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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Time for a Costco run with the old man! Can't wait to see the stares I get from people for wearing a mask! Gasp! Protection! So evil! How can I breath!? 🤣🤣🤣

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Homemade English muffins! House smells great! 😍

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ran out of English muffins so I figure I'll just make some? Stay tuned!

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Politics in BC have been wild lately 😅

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who the hell is charge of the Netflix layout?!? It's Friday! Let's see what's new. I had to click down 10 panels before I found the 'Newly Added' section. The 'Continue Watching' obviously makes sense. A recommendation panel makes sense. But Games? Several 'Because You Watched' panels. Why?!?!

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Made the boy child mini pizzas on naan for his school lunch today. Thought I could get away using a canned pizza sauce from Italy instead of thawing my homemade sauce. Nope. He came home asking why I sabotaged his lunch 😅 Guess my pizza sauce is pretty solid! 🍕

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ingredient only Beth did the shopping this morning and now snacky Beth wants a treat and everything requires effort. Defeated by myself! 😅

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The only country where they want to monitor military erections and high school periods. Such greatness.

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slow Saturday morning. Bobcaygeon by The Tragically Hip really hitting all the right notes at the moment. 🎶

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Heard my kid running back and fourth to the bathroom all night. But he never came to get me. This morning at 6:30 wake-up I get the 'I don't think I can go to class. I'm going to sh*t myself' 😅🤣 At least he isn't vomiting?

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Unhinged Bruno is my favourite 😅 #DWTS

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dancing With The Stars returns tonight with the most Millennial friendly casting ever. Haven't been this stoked for a season in ages! Eeek! 😍 #DWTS

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm tempted to hem my son's jeans but I know as soon as I do he'll grow 4 inches 🙃

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This seems like it should be shared a lot by folks on both sides of the border. Yikes. Sam Green is the Scooby Doo villain this morning!

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just read a comment on a baking post and this gal said she doesn't use her oven above 350° 🤨 This is a clear indication that she has no idea how to cook.

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Having to switch internet providers every few years is utterly ridiculous. Yet here I am. Fifty minutes on the phone. My last comment? 'I can call this number later this week when I cancel, correct?' F*CK!!! 🙃

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Took my AC out of my bedroom window this morning. I don't recall ever putting the AC away this early but it feels safe! The long range forecast feels and looks like fall! 🍂🪾🍁

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

As stoked as I am for the Zelda and Nintendo Directs this week, Level 5 is having moment on September 10th. Does this mean Professor Layton news?!? It better be. Literally have been waiting years. Will the news be another pushback release date? Probably 🤷‍♀️

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Picked up the Pelmans mini pierogis at Costco the other day. They are so good!! What a delightful little side dish! Hell I'd eat a bowl as a meal 🥟

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Those 3 overly ripe bananas on the kitchen island are about to live their best afterlife as banana bread. 🍌

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dental cleaning and check up done! Nothing like that fresh from the dentist clean. I'd get my teeth cleaned professionally every 3 months if I could! 😁

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Boychild: Mother. I need a dry erase marker. Me: Top of the fridge. What are you marking up? Boychild: I need to outline the 18th century Spanish empire. Me: Get to it. Have fun?

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you see this, post your get away vehicle.

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It gives me the ick when I see large companies use AI flyers. But seeing so many local and small businesses use it is even worse. What are you doing?! Why?!

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

From Optimus to Eeyore 💔

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Too many legends dying and not enough dictators.

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We've lost another icon 😔

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And now Tim Curry?!? Come on!!😭

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I love shopping with my earbuds at full blast. Bopping around to my dance tunes. Sunglasses on. I suspect my resting bitch face is going HARD. No fucks given. 😚🤩

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Meeting with a general surgeon today. Only because the student doctor I met with gave me more questions than answers. Telling me surgical consultation is up to me? What? How is this MY decision? Anywho, I took the consultation in hopes of being given medical advice and direction. Fingers crossed!

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Currently living as a 19th century European newbie Vampire. If you need me, I'll be making immoral decisions. Probably. It's been a few hours and while I AM still holding onto my humanity, being immoral and nihilistic is fun too.

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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 23/08/2026

A Message From The Government of Canada Regarding the US Trade War

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I found out way too late that there was a Renaissance Faire here this weekend. Sold out. You wanna bet your ass I will be there next year. Full costume. This is my jam! My people!! 😍

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I just saw a member of the male species comment 'Makeup is just another way for women to lie to men' Oh sweetie, you're wearing a ballcap and have a bushy beard. Literally the male equivalent to makeup 🤣

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

No deal is better than a shitty deal. Glad to see us walk away from the table ❤️

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A new season of Love Is Blind UK?! Love me some complicated, messy reality tv 😅

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Doomsday tickets acquired!! Eeek!

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Rheumatologist appointment this morning. I'm not overly fond of this new one but we'll see how this second appointment goes. At least I can hide behind a KN95 mask 😅

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It's quite impressive how dark and gloomy it is outside knowing it's 22° but feels like 28°. It is gross out there!

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Calling all Nasty Canadians who want to get Pete Hoekstra booted from the country! Click the link! You don't need to sign up for anything! Put your info in and click the confirmation email!

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Walking across freshly swept/mopped floors while barefoot is one of the BEST little things in life. Not a speck! Fu*k I love clean floors 😅🫧

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Beth @kleptokoala.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Pretty sure I have mastered the ultimate chicken tender recipe. And by master I mean watch several TikTok videos and wing it my own way 😍

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