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Tom Lumberjack

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Porque no los dos?

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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 13h
Like Google for a Batman villain’s lair
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have had this problem myself. Utter nonsense, despite the name, is not optional. At some point everything breaks if the utter nonsense quota isn’t met.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Over the record by 25% of the range for the past 35 years. Seems like something had to break or some tipping point had to be crossed to get here.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s a good friend
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just give it 2 weeks
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went home and put on “Black Metallic”. Kid #2 - a 20 year old emo kid who went with us but stood much closer to the stage than us for the show - said “Interpol has multiple songs that sound just like this”.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At an Interpol show even though I’ve always found them too derivative. Got all excited b/c I thought they were starting the encore with a Catherine Wheel cover, but…
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw it Thursday evening. Really the only improvements I can think of would be a Marvin the Martian cameo and fully 2D animation. Spouse volunteered a willingness to see it again, which is high praise indeed.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I believe in French it’s “non”
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Snack and nap sounds fantastic
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And monkfish ARE an anglerfish! The fishmonger around the corner from me used to put a monkfish head on ice in the window with a squid in its mouth. Definitely got the attention of kids walking to school.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t forget: tripod fish flounder cookie cutter shark leafy seadragon
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Favorite Orson Welles anything!
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pornography the Cure album or pornography movies of sex?
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s it right there, that’s the whole thing, that’s how we do it
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30/October 1
Ash smiling in S-Mart in Army of DarknessBad Ash getting ready to lay siege to the castle in Army of Darkness
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude doesn’t understand the difference between managing a business and managing an economy
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A walking ad against shapeweat
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey if “destroyed the Beauty and Glorious History of the Building” is criteria to lose a job…
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or maybe it was already a national story and I just hadn’t encountered it yet?
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The general story was on NPR tonight so it’s a national story now. www.npr.org/2026/09/29/n...
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Historic science museum in Philadelphia to close
Philadelphia's Academy of Natural Sciences is set to close down thanks to financial pressures. The 198-year-old museum houses important scientific specimens and a beloved dinosaur exhibit.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Win condition = getting up & going outside
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hagiography ftw
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this something we care about b/c of the Frank rule or something like that, or just palace intrigue?
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah. AI doesn’t have volition or liability, the people setting it in motion do. I once again refer the folks setting AI in motion to my pinned tweet. bsky.app/profile/knil...
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok, it wasn’t intentional.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, no point in going there again if you don’t have the votes.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You’ve been asked to program a Ridley Scott “Scottober” film program for <favorite movie house> and get to do whatever you want: speakers, double features (Spartacus & Gladiator, for example), whatever. What’s your schedule look like?
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s also an excuse to pay good writers (the ones writing the reviews)
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
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F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was at Royal Ontario Museum in the spring & a docent came up to me w/some poop-shaped rocks & said “what does this look like to you?” and I was all “oh that’s coprolite.” Was impressed that she did not miss a whole beat on continuing her spiel.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Welcome home
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Starting to think Butlerian Jihad Accelerationism is a good idea
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Probably just my lack of restraint with their menu compared to my usual 3/4 C of granola with currants. The fat content on the irresistible hash brown bowl slows me down for a few hours.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you have a trick where eating there isn’t the opposite of training? Because the few times I’ve eaten there (and enjoyed it, don’t get me wrong) it’s like an anti training session.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wondering if the era where every value Republicans have ever held is subservient to winning & power will ever draw to a close
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why do I keep wanting to respond to skeets of yours with “stupidest possible timeline”? I think this skeet from the thread is worth repeating. bsky.app/profile/segy...
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How has the USA become an unreliable ally? Let me count the ways…
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John Cassidy @johncassidysays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a fiasco.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI may kill us all, but it’ll be via cognitive surrender and something vital that we’ve delegated to them breaking in an unfixable way (my Eloi theory)
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s like secondary pulp. Like in the sense of primary sources and secondary sources, that’s secondary pulp. And the President of the United States of America is microblogging on the topic. Not just the dumbest timeline, the dumbest possible timeline.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 16/09/2026
Anyway here is my plea: please don’t surrender weird sex stuff (even cringey, ill-advised weird sex stuff) to the fash. They don’t deserve custody.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No no, one way ticket, just send them
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m nominating this one youtu.be/G3_4PoRwRTM?...
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Star Trek - Sabotage
YouTube video by Flashback FM
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah. We Olds don’t know how to process this high of an uncertainty floor as “normal”. Does “steady state at the sustained uncertainty baseline” pass for normal?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
is it literally that easy lmao
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It was kind of like the classic Sci Fi trope of “Earth sends out a wave of colonization and 100 years later we’re visiting colonies to figure out what happened”.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That’s the CMTS side of a CATV broadband network. At a prev employer there were acquisitions that were many tiers deep. Sometimes the only way to figure out WTF was going on in a market was to go there and talk to people - especially the smart front-line people who didn’t end up on conference calls.
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fully endorse, highly recommended
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s mostly just the UI that differs, because no one actually likes sustained use of VR
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