iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i’ve got a pint of chocolate fudge brownie on deck and probably some very overwrought journaling in my future, it’s the girl dinner night of dreams

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sometimes you drink half a bottle of champagne and eat a whole tube of salt and vinegar pringles whilst watching the grand tour and that, my friends, is the motherfucking luteal phase

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

should literally be illegal to make you pay for ad free streaming and then show “commercial messages” anyway

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why do we persist in failing to take eyebrows seriously enough in movies

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

that feeling when you specifically ask the company not to send back the engineer who broke your boiler and they send him anyway.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think we’ve missed a whimsical trick by calling it sunshine and a sun tan and not starshine and a star tan.

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I assume that as terfs are really so ultra dedicated to bathroom safety and security, they will now be going to war against the meta pervert glasses…

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

every time I pay a bill for the dog I think I’m in the wrong business, there’s gold in them there hills

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

couldn’t resist getting a flyer to have on the fridge

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My osteopath also offers osteopathy for dogs 🤷‍♀️

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

wild to think that in 20 years all the leftie uni students will still have silhouette posters and tshirts but instead of che it’s going to be zohran

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

it just seems very obvious that whilst there are active wildfires and personal water usage limitations in effect, no data centre should get water. if AI is really that amazing, that’s the first problem they can solve for themselves 🤷‍♀️

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

idk but “alexander skarsgard and he’s crazy good in bed and also an anthropomorphic basket” doesn’t even rise to the level of a hear me out, it’s a very clear smash and I would be sus on anyone who said otherwise

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

weirdly I think my favourite shot of the Odyssey is when he stands up and he has the dried seaweed stuck to his back because that’s a 100% Mediterranean sense memory that instantly kicked in and it made me feel very at home

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

apologies that I have introduced this longing into your life! There’s always next summer

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

security took a leather patched elbow to the face from someone with a mustache screaming about Morocco leather and vellum and have retreated to gather themselves

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

smash cut to epic puppy mill rescue videos except it’s aggrieved booksellers and antiquarians breaking into ai data centres and emerging with handfuls of first editions and rare tomes they delicately pass over fences into waiting fast vans and sanctuary in underground off-grid archives

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

it’s such a shame that I’m single because I just looked up all the details for a very last minute trip to see Jackie Chan’s Turandot at the Puccini Festival but I would require a second persons energy and finances to actually do it 😂

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

who’s out here producing actually good fizzy sour sweets? I have a craving

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

god forbid a merman tenderly entwines his tail with his merbuddy whilst they wrestle a fish idk, political correctness gone mad

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

“although constructed with the light timbers of a frigate, his movement was solemn as a ship of the line” European Magazine, November 1785 putting some respect on short kings

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

idk but “warrior men in the ancient world would never have experienced ptsd or battle fatigue” is a real “medieval peasant women can’t possibly have loved their children as much as we do now” kinda take.

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

yay andy burnham! already worse than keir starmer and it’s only day 1!

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I’ll just say this - within moments of appearing, Robert Pattinson does something with his tongue which is completely incidental to the scene but you understand everything about him in that second. Unbelievable character work honestly.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

At about 10 I read Mort because the skeleton on the cover was neat and I didn’t get at least 70% of it but I could physically feel my brain expanding and knew it was a very important experience I was having.

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

in anticipation of the Odyssey on its way, shout out to this book which I cannot adequately describe but it did something to my brain chemistry - it’s beautiful and thrilling and complicated and melancholy. highly recommended.

Photograph of the book The Mighty Dead: Why Homer Matters by Adam Nicolson.
Cover is Odysseus tied to the mast of his ship which his men row and a bird with a woman’s head swoops down on them, in the style of an Ancient Greek vase painting.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

remember when there was a movement to start referring to the foul stenching liquid that drips out the bottom of bins “farage”? and so the circle turns.

panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

oh, I just watch stuff about trying to make better shopping choices and alas butter wrappers have to be incinerated so you should look at getting tubs to go for recycling and I had a menty b that we are all going insane trying to find these tiny savings when they’re literally boiling us for money

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

oh yes that would be so lush!!!

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

not that you every get hardly any fucking butter anymore, the shrinkflating cunts

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Having an aneurysm as I’m getting told not to buy block butter because you can’t recycle the wrapper and they literally want to build a single data centre that will use the same as 50% of Scotland’s existing domestic energy usage FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE. I *need* butter, I don’t fucking need AI.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

😂 I genuinely could rant about this for ages, over an actual drink