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Klem Stump

@klemstump.bsky.social
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Like a single Croc. 🇺🇸🦅🍟 cohost of Legs & Eggs Podcast linktr.ee/legsandeggspod

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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s the way of the Shid
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Today is the anniversary of the first time I farted on my couch.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s the dirty laundry
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How does Don Henley have more monthly listeners on Spotify than Shidder Mob?!?
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
What? Again? Yes!We back, and we brought Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers podcast. It's Conspiro-spicy.
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Gennifer Flowers For Algernon | Legs & Eggs
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
We got some Johns Wayne in this one. That's not a person. It's two Johns, both Wayne. None Booth. Especially Seely Booth. There's a lot of singing in this one. and a LOT of @shiddermob.bsky.social
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Yeast In My Tater Chowder | Legs & Eggs
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Fupa Jones @fupajones.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This is Andrew Cuomo's New York City
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
He’s so Fuparific
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I used to watch Convoy all the time when I was a little kid.
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Tonight! 7:30 eastern! Join @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social for all the karaoke jams you never knew you needed! m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?ro...
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
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Fupa Jones @fupajones.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Suge Knight and Judge Judy star in SUGE JUDY
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Why is every movie about a woman during menopause “I’m gonna make a fair trade vegan lube and fuck some college boys” and not the much more inspiring “I’m gonna wear elastic waist pants and start an In The Heat of the Night substack”
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Bill Clinton was innocent
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I’d like to clarify some misinformation that has been going around lately. John Wayne Gacy was never on the set of In The Heat of The Night. He did not get chowder with his son. These rumors are false.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Was it Cuomo?
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
We’re winning the war on Christmas but we’re losing the war on Truck Month.
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
From visionary M Night Shyamalan… On June 22 1988 a Gay Vietnam Vet warned us to never forget
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
A new poem. Poem of the day. Poem of the week. All the poems in all the land come together to admire this poem. No one poets like Fupa Jones, the poet of record for all the poems that matter.
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il Papa
A Poem by The Poet Fupa Jones
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
There's a less than jake chance we mention you in this episode. We're your road map to pussy, baby. The treasure trail to One Eyed Willy. I'll be Mikey and you be Mouth.
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Do Balls Touch? | Legs & Eggs
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
But is he defiant?
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Singing is good for your heart. So is farting. You can do both tonight. Join us for some karaoke starting around 7pm.
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
There is only now. And @shiddermob.bsky.social . There is only now and Shidder Mob. Now and forever. Like CATS. Meow.
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There are 75 Elevators | Legs & Eggs
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Fupa Jones @fupajones.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Les Fuparables
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Looking for a good time? Sing some pervy songs with @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social it’s better than dry jacking on a humid day
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
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Fupa Jones @fupajones.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
See me Feel me Touch me Shid me
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Fupa Jones @fupajones.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
You know what else was approved for use in chickens?
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a cartoon character wearing a plaid jacket and a hat
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a plaid jacket and a hat
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
A message for all the lovers and all the haters and anyone who likes things sometimes.
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Shidder Mob @shiddermob.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Baby Micha's rules to Music Production 😈: 1. Loud = Good! 2. 4/4 Drum Rack (NO other note types!!) 3. Serum Presets!! 4. 1 View YouTube video for samples! -👶
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
You missed some good time fun. Honoring all the planes. It’s like 15 9/11s. Listen to @klemstump.bsky.social version of this classic 9/11 song.
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KlemStump just sang the song [Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)], how can the voice be so amazing?!
StarMaker, breaking barriers with the universal language of music!
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It tastes like pinesol
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Join the gang tonight for some hardcore karaoke. Come sing your favorite song! Or just listen to the smooth vocal styling or @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The only thing you need to watch is Gus. The 1976 classic about a football playing mule.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I hate that garbage bread.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I just got a new toilet. Come give it a test drive.
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Fupa Jones @fupajones.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I don't understand what contacting my representative and senators is going to do about anything. They're the ones allowing it to happen and the ones who don't like it are powerless to stop it.
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a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow
ALT: a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It’s Friday night! What does that mean? It means you’ll be singing your little hearts out with us tonight. Joining in The Loading Zone for some heartfelt karaoke. NO LOADS REFUSED!
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
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gooner, the only online New Yorker @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Because they’re both terrible?
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Legs & Eggs Podcast @legsandeggs.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
It’s a No Loads Refused Christmas Eve! Join us for some karaoke. It’s like truck month, only better. Tonight at 7pm.
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime. @fupajones.bsky.social is the feeling you get between your legs everyday. Merry Christmas!
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Need a last minute gift for your dad? I think I found it for you. You’re welcome.
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DIRTY BRIEFS - WHITE | Willy Chavarria
DIRTY UNDERWEAR by WILLY CHAVARRIA These briefs have been manufactured in Peru using the finest Pima cotton yarns and then hand-painted and distressed by artisans in California. This 'dirty' underwear...
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
NYC used to be called the Big Potato.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I have no idea how a finger puppet I bought 20 years ago for $2 has lasted this long, but it has.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This one makes me realize how lucky I am to have a mother that gets me.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
A new edition this year. No Loads were refused.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Pour one out for the Christmas Tree Shop.
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The Urban Outfitters Special Williamsburg Brooklyn, 2005
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Another one from Heather. This time a gift for @fupajones.bsky.social
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Klem Stump @klemstump.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This will never get old. And it always reminds me of the time Fupa’s uncle R.I.P’d Jeffrey Epstein on Facebook.
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