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C. K. Harris

@kluitenb.bsky.social
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Nurse educator & PhD LGBTQIA+ health researcher (bi+ cancer prevention). 🩷💜💙 She/they. Spoonie. DFTBA. RCTID🌹 Views are my own and so forth. orcid.org/0009-0009-1587-1953

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13h
"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Ever had the feeling like you suddenly realized every crumb of perseverance & determination you ever scraped together the past mumblety years was actually being borrowed against your future resilience but the bill came due while you weren't looking & now both stores are depleted, or is that just me?
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, scuba is an acronym.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mistrial?! 😭
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Was really hoping this wasn’t why he was trending. Thanks for bringing beautiful things to the world. Rest easy.
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I am so happy that Mora got to start in tonight’s game, and gave us two more amazing goals worth remembering. Because of course he did. I would expect nothing less. Thanks for everything, Mora. You will be sorely missed. ❤️Gracias Pipe #RCTID (2/2)
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I became a soccer fan when the pandemic hit. Timbers Army by blood (thanks Mullett), I was always going to be a Timbers fan. And from the start, I singled out Felipe Mora as my favorite player. I chose well. (1/2)
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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
FULL TIME: TIMBERS 2 - 1 RSL Felipe Mora’s rescue act in his curtain call earns Portland all three points. Storybook ending for the legend, a fitting brace in his final performance in the green and gold. Gracias, Pipe. #RCTID
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Had he been in Aravena’s place for that missed header? He would have 1000% done it.
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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
NOOOOOO JACK HOW COULD YOU?!?!? #RCTID
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Felipe Mora leaving and Morgan Weaver returning in the same weekend is some wildly emotional stuff 😭 🌲 #RCTID 🌹
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
With myself in similar circumstances, I sincerely tell you ~✨best wishes✨
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is a Felipe Mora appreciation post. #RCTID
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m just saying, if you’re going to cherry pick “facts” for attack ads, at least stay on theme. Telling a woman that you don’t want to work with people over 40 is objectively not an example of sexism. Even if you underline the word woman. Like… do better.
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Norway!! ❤️
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My objective measure of how undeservedly underrated Supergirl is: Googling “Supergirl jacket” yields basically nothing
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
As an Argentina fan, I would have gladly accepted an upset from Cape Verde. They had an impressive run, and played a beautifully intense game against the reigning world champs. Amazing.
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
VAR is the devil
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
*releases the breath she didn’t realize she was holding* 🇺🇸
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This ref tho. 🚮
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sweden’s starting XI have the most creepy and unsettling player vignettes... Let’s go France!
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every time I open the app, Jerry has a new post dunking on NPR Curious how long he can keep this up
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Keep Goin Gazelle Popcorn Meme
Alt: Keep Goin Gazelle Popcorn Meme
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh noooo Zlatan’s not mad he’s just disappointed 😢 🇳🇱🧡
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
PARAGUAY!!!! VAMOS!!!!!! That was intense.
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ooh I have a water bottle like that
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Incidentally, one of my spoonie (chronic illness) tells is that I use spoons to open tab-topped cans
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Pantemis would still have stopped that.
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Boooooo
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dudes giving everyone a lecture on the concept of a free kick
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
LIONEL MESSI TIES MARTA AS THE ALL-TIME LEADING GOALSCORER IN WORLD CUP HISTORY WITH 17 GOALS 🐐⚽ Two of the greatest to ever play the game.
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Won’t someone please HYDRATE THEM?!
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Blaine Anderson (Darren Criss) Crying in Glee
ALT: Blaine Anderson (Darren Criss) Crying in Glee
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🐐
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s because they had just referred to him as the ✨little magic man✨
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Finn Surman is #2 on trending 🥲
The top trending searches on bluesky, showing New Zealand 1st, Finn Surman 2nd
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Finn Surman's header puts New Zealand on top 1-0
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
But anyway. Gotta give him his flowers 🌹 FINN SURMAN!!! Just beautiful. Stunning. Not even a tiny bit surprised. #RCTID
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Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
FINN SURMAN HAS SCORED A GOAL AT THE WORLD CUP! FINN SURMAN HAS SCORED A GOAL AT THE WORLD CUP! OH MY GODDDDDD #RCTID
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Alright - time for Surman to do decently well, but not well enough for anyone to notice And as I typed this, my statement was nullified
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Watching the career highlights flash across the desk is entertaining. Thierry Henry: World Cup winner, Leading goal scorer for Arsenal with 228 goals Zlatan: 7 Serie A titles, 12-time Swedish player of the year Lalas: Won an MLS cup once
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I hadn’t, but I just did and it was delightful
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
😂
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well that escalated quickly
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Finn Surman 🥲❤️
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Finn Surman! Let’s go!!
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Absolutely amazing. So happy for him, what an unbelievably wonderful day he must be having ❤️
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Coll 🩰💻📚🎢 @soarin-to-tower.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
you know how when you’re Not Doing Well the hyperfixation is just 🤌🤌
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s weird watching games alone. I wonder what my animals think has been happening all day to make me talk to myself incessantly and shout periodically out of nowhere
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Unexpected and adorable
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C. K. Harris @kluitenb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The crossbar is a paid actor
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