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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry to hear this. Please accept Mikey and Inez’ unbridled disgust at your travails as a show of goodwill and endurance.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hope everyone in town knows better than to mess with Cage Match Jesus™️
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mary Ola’s rates for keeping your parking area safe for democracy are reasonable.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So glad they included the beloved Fudge Town FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would be willing to bet there is a German word for exactly this situation.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
outrage.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Feels as though the Raisinets are trying to tempt me into selecting the mysterious envelope in this vending machine.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🎶 It’s Lo-og, it’s lo-og, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
DIRECT FROM NASHVILLE
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
UNSKIPPABLE INTRO for Carnivale. Even more so than Twin Peaks imho
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cool Hand … Hook
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
BARELY MISSED IT HOLY CRAP. That came up quickly!
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hampton Inn construction site in Fondren / Jackson, MS at the moment.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
THE NO. 7 club and a ginger ale!
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Omg
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Gladys will know all by dawn.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hey let’s all meet at WALKER’S VEIN
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’m sorry! Hope you feel better soon.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Oh, and uh, how about the one that DOINKED for 3 pts.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Omg the sound of that missed Ole Miss field goal. m.youtube.com/watch?v=lSaa...
m.youtube.com
Tennis Ball Boy Runs Into Wall!
YouTube video by Rev Wicks
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Gorgeous!
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Happy 35th birthday to Miller’s Crossing
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
LIVESTOCK MISHAP
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
👀
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
What, no recipes even?
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Star-spangled Pontiac spotted on Old Canton Road! (Next to Christ United Methodist Church / FORT JEHOVAH
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Cool Hand Luke random guard: “Dog boy, SHUT THEM DOGS UP.”
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Decided to send one of my island’s snowmen into the Black Lodge
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Argh! I hope you feel better soon
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Spotted the star-spangled Pontiac of Jackson™️
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Say three Hail Satan’s or something and all is right again
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Gary Oldman as Mason Varger: “That’s entertainment!”
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
No but I once knew some kids in college who came into a parrot (a pet) some previous renter had abandoned and they called the parrot Ben until they found out it was female and then the bird became Ben Her.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Strict amateur code. Would have been ABSOLUTELY AMAZING to throw out some pro hamster racer just to have the opportunity to yell “and stay out of the Woolworth’s!”
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yep. A “recreational association”
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
So often one would overhear at Eudora’s “Yah this place is amazing, but where’s the ORGANIC GROWTH?”
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
WLBT: yeah let’s put the Jackson Public Schools job fair ad RIGHT OVER the great news about Mississippi teacher pay
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Ah, the secret origin of FART SLAVE 24
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Jimmy Wayne, NO!
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Wish we knew more [useless info] about the scale of this craft: like is it the approximate size of a baby giraffe or 2/3 the size of the base of the Lincoln Memorial?
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FOX10 News @fox10tv.com · 07/05/2025
Keesler Air Force Base on lockdown, reports of active shooter
fox10tv.com
Keesler Air Force Base on lockdown, reports of active shooter
The Biloxi Police Department said there were reports of an active shooter, but so far, no evidence has been found to support that.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Donnie two dolls
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
THE NO. 7 old tyme club!
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Twin Peaks is also streaming on Pluto currently in the “Classic Drama” category. Not sure how long it has been there I just stumbled across it.
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Well I guess we know what all the standup comics in the Bentonia area will be cracking wise about in the coming weeks:
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kneato.bsky.social @kneato.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Kielbasa dog special from Scrooge’s in Jackson. (O y’all YUM)
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