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Karissa

@kmortoncarter.bsky.social
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callum’s mom • double scorpio • chiefs superfan • beer nerd • geoguessr + jet lag stan • ufo fiend • academia escapee

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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Over at @somewordslit.bsky.social, I just published my first poem after a seven year hiatus 😅 It’s about my son & Patrick Mahomes’ knee & about how the Super Bowl sucks this year. It’d mean a lot to me if y’all checked it out 💞
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Justin Carter @juscarts.com · 22/03/2025
I sold no books. Anyone want to buy a signed copy of Brazos? $20, shipping included, shoot me a DM so I don’t have to put these all back on the bookshelf.
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Callum loves to sit & stare at the tree, & he had to show it to his pig 🥹
baby’s first Christmas ornamentbaby holding a stuffed pig while sitting in front of a Christmas tree
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I let my almost one-year-old make his own tiers lineup this morning… I feel like he’s made some choices here, but will almost certainly do better than me. 😅
DraftKings lineup
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Justin Carter @juscarts.com · 12/12/2024
I wrote about Cam Ward & what it means to see someone from your hometown succeed in college football. fansided.com/fan-voices-c...
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Fan Voices: What Cam Ward’s success means to Brazoria County
Everyone is from somewhere. Cam Ward is from Brazoria County.
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
catching up on house of villains & like……….. how do u eliminate kandy while larsa’s dumb ass is still there 💀 such bad production 💀
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Just asked my dad why he isn’t constantly looking up for UFOs. He said “‘cause I work so much, the only time I go outside, I’m takin’ my dog to shit.” HOW DO WE BRING UAPs TO THE PROLETARIAT
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/12/2024
would be pretty funny if luigi mangione was the wrong guy they picked up after the CEO assassin look alike contest
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
My 11-month-old has this fit. It’s from Carter’s.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/12/2024
Thou shalt not forget that all Americans are united by how much they hate the greed of healthcare insurance companies.
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Justin Carter @juscarts.com · 08/12/2024
Posted on Twitter but also posting here because you have fewer followers on here: Hi @poptartsbowl.bsky.social. My son was born during you last year. I wrote a poem about it. It’d be cool if you published it.
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
am i gonna pass out before the end of this game
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a man wearing a state farm t-shirt giving a thumbs up
Alt: a man wearing a state farm t-shirt giving a thumbs up
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
All about the women this year… & Tech, as always lmfao 💘
Spotify wrapped top songs listSpotify wrapped summary
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Justin Carter @juscarts.com · 02/12/2024
Today is the last day to buy my book at a discount so if you’ve been thinking “I need more books,” here is a chance to get more books.
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Do any of y’all (especially anyone else who has autism or SPD!) use Loop ear plugs? Trying to decide whether they’re worth the money or not…
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/11/2024
The Chiefs have the best QB ever, the fastest WR ever, the most famous TE ever, and a pretty good defense. They are terrible (11-1)
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Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Marty Schottenheimer smiling from beyond waiting for the Raiders to Raiders themselves
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Patrick Quaife @pquaife.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Never a doubt. (there was huge doubt) #ChiefsKingdom
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 29/11/2024
Have to give the Chiefs scriptwriters credit. These endings each week are deranged
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Brett Kollmann @brettkollmann.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Of course the Chiefs won again. What else did you expect?
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
& by fun, i mean fun like a haunted house where you cry & piss your pants, but then you can’t wait to do it again next Halloween
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
it is so fun to be a fan of this team
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Kansas City Chiefs Fans @chiefs.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A franchise leader in more ways than one. Congrats on another milestone, Pat!Patrick! #ChiefsKingdom #NFL
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Joshua Brisco @jbbrisco.com · 29/11/2024
He's 29 years old. It's easy to be swept up in the game-to-game analysis and to be perpetually looking ahead to the playoff run, but we cannot forget that we're watching something absolutely incredible every week.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I misheard Al Roker on the parade and thought he said “And here’s the Mulholland Drive balloon!” and now I am wondering what that would even be.
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
So, uh, is anyone else on #UFOsky wondering if we’re currently witnessing catastrophic disclosure?? Just wondering because… damn.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is what demographic panic looks like. When people are this uninformed, democracy faces serious headwinds. from @jvl.bsky.social
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paul @justpaulyo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
minshew, ridder, o'connell.. don't matter, chiefs by 1
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy…
Stevie Nicks staring angrily at Lindsey Buckingham during iconic performance of “Silver Springs” on The Dance tour, 1997
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Matt Gaetz has now removed more criminal insurrectionists from Congress in 1 day than Merrick Garland did in 4 years.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
god i can’t take hearing about every little thing trump says and does for a second time. every crass remark and poorly conceived policy gets so so so so so much fucking airtime
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Also the auto alt text on this gif has me rolling 💀💀
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is very millennial of me, but multiple times this week, I’ve said “I wish Leslie Jordan was here.”
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an elderly man is dancing in a living room .
Alt: an elderly man is dancing in a living room .
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Waaaaaiiiiiiit I might need to record this bc WHAT
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Justin Carter @juscarts.com · 21/11/2024
Losing to UNI isn't good but I don't think it necessarily says too much about Iowa State because weird things just kind of happen when Iowa teams play Iowa teams.
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Sports Bluesky! Quote w/your favorite teams & introduce yourself… NBA: Bulls (nostalgia, man) NFL: CHIEFS ❤️💛 NHL: Ehh NCAA: Duke 🏀, Iowa 🏈 MLB: Red Sox, Royals (highly casual) WNBA: Fever, Wings Soccer: Denmark, Iceland + gymnastics, horse racing, & if you consider esports sports, Geoguessr
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My 11-month-old son & I have a crush on the same person. I don’t even know anymore.
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I used to play this game all the time, even though I got scared when the dudes would jump out at you 😂
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KC Sports Network @kcsportsnetwork.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Just keeping the trend alive 😉
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Great taste! Bob’s Burgers is my family’s “fall asleep” show, so it feels like it’s literally seeped into my bones 🤣
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Aubrie is excellent fun (til you get to know her) @theaubster.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Thank you Mahomes for the reminder!
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Wait the girl from the car commercial?
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I love this poem
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Justin Carter @juscarts.com · 18/11/2024
Oh hey, if anyone on this app would like to do something with my book, hit me up. Review it? Teach it & have me Zoom into their class? Have me come read from it within driving distance of Des Moines? Do an online reading? Have me on a podcast? Something else??? bellepointpress.com/products/bra...
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Brazos
Brazos, by Justin Carter Publication Date: August 6, 2024 A stark and lonely voice rings clear in Justin Carter's debut collection. Brazos teems with ghosts, bloodlines, and gas flares, tracing a "riv...
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Bob’s Burgers & Broad City! 🤌🏼 Taste!
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
10 shows to get to know me: The X-Files, Hannibal, Bob’s Burgers, Broad City, The L Word, Drag Race, The League, Always Sunny, Sex & the City, Dead To Me, Trailer Park Boys, What We Do In The Shadows *Yes, this is 12. I couldn’t choose.
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Karissa @kmortoncarter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Just mind-blown all around by what we let happen there…
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bluesky sports guy @thousportsguy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“As Cook absolutely BLASTED his back side” Yo? 😂
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Peter Whitehead @peterwhitehead.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Gray ja vu! Another td for noah!
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