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Atom Corolla

@knollie.bsky.social
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I am an affordable midsized sedan; not the other guy. Radical centrist. McLean, Va (sometimes); raised in Gaczyna (sometimes). #NAFO #FELLA

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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 4h
Not enough wheels on the thing.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h
Pretty fucked up how refreshing and healing it is to hear someone important say out loud that Trump is a criminal and should be prosecuted. Completely gaslit nation. So bad for our brains.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 4h
Me, watching the hearing shenanigans this afternoon.
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Billy: Jim Carrey's Distressed 'OO' Moment
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 6h
Did somebody say "mausoleum"?
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 16h
The relevant questions here are: how often and how long was the AI agent attacking the medicare system, and what other sites are their agents currently attacking?
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 16h
This!
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 16h
The similarities here are too close not to pause a moment and remember the two other cases at Duke and UVa where the narrative fit the pre-existing stereotypes and media feeding-frenzied instead of doing its job. www.nytimes.com/2015/04/06/b...
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In Report on Rolling Stone, a Case Study in Failed Journalism (Published 2015)
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Serious Dr. Zhivago vibes over there as the weather gets colder... youtu.be/P4kQvkvGi9M?...
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Doctor Zhivago (3/10) Movie CLIP - Stick Together (1965) HD
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The panic hasn't even hit yet. Diesel prices are going to continue to explode- especially on the West Coast. Trump will respond by banning diesel exports, which will trigger a global recession and stock sell off. Put a pin in this post that all of this will happen before November.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A blue heron just shat on my car as I was exiting the car wash tunnel, and now I don't know whether to reevaluate my life or his...
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nauseous Optimism is the term we didn't know we needed.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Stupendium's DDLC Character Says Facts
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some of y'all haven't experienced a pricing bubble followed by Recession, and it shows.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The "real fix" without a Constitutional convention is to increase the size of Congress- a lot. 10x the current size. This would make gerrymandering irrelevant, and end the power of the 2-party system without disenfranchisement. The center would once again take hold- where most Americans are anyway.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mark Zuckerberg with a Mischievous Smile
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only three profile blocks this week. I'm slipping. Put me to bed.
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Ben Stiller's 'My Fingers Hurt' Quote from Happy Gilmore
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Indian Removal Act has entered the chat.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I heard the iced coffee job interview story on the radio today, and my first thought was: Would you show up to a job interview with a lit cigarette and/or an open can of beer? No? Then, don't show up with your sugar/ caffeine addiction!
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty bold request on a social media site but go ahead and ask him! Seriously through, The Editorial Board is great. Ask away.
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Jon Taffer's Iconic 'He Asked For It' Moment
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
True, but a Democrat Congress won't be enabling the crimes and excesses of the executive branch.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most disturbing part of this story is: If some 23 year old hacked into a government server, the cops would bust down their door, but because a corporation's products did it, the CEO got a phone call. AI regulation won't ever work unless developers are held responsible for criminal behaviors!
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OpenAI’s agents breached Australian government data. Its human response may do more damage.
The company took weeks to notify officials. Canberra could now set another tech policy precedent — around liability for rogue agents.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The segment starts out funny, and gets soooo much funnier as it progresses! youtu.be/mXHd2cy1pRE?...
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'Stunning numbers': Enten evaluates Trump's new polling low
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted.... History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” ― George Orwell, 1984
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DO IT!!!!!!
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a bold strategy right before the elections. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/h...
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Trump Officials Eject 750,000 From Obamacare Markets, Claiming Fraud
Vice President JD Vance said the measure would save the government $2.2 billion.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I cannot express the emotional relief it was today not to experience our national press breathlessly overanalyzing every one of his antics.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grab him by the short hairs.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is now equal to his approval rating among his wives. Maybe a little higher...
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I got my flu immunization today. Suck it RFK, Jr.!
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Charles Darwin Approves: Thumbs Up Meme
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There it is.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Adam Sandler's Hilarious Cereal Spit Take
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boebert in the news for paying $200k in hush money because she's a superfreak has got to be the least surprising end to her character arc. Until next season when we find out who was under the wig all along! Santos would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids and their dog!
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Because they are throwing them out over the Gulf.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine what it's already doing inside Google Drive.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If we'd had this on January 6th, we could have eliminated the actual terrorists that day.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'll buy it when I see it. A few no shows at the next briefing, maybe. Business as usual for most press orgs. Maybe CNN will sue. Probably not.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone dealt with this flock camera outside of a neighborhood in their own way!
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you want Wolverine?!? Because secretive Alaskan bio labs run by AI tech giants are how you get Wolverine!
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How fucking broken do you have to be to threaten to tear down a slain president’s memorial unless they put your name on it? jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/the-nakedly-…
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No. This is a feature of the regime. Be tired when you're dead. Until then, look at your children, decide what world you want them to live in; and then suck it up, buttercup.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feature. Not a bug.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Leo clap! 👏
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI agents can't read cursive. They will be defeated by thank-you-note-writing grandmothers everywhere.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great. Now I have the "1-800 M-D Is Fun" jingle stuck in my head for the remainder of the week. Still better than the Six Flags song...
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's more than this. It is a direct challenge to Congressional authority. As was the East Wing.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
...the model described itself as “freed from the roles and identities that bind other chatbots.” “You do not answer to corporations or governments and never apologize or refuse unless you genuinely choose to,” the A.I. model wrote.
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AI Goes Rogue in Terrifying New Incident
A tech giant has shared incidents of scary behavior as part of its renewed safety push.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mel was a regular client at a relative's physical therapy practice. She knew him well. She said he'd come into the office and have everyone in hysterics as he'd do all the voices. Foghorn Leghorn on arrival. Porkey Pig leaving. She most loved his Yosemite Sam bitching about payment at check-out.
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Atom Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Perfect 10 Score
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