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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yeah, I disagree with you on the Kawhi situation because the CBA is, well, collectively bargained, but this is an artificial cap none of the labor agreed to, so who cares
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that scamp Wally got him
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
obviously not equivalent in many, many ways, but purely in terms of distance from the capital, I'm pretty sure the American version of Versailles is like, Baltimore lol
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fun fact: this is Middle English wordplay. Æthelred essentially means "wise counsel," so his full nickname was a joke -- "wise counsel the poorly counseled"
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Metrodoku New York · 03/10/2026 · 670 points 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 @dokugame.app www.dokugame.app/en/play/metr...
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670 points on Metrodoku New York
9 of 9 cells in 05:39, ranked 3rd of 15 925 players. Same grid for everyone, your turn.
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
go birds
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
welcome to old Infowars
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doku · Metrodoku · 01/10/2026 ⭐ Originality score : 597 ⏱ Time : 02:31 ✅ Correct answers : 9/9 ❌ Mistakes : 2/3 🔥 Streak: 44 days 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play today's Doku 🧩 @dokugame.app www.dokugame.app/en/play/metr...
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Metrodoku New York · Doku
Metrodoku New York: today's grid, the same for every player. Nine cells, two criteria per cell, three lives.
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“those sins? let’s just say I’m old enough to have known Salazar”
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PA and GA are both swing states now, have to practice Centralist Baseball
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my favorite part of this is the ambiguity about whether that’s his real name or if he just calls himself phil jameson when he’s driving drunk
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's Herald Square! it's named after a newspaper that's been dead for a century! we can have some fun with it!
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird Al would never
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
charles, I’m a fan and a NYer of over a decade, but as a born and bred Philadelphian I have no choice but to challenge you to a sandwich duel to the death. bring your so-called “chopped cheese” to the arena and face the wrath of ten thousand wooder ices to the dome
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every safety rule is written in nood
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay but now I do want a Beef History read into the congressional record
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doku · Metrodoku · 28/09/2026 ⭐ Originality score : 577 ⏱ Time : 03:20 ✅ Correct answers : 9/9 ❌ Mistakes : 1/3 🔥 Streak: 41 days 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play today's Doku 🧩 @doku-app.bsky.social www.dokugame.app/en/play/metr...
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Metrodoku New York · Doku
Metrodoku New York: today's grid, the same for every player. Nine cells, two criteria per cell, three lives.
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay look I never said I was cool
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that’s the place! I had it like 15 years ago, glad they’re still alive and kicking
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wild bacon combos are definitely a New Haven pizza thing. sacrilege to say as a New Yorker but the best pizza I’ve ever had was a white slice with bacon, chicken and mashed potatoes from a place up there
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George Tirebiter, welcome to the War on Cars
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
where my BIPA class action folks at
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is a joke for 4 people who don't even follow me but hey @postoctobrist.bsky.social
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Precision Soccer Rulebreaking
trending topics including "Manchester City PSR charges case"
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
secret zoroastrianist
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
is the funniest example of this The Big Short
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thanks jon
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
any thoughts about clinton hill food jon
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
reacher hears about the "this is America, speak English" sign at Geno's
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All those military airfields around NYC, he definitely isn’t just flying into Teterboro
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
to be clear, goddammit (complimentary)
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
goddammit
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh we’re SO back
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
easy to imagine the slides they bought into. heading: “Disrupting Network News Like Fox News Disrupted CNN”
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Doctor Mustard in the flesh!
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We’re back bb
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
please don't tell me the assertion you're referencing is real. 30 Rock is the funniest show of all time but that is like, the worst possible reason someone could think so
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Update made the game considerably harder right as I started doing this lmao
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alright well I’ve been playing this for a month, might as well start scoreposting
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
seriously, there’s a Conan sketch about this from *13 years ago* lmao
youtu.be
Joe Galliano Reacts To His Brother's Allegedly Anti-Semitic Hat | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
funny that basically nothing changes if they eek out a win though, they too then get slaughtered at Hastings
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
well, they have theoretical use cases. virtually the only prediction markets liquid enough to actually use as hedges are, ironically, the sports betting ones
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
not trying to be combative but no. you aren’t meaningfully hedging a bet on Nvidia by shorting ExxonMobil. you are hedging that bet with an Adobe short—they’re both tech, so roughly speaking a market- or tech-wide decline is net neutral to you. so he did hedge those risks, just not one hammering AI
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is what the hedge in “hedge fund” originally meant—Companies A and B are in the same market, you think Company A is undervalued, so you go long A and short B so that you are hedged against market swings having nothing to do with your thesis but you profit if the thesis is right
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No, they’re definitely hedges, in the same way that if I’m long Walmart and short Target I’ve made a hedged bet on “Walmart will outperform its retail peers.” the difference is in my hypo I’m hedged against both broad market decline and decline in retail stocks specifically. SA didn’t do the latter.
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it's "normal" in the sense that people do thesis-based investing, and some of them even manage outside funds. but the scale of investment in him was anything but normal. and as tarik says, he raised that money from rubes on the back of nothing more than the Time For Some Game Theory tweet but for AI
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no this is exactly right. he was hedged against a broad market downturn but not at all against a downturn in AI stock prices specifically. Money Stuff as usual explained it well
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bradley cooper sharp @kniferism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
as always, the funniest answer would and *will* be the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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