bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 12/10/2026yeah, I disagree with you on the Kawhi situation because the CBA is, well, collectively bargained, but this is an artificial cap none of the labor agreed to, so who cares 040
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026obviously not equivalent in many, many ways, but purely in terms of distance from the capital, I'm pretty sure the American version of Versailles is like, Baltimore lol 010
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 06/10/2026fun fact: this is Middle English wordplay. Æthelred essentially means "wise counsel," so his full nickname was a joke -- "wise counsel the poorly counseled" 040
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Metrodoku New York · 03/10/2026 · 670 points 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 @dokugame.app www.dokugame.app/en/play/metr...dokugame.app670 points on Metrodoku New York9 of 9 cells in 05:39, ranked 3rd of 15 925 players. Same grid for everyone, your turn. 010
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Doku · Metrodoku · 01/10/2026 ⭐ Originality score : 597 ⏱ Time : 02:31 ✅ Correct answers : 9/9 ❌ Mistakes : 2/3 🔥 Streak: 44 days 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play today's Doku 🧩 @dokugame.app www.dokugame.app/en/play/metr...dokugame.appMetrodoku New York · DokuMetrodoku New York: today's grid, the same for every player. Nine cells, two criteria per cell, three lives. 110
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“those sins? let’s just say I’m old enough to have known Salazar” 020
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026PA and GA are both swing states now, have to practice Centralist Baseball 010
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my favorite part of this is the ambiguity about whether that’s his real name or if he just calls himself phil jameson when he’s driving drunk 0110
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it's Herald Square! it's named after a newspaper that's been dead for a century! we can have some fun with it! 040
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026charles, I’m a fan and a NYer of over a decade, but as a born and bred Philadelphian I have no choice but to challenge you to a sandwich duel to the death. bring your so-called “chopped cheese” to the arena and face the wrath of ten thousand wooder ices to the dome 030
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026okay but now I do want a Beef History read into the congressional record 011
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Doku · Metrodoku · 28/09/2026 ⭐ Originality score : 577 ⏱ Time : 03:20 ✅ Correct answers : 9/9 ❌ Mistakes : 1/3 🔥 Streak: 41 days 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play today's Doku 🧩 @doku-app.bsky.social www.dokugame.app/en/play/metr...dokugame.appMetrodoku New York · DokuMetrodoku New York: today's grid, the same for every player. Nine cells, two criteria per cell, three lives. 000
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026that’s the place! I had it like 15 years ago, glad they’re still alive and kicking 020
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wild bacon combos are definitely a New Haven pizza thing. sacrilege to say as a New Yorker but the best pizza I’ve ever had was a white slice with bacon, chicken and mashed potatoes from a place up there 2100
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026George Tirebiter, welcome to the War on Cars 021
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this is a joke for 4 people who don't even follow me but hey @postoctobrist.bsky.social 010
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026is the funniest example of this The Big Short 001
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026reacher hears about the "this is America, speak English" sign at Geno's 020
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026All those military airfields around NYC, he definitely isn’t just flying into Teterboro 110
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026easy to imagine the slides they bought into. heading: “Disrupting Network News Like Fox News Disrupted CNN” 040
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 15/09/2026please don't tell me the assertion you're referencing is real. 30 Rock is the funniest show of all time but that is like, the worst possible reason someone could think so 221
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Update made the game considerably harder right as I started doing this lmao 100
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Alright well I’ve been playing this for a month, might as well start scoreposting 100
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 31/08/2026seriously, there’s a Conan sketch about this from *13 years ago* lmaoyoutu.beJoe Galliano Reacts To His Brother's Allegedly Anti-Semitic Hat | CONAN on TBSYouTube video by Team Coco 010
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026funny that basically nothing changes if they eek out a win though, they too then get slaughtered at Hastings 020
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026well, they have theoretical use cases. virtually the only prediction markets liquid enough to actually use as hedges are, ironically, the sports betting ones 010
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026not trying to be combative but no. you aren’t meaningfully hedging a bet on Nvidia by shorting ExxonMobil. you are hedging that bet with an Adobe short—they’re both tech, so roughly speaking a market- or tech-wide decline is net neutral to you. so he did hedge those risks, just not one hammering AI 110
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026this is what the hedge in “hedge fund” originally meant—Companies A and B are in the same market, you think Company A is undervalued, so you go long A and short B so that you are hedged against market swings having nothing to do with your thesis but you profit if the thesis is right 230
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No, they’re definitely hedges, in the same way that if I’m long Walmart and short Target I’ve made a hedged bet on “Walmart will outperform its retail peers.” the difference is in my hypo I’m hedged against both broad market decline and decline in retail stocks specifically. SA didn’t do the latter. 120
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026it's "normal" in the sense that people do thesis-based investing, and some of them even manage outside funds. but the scale of investment in him was anything but normal. and as tarik says, he raised that money from rubes on the back of nothing more than the Time For Some Game Theory tweet but for AI 190
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no this is exactly right. he was hedged against a broad market downturn but not at all against a downturn in AI stock prices specifically. Money Stuff as usual explained it well 2793
bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026as always, the funniest answer would and *will* be the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 000