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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 10h

I BEG YOUR ACTUAL FUCKING PARDON “Members of the seminal punk bands the Raincoats, the Slits, and X-Ray Spex will perform as a supergroup at a London festival next month.” www.electricbrixton.uk.com/events/god-s...

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God Save The Queens - 50 Years of She-Punk | Electric Brixton

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sometimes you drink half a bottle of champagne and eat a whole tube of salt and vinegar pringles whilst watching the grand tour and that, my friends, is the motherfucking luteal phase

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

should literally be illegal to make you pay for ad free streaming and then show “commercial messages” anyway

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why do we persist in failing to take eyebrows seriously enough in movies

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

that feeling when you specifically ask the company not to send back the engineer who broke your boiler and they send him anyway.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think we’ve missed a whimsical trick by calling it sunshine and a sun tan and not starshine and a star tan.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I assume that as terfs are really so ultra dedicated to bathroom safety and security, they will now be going to war against the meta pervert glasses…

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

wild to think that in 20 years all the leftie uni students will still have silhouette posters and tshirts but instead of che it’s going to be zohran

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

it just seems very obvious that whilst there are active wildfires and personal water usage limitations in effect, no data centre should get water. if AI is really that amazing, that’s the first problem they can solve for themselves 🤷‍♀️

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

idk but “alexander skarsgard and he’s crazy good in bed and also an anthropomorphic basket” doesn’t even rise to the level of a hear me out, it’s a very clear smash and I would be sus on anyone who said otherwise

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

weirdly I think my favourite shot of the Odyssey is when he stands up and he has the dried seaweed stuck to his back because that’s a 100% Mediterranean sense memory that instantly kicked in and it made me feel very at home

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

smash cut to epic puppy mill rescue videos except it’s aggrieved booksellers and antiquarians breaking into ai data centres and emerging with handfuls of first editions and rare tomes they delicately pass over fences into waiting fast vans and sanctuary in underground off-grid archives

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

it’s such a shame that I’m single because I just looked up all the details for a very last minute trip to see Jackie Chan’s Turandot at the Puccini Festival but I would require a second persons energy and finances to actually do it 😂

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

who’s out here producing actually good fizzy sour sweets? I have a craving

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

“although constructed with the light timbers of a frigate, his movement was solemn as a ship of the line” European Magazine, November 1785 putting some respect on short kings

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

idk but “warrior men in the ancient world would never have experienced ptsd or battle fatigue” is a real “medieval peasant women can’t possibly have loved their children as much as we do now” kinda take.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

yay andy burnham! already worse than keir starmer and it’s only day 1!

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I’ll just say this - within moments of appearing, Robert Pattinson does something with his tongue which is completely incidental to the scene but you understand everything about him in that second. Unbelievable character work honestly.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

in anticipation of the Odyssey on its way, shout out to this book which I cannot adequately describe but it did something to my brain chemistry - it’s beautiful and thrilling and complicated and melancholy. highly recommended.

Photograph of the book The Mighty Dead: Why Homer Matters by Adam Nicolson.
Cover is Odysseus tied to the mast of his ship which his men row and a bird with a woman’s head swoops down on them, in the style of an Ancient Greek vase painting.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

remember when there was a movement to start referring to the foul stenching liquid that drips out the bottom of bins “farage”? and so the circle turns.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Having an aneurysm as I’m getting told not to buy block butter because you can’t recycle the wrapper and they literally want to build a single data centre that will use the same as 50% of Scotland’s existing domestic energy usage FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE. I *need* butter, I don’t fucking need AI.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

welcome to my ted talk: why aperol spritz is a microcosm of the evils of late stage capitalism

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

just for interest, every planning official or council member who’s ever voted no on wind or solar farms but has voted yes to data centres should be put on a list somewhere. so where we know where we all stand.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

people think I’m hilarious for carrying a thermometer with me in these conditions but the warehouse just shut and sent everyone home innit

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I’d care if I thought Labour had learned anything about pandering to the right but otherwise it’s really just a change of curtains idk

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

never heard Figaro sung in English before and nearly loathed it as Figaro and Susanna trill don’t be suspicious at each other for half a scene

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Jean-Ralphio & Mona-Lisa: Don't Be Suspicious

ALT: Jean-Ralphio & Mona-Lisa: Don't Be Suspicious

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

becoming increasingly unhinged trying to understand my unpredictable food intolerances, currently working on • milk chocolate digestives during a waxing moon and/or when air pressure below 1000mbar

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

trump out here like some anti-matter Henry VIII, beefing with the Pope so hard it’s about to the undo the Reformation 🤷‍♀️

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

very limited sample size obvs but it seems to me like there’s been a sudden uptick in the amount of jd vance making speeches and getting headlines etc… curious

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

knobs to the bag, jane birkin will always have my heart for serving absolute cunt whilst fiendishly offing an equally ravishing diana rigg in evil under the sun whilst all wearing amazing hats. millinery and murder in the mediterranean, what a fever dream.

jane birkin sitting in a wicker chair. she is barefoot with a leg draped over the chair arm. she is wearing highly patterned layers and a giant sun hat

Diana Rigg sitting in a wicker chair. She is wearing a back and white patterned kimono style dress and a wide brimmed red woven hat with a pointed top

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

scammy market research call wanting to ask about dog insurance, and gazing my dog directly in the face I said “I don’t have a dog, sorry”. this is how judas must have felt in the garden. I’ve had to give her a venison chew as an apology.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

call me an old fashioned prude if you like but I simply do not wish to have protein in my coffee

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

just gonna be here watching artemis ii edits to harry styles and the greatest showman until splashdown time, don’t question it, i need to max out this serotonin

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

the sad late capitalism afternoon when the longer and more condescendingly tedious the meeting you are in, the more likely you’ll hit buy on some random trinket just to feel alive, and then someone says “just to circle back” and entirely kills your buzz

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

randomly watching some natgeo leopard special but man did the leopards quite wildly upstaged by this very elderly sloth bear who bumbles around trying to sniff out fruit which is a struggle because he’s so old now but I am rooting for him so hard and he just found a bush full of berries 😭😭😭😭😭

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

what’s with people leaving their washing on the line overnight man?! don’t you know you just have to rewash it again now that the night ghouls have put their fingers all over it?

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

feeling so goddamn european about the fact they’re going to the moon with an airbus

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I’m an AI hater, but my my the rank hypocrisy of companies inserting AI tools everywhere, sliming down staffing because of the productivity promises of AI, using AI for all their recruiting, then being appalled that people are using AI to keep up with their increased workloads or to apply for jobs 🧐

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

every day I wake and log into the hellscape, ready, willing and able to celebrate The Event, and yet every day The Event does not occur. but I will be here again tomorrow. one day will be our day.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

fundamentally there’s no reason I couldn’t be drinking wine in Venice right now so I’ve really let myself down on that front

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

from my kitchen observations: if you are having a soft boiled egg with soldiers, the burford buff shell integrity makes it a much superior egg to the burford brown in this use case

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

How can we so demonise ageing when we’ve happily reached an age where Andrew Garfield is playing soft-handsome Enid Blyton dads, is my point.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I dont usually hold with all these new flavour gimmicks in classic chocolate bars as they are broadly crap, but the mocha KitKat is a bit of a banger.

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

(also hi i was locked out of this app for like a million years due to my own inertia but have vaguely returned, please assume several months of absorbing the horrors etc)

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

my current theatre controversial opinion is that it’s harder to land a lady bracknell than it is a hamlet

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

for a tiny crumb of joy in your day, might I proffer this video of Danny Kaye, Nana Mouskouri, and Harry Belafonte singing together youtu.be/mGRDD5PJXsc?...

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Nana Mouskouri, Harry Belafonte and Danny Kaye / Opa Ni Na Nai - 1965

YouTube video by Enzo GD - Contribution

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panic at the disklo @kloklo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

leaving a book club feeling buoyed up by good chat and then immediately being swallowed alive by the shame gremlin that says you talked way too much and had too many opinions and you were an asshole and everyone hated you….. cool cool

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