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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor

@knothead9620.bsky.social
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He/him. USN vet. Dad. Husband. Same name on TikTok. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally. If you want to come for them, you gotta come through me. Nazis suck.

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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This whole thread from @riotgrlerin.bsky.social is brilliant, as usual. You should be following her.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
BRILLIANT finale!
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"I hate inflatable yard deco-" "Perhaps I've been too hasty."
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Regional medical system: "We value the role of chaplains as members of the hospice care team, and we appreciate your grad degree, board certification, and 21 yrs of experience. Therefore, we're offering you a position that pays less than your denomination mandates for someone fresh from seminary."
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm fairly confident in my ability to find a tiara on demand. I have daughters who went ALL IN on princess culture back in the day.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Yup. They get a tax deduction, while your contribution funds pseudoevangelical Christofascist grifters.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
As a proud native of rFlorida, I'm certain that Neskalia is to blame. DEATH TO NESKALIA!
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Not crazy at all. Since World War II, Republicans have traditionally favored free trade. Trumpism ≠ Republicanism.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Plot twist: Insoluble crisis threatening annihilation of the Enterprise and its crew and failure of their mission. Plot twist resolution: Geordi finds brilliant engineering fix involving tachyon beams and <something something insert techno babble here>. Data and Wesley probably help.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"Castellio eventually took up residence in Basel, where the city and church authorities were rapidly developing the principle that no one who hated Calvin could be all bad." -Diarmid MacCullough I've never been prouder of my tenuous Swiss roots.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Evening prayer by the fire pit. Come join us! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kqvs7L/
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Knothead (@knothead9620) is LIVE - TikTok LIVE
Compline and Conversation | Watch Knothead (@knothead9620)'s LIVE on TikTok and interact with others in real time.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Also, just because an organization claims to help veterans and is well-known doesn't mean it's worth supporting. Do your homework. The Wounded Warrior Project is NOT the best choice.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Watch closely when a cash register asks if you want to round up for charity. Lowe's recently invited me to round up for hurricane relief, which I'm all in favor of. One of the orgs, though, was Samaritan's Purse, run by Franklin Graham. I declined and sent $ to an organization I trust instead.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"What about them? They're fresh!"
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Rev. Justin Berkobien @justinberkobien.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Scripture is often misapplied to America but this one fits like a glove
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Sojourners @sojo.net · 12/06/2025
"As Brueggemann repeatedly pointed out, one of empire’s key projects is to shrink our imagination until the future we imagine doesn’t threaten its agenda."
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The 'Dangerous Oddness' of Walter Brueggemann
The late theologian saw the direction the country was headed, and he knew the key to fighting it was to start dreaming bigger.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I have never done cosplay, but now I have an overwhelming urge to dress up like a Disney princess and go give ICE agents big wet sloppy kisses.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This is silly and childish, and a complete waste of money by an administration that claims to be rooting out waste. All because Trump's tiny self-esteem needs to erase anything Biden did. Pathetic. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Army restores the names of seven bases that lost their Confederate-linked names under Biden
Seven Army bases whose names were changed in 2023 because they honored Confederate leaders are all reverting back to their original names.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
And if you had the audacity to question that, let alone change it, I'll bet my next paycheck you got punished for it.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Just passed a big banner reading ORGAN COOKOUT SUNDAY 2 PM Then I realized it was in front of a church and is actually advertising an organ *concert*. I need a vacation.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
🤢🤮😡🤬 Full disclosure: I didn't even ask for a boldly inclusive sign. I just asked for one that could be seen from across the street and wasn't blocked any time somebody parked at the curb. Apparently that's an impossibly heavy lift.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The Episcopal and UCC churches in Lancaster, PA have Pride flags and Black Lives Matter banners. The Lutherans don't. Easier to do when you have the moral courage to take a public stand.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Two and a half years ago, I asked my church council to put up signs so that we could let our neighborhood know when we're offering community events. They immediately agreed and formed a task force to get signs up. We still have no signs.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
We have a statement like that, too. Lots of Lutheran churches have statements; we excel at statements. But very, very few Lutheran churches have *signs* that clear, succinct, and unequivocal.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Bill goes to the hospital with an impacted bowel. His friends hurry to help. Joe brings a dozen bran muffins. Mike brings a gallon of prune juice. Ted brings a batch of freshly baked oatmeal bars. Seeing this, Bill's nurse smiles with wonder and says, "With friends like these, who needs enemas?"
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Well, if you take too much, it *is* a streaming service...
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
That's gorgeous. A Lutheran congregation would have a collective heart attack at the mere suggestion of a sign like that.
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Jared Stacy @jaredstacy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I used to say that about a lot of things, but I've seen too much in this church. Lots of things that I would have declared unbelievable 21 years ago barely even raise my eyebrows these days.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Regardless of what the Churchwide Assembly does in response to that memorial, the actual Churchwide organization is free to look at it and say, "Okay. As soon as there is ELCA-required training, we'll be sure to standardize the timing of it." And we wonder why nothing substantive ever gets done.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
We just adopted a memorial directing the Churchwide Assembly to standardize the timing of ELCA-required training, ten minutes after being told that, according to the ELCA Office of the Secretary, the training in question is not required.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Considering his statement to my wife this spring that the current administration's transphobic executive orders are a national issue and that therefore responding to them is the presiding bishop's job, not his - that's INFURIATING.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
A colleague, yesterday: "How are you?" Me: "Seething with rage at the ongoing willful failures of the institutional church. How are you?" Colleague: "Yeah, that tracks." A third colleague standing with us went 😮, turned pink, and fled.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
And synod assemblies definitely don't help.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
For context, the US Navy has 74 Arleigh Burke-class destroyers in service. Continuing to send ships and crews that just returned from high-stress combat deployments to the border is poor personnel management and poor materiel management. www.businessinsider.com/navy-sends-m...
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Trump's Pentagon keeps sending destroyers that fought in the Red Sea to the US southern border — a fourth one is on its way
The Arleigh Burke-class destroyer USS Cole is the latest warship to go from the US Navy's counter-Houthi mission to America's backyard.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We talk a lot about the decline in trust in institutions but we often miss a key point: huge numbers of institutions, from government to business to the church, have proven themselves untrustworthy. If people don't trust us, it's often because we deserve it.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
In honor of the end of the most talked-about bromance of the year. Apparently the Tangerine Tragedy is no longer feeling the Muskrat love. youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV...
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Captain & Tennille MUSKRAT LOVE
YouTube video by Darren Q.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I think some of them are fine leaders who would do well in the office, but this process is just not great at letting those qualities shine.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Who knows, since we only ask and nominate the same people who've been standing at the microphone for twenty years?
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The ELCA: "We need fresh ideas and new blood!" Also the ELCA: <nominates the same people for positions of leadership over and over and over again>
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The bishop uses the rules of procedure to move the 2nd ballot up before everyone is in the room. Bios of three nominees aren't published before the second ballot. 2nd ballot is changed to paper instead of electronic. Not inspiring a lot of trust in the integrity of the process. #lsselca2025
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This is the hardest thing to get folks to understand. Reducing sin to rule-breaking and faithfulness to rule-following sells God short and makes a mockery of the gospel.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This was supposed to be a reply to a tweet about yet another corruption allegation from the current administration.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If only more people understood this. If only more people understood the dangers of a Congress completely submissive to the will of a president.
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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring. They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died. France also gave us this land as American soil.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Seventeen years later and this song is as relevant as it ever was. And President Dexter is kinda creepily prophetic. youtu.be/oObL3Ajmr2Y?...
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The Offspring - Stuff is Messed Up
YouTube video by The Offspring
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I'm so sorry, friend.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Ignorance (lack of knowledge) can be corrected by education. Willful stupidity cannot.
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Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @knothead9620.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Last month, I was treated to a yahoo vociferously arguing that the Civil War had nothing to do with slavery and was entirely about "resisting federal government overreach." Ignorance can be educated, but willful stupidity cannot.
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