in the fires of Hell.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yes, it's Greenlandic Premier League football live on KNR (via YouTube). Match after match after match for a week or so. In this idyllic setting.
Greenlandic Premier League football in a sunny, beautiful, mountainous setting.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Goal action from my prison cell.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm only here for the traffic cones.
A statue of a Scots Guard on a horse, with a traffic cone between its legs, with Edinburgh Castle in the background, under storm clouds.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I have never been so soaked as I was at Tynecastle Park the other night. My son and I also walked the mile from the stadium to Haymarket station to get a cab while it absolutely p....elted down. It was heaven! You can see those wonderful rain clouds as we sat in the downpour!
Dark, grey rain clouds hovering over Tynecastle Park during a dreary night of Champions League football.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yamal saying what the world was thinking, with just one look, at a Trump who was clearly just as furious that Spain won.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Taken from the Euro '24 tournament, but just as relevant. Scotland still the last team to beat Spain in a competitive match inside 90 minutes.
Scotland celebrating their second goal in a comfortable 2-0 win over Spain at Hampden Park in 2023, while Spanish players look away, heads down.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yamal holding the World Cup while he is wrapped in a Palestine flag.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If ever a look says "C U next Tuesday" ... Yamal's eyes speaking for the planet.
World Cup winner Yamal, not disguising his hatred of him, gives racist warmongering bigot Trump a look that would kill as he walks past him, who is clearly irriated by it.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A heartwarming moment. The Spain squad completely blanking Trump while he stands, trying to hide his body language annoyance. A few moments later he was quickly ushered off to spare further embarrasdment. Possibly the highlight of the competition.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alan Partridge saying he likes Spain, even after Rodri whining about the Hampden Park pitch after Scotland comfortably and deservedly beat them 2-0.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Diego Maradona in a Scotland shirt after a friendly at Hampden Park.Diego Maradona drinking from a jerome labelled "Shilton tears" after Argentina had beaten England 2-1 in the 1986 World Cup.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He won't be allowed to dash to Asda from Wormwood Scrubs anymore.
The scummy mysoginistic rapist sex trafficking bigot Andrew Tate in a purple top, with dark trousers and flat sandals, next to a George at Asda women's clothes ad promoting similar clothes on a woman of colour.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Again, is that supportive enough for you, Doug?
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is that enough encouragement, Keir?
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me tonight with my best clothes on a lads night out.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#NationalPhotoDay
Some American gadgie statue with a traffic cone on his head.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yet it stayed dry and warm. Fun.
A huge grey storm cloud hovers over Nairn Beach.  It did not rain, though, despite it pissing down all around.  I'm convinced Nairn Beach has its own microclimate.  Even went there in February, with snow and ice in the area, and it was warm with nothing but covering cloud and sunshine.  We even played crazy golf.  Not on the beach but on a crazy golf course next to it.  You probably knew that but there are some thick dickheads about.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Never far from a game in this neck of the woods.
Grant Street Park, home of Clachnacuddin, at the Inverness Street Football finals.  A few storm clouds lurking.  Now there's a surprise in a Highland summer.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If anyone was looking for a pic of a lamppost showing details of a Highland football club and a 7 feet, 520lb wrestler, today is your lucky day.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A fun day out. The Forres Mechanics third shirt is a thing of beauty, which was only sale cheap. Unlike Brian Graham - what on earth is he doing at County?
Kick off for Forres Mechanics v Ross County.  At Mosset Park.  In Forres.  Quite nice, really.The Forres Mechanics welcome sign, in concrete grey and yellow.  Nice.One of the goalmouths.  No terrace.  Just a grassy knoll.  I hope nobody called Kennedy played.The other end.  Another grassy knoll with an advert for "crap metal".  Chortle.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wow, this heatwave. Well, I did have the best spicy beanburger ever at the Wimpy Bar in Dingwall High Street earlier. A wee wifey was complaining that they'd added tobasco sauce to it. I'd say they just added taste.
Some horsies having a wee blether in the pouring rain, watching the clouds fly lower and lower.Mitchell Hill, Dingwall, peeking out from the trees.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not here. It's been bliss today.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not bad for 1am.
1am in Inverness with dusk beginning to settle.  In 2 hours time daylight will reappear.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nice evening. Took this about 10 minutes ago.
Lovely late evening sunshine at 10:30pm in Inverness.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Quality.
A weather summary for Inverness, showing it to be 15 degrees cooler than a roasting London and South of England.  I chose a good time to be here.  Though any time is a good time to be in Inverness.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Midnight and Inverness is still clinging on to its last vestiges of light.
It's a Premium Inn so the lighting by the hotel window is purple and reflecting the net curtains.

Lenny Henry not about but chatted to a bloke who was there when Saudi Arabia beat Argentina 2-1 at the last World Cup.  He said he loves it here but couldn't put up with the cold.  Lightweight.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not bad for gone 11 at night.
Inverness Castle pictured at just after 11pm, with dusk only just settling in.  View from the hotel.  Not bad, is it.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The sun trying to peep through at 9.40. Can't complain though. Broad daylight until 11pm here.
Inverness with a bright skyline.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Everyone who loves football would be pleased he was on the pitch that night, at least.
Scoreboard at the North Bank of Roots Hall, showing Southend United leading Manchester United 1-0.  Cristiano Ronaldo had a stinker with Jamal Campbell-Ryce humiliating him all evening.  By running, passing and tackling occasionally.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Here's such an example.
Keir Starmer saying it's fine to withhold power and water from Gaza.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I had this done yesterday in preparation for it. I was far more enegaged by the announcement by Hearts of Champions League ticket prices.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
With thanks to the ever-impartial @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social
Maradona drinking from a bottle marked "Shilton tears".
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This pic shows the hospital I was born in, and to the left just how close to a football ground I was when I was born. I was always going to be a football fan, whether I liked it or not.
Dingwall Memorial Hospital in the foreground, and to the left in the backgrouns is Victoria Park, home of Ross County FC.
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🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻 @knowledgeisall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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