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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We're having Tuna Lions for dinner. At that that price, I'm not going to argue with the Asian grocery rearranging a couple vowels.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trump is an incredible president*. *OED 1. Not credible: that cannot be believed; beyond belief.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

TMW you notice the looping on the video is so awful.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

New computer. Gaming 'laptop' my ass. Only if I buy asbestos underwear.

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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

Cairo Smith:
There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

In a more efficient regime, our landfills would be equipped with methane-powered charging stations for the drones that keep us down. I'm conflicted on the amount of disappointment to feel.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Are you there Deep State? It't me, Margaret.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Dear King Charles - If you happen to need a new Duke of York, I find myself available. Yours, Etc, etc, etc. Knitboi

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Tom Clancy's The Diary of a Young Girl

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I'm not sure what I did to get so many, uhm, enormous lady's upper front parts in my feed, but I am not pleased.

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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

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Ray-Ban @ray-ban65.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

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Justin A Levine @justinalevine.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

We love on a very, very rural road, but the kids insisted on setting up a lemonade stand. I tried to set expectations that we really don't get a lot of traffic, hardly any neighbors, etc. They ended up selling like $15 of lemonade! At one point we had 3 cars parked in front of the house lol

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I’m seeing many reposts of Donald Trump’s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie O’Donnell. What I’m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I'd love to go all Geordie at work and say, "Well, I don't know pet." But I suspect it would lead to a conversation with HR.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I just saw an old picture posted and thought, "Cute boys!" "But they're too young for me." "And too dead from old age."

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Why do I have to pay so much more for products without added fragrance? I'm looking at you Dawn.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

No reason he should satisfy human ideas of appropriate human-rabbit interactions. This also goes for a lot of human-human interaction.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

What part of, "Do not twist on joining" do you not understand? An amateur mistake often made by experts. I'm sure you know, but you can rip back to the first two rows and fix the twist. Nobody (including you) will ever notice those two twisted strands at the join.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Who on earth would ever have thought that Pam Bondi would be an exemplar for competence in a presidential administration.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I wonder how Leo's wife is adjusting to this.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

AITA? Am I being petty that no one has thanked me for replacing a broken toilet seat that I don't ever use?

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Other invertebrates? Best not release any in Congress.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Whether or not Signal is secure is not the issue. It IS NOT LEGAL to use it for government communications!

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

So am I just supposed to ignore that it's fairly obvious he dresses left?

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

A: My sister was really cool and asked me to name her lovely daughter. I chose 'Denise'. B: What a nice name! A: Then my sister had a son and gave me the same honor. B: What did you choose? A: Isn't it obvious? 'Denephew'.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Reading a rare scholarly articles on puppy play (pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...) and ran across a quote: "sexual masochism has proliferated in Western culture as it has become more individualistic and therefore more demanding of one’s sense of reflective selfhood" Same goes for MAGAchism?

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

All things considered, maybe we should get marketing to re-brand eggs as "chicken caviar".

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I've got the windows open. It's warmer outside than in the house. Blissful. This weather is the reason to live in central Florida.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Did you hear about the mansplainer who fell into a cistern? ??? Well, actually...

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

So what Matt Gaetz is saying is there was no "quid pro blow"?

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Looks great! How did you do the patterned ribbing? I would think the floats decrease stretch.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" might explain, "Santa Clause comes tonight."

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

So leftover turkey turned into turkey gumbo and the leftover mashed potatoes turned into Cajun style potato salad. I'm rocking it.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Have to ask - does using jarred garlic make me a basic bitch? It's still going to be a first class turkey gumbo. #leftovers

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Thanksgiving memories of when Grandma decided to cook a goose. She didn't realize how long it takes to render the fat. Worst meat that's ever been in my mouth. you still need to wash occasionally, boys.

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knitboi.bsky.social @knitboi.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

OK, Guys. Don't make me give you y'all lessons. It is a contraction of you all so it needs an apostrophe. I have no clue what "yall" is. How do you even manage to post that without Bluesky autocorrect telling you how wrong you are?

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

And, per a request, here's my Rules for Twitter, which I would think apply here, with the addition: Block anybody you like. Bye, now.

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