klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 14hwe didn't even buy this home for ourselves we bought it for our pets. now if only they would get jobs 020
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 21hfound my lost vape with just a lil juice left, the universe has truly blessed me today 020
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"women are whores" i say to a broadcast TV live audience, i am immediately rushed and bludgeoned to death on stage. millions cheer my demise from the comfort of their homes 140
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026shane gillis looks like if a slice of bologna became sentient 110
Reposted by klungoJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is the only Carrie discourse I’m interested in 1138632
Reposted by klungoTallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I would like to formally apologise to the unicornfish community i think it is cool actually for the most boring of us to imagine ourselves more interesting #critterposting 111226
Reposted by klungoTallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shrimply not prepared #critterposting 650740
Reposted by klungoTallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026(The top left hole has two pigeons) #critterposting 151753496
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026whenever someone listens to their phone on full volume in public it sounds to me like when the Sims put on an action movie and it's just a compilation of random sound effects 120
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026me seeing a firefighter holding two axes: oh he's a barbarian class 010
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026programming an ai to tell my husband i love him and then kicking its ass for talking to my husband like that 010
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026our asshole billing person is quitting and i was just like "oh word?" 100
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026and this morning i had to clean up sludge at the office so i think it's raise time 020
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i don't think i care what tiny face big teeth actors have to say about politics either way 020
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i don't care if a character i like is trash in fe:fw i will use them to the point of frustration and not learn my lesson 011
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026saved a little sparrow from certain death in this office of windows so i feel pretty good today 020
Reposted by klungoTallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026dangerous waters #critterposting 216230
Reposted by klungoTallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Russel the Hedgehog #critterposting 216530
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026of course the day i pay my mortgage our car dies forever. why not 110
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i remember when i first went to a concert and tshirts were 25$ and 16 year old me was like "wow that's expensive" and now i'm 38 and they cost 40$ and i am like "wow that's expensive" 000
Reposted by klungocringemaster supreme @punchyfakegamer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026#myart #fefw alright #nydinenation it’s our time 10968365
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026watching an episode of dateline where the lead detective bungled his job so badly they said he now works as a manager at mcdonalds 100
klungo @klungo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yeah it's ridiculous how long it takes to actually encounter him lmao. i just start drilling through the story at a certain point 010