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KlearlyKristal

@klearlykristal.bsky.social
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Nadando entre lagunas de mi mente. Press Secretary, @thelafed.bsky.social (Posts are my own)✊🏽

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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 4h
Finallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! SPOOKY LAKE MONTH!!!!!
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Spooky Ghost Dance Animation
Alt: Spooky Ghost Dance Animation i
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 23h
Live look at me between the upstairs neighbors moving out after midnight wearing cement shoes and the LAPD helicopter circling overhead.
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Angry Donald Duck Can't Sleep
Alt: Angry Donald Duck Can't Sleep
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait, I need Daisy to share the 411 about Dale. A driver/server/task rabbit is exactly what I need. #RHONY
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me a Liverpool fan rn.
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Grinch's Evil Smile Transformation
Alt: Grinch's Evil Smile Transformation
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s about to be the first week of October and the 10 Day forecast for Los Angeles shows nothing but 90°+ weather. The way this planet is so fucked and the general public can’t be bothered to put down AI.
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Sandlot Ham: Baking Like a Toasted Cheeser
Alt: Sandlot Ham: Baking Like a Toasted Cheeser
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s bad enough that we’re currently suffering from an epidemic of people who no longer subscribe to the rules of the road. Especially people being completely oblivious to a dedicated turning lane cutting off people also waiting to turn BUT FOR A FUCKING CLANKER TO DO IT TO??!!!?!!!!
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Geez with Democrat AGs like these,who needs enemies?!
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have been WAITING for the day one of these losers texts me. ¡VIVA PALESTINA!
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
70% of my thoughts are occupied by this little guy.
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tried my first inclusion loaf! 🍞 Asiago Rosemary Garlic sourdough bread! Still needs to cool a few hours before we find out if it’s good! 🤞🏽
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pls god send the fucking asteroid.
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My most gorgeous loaf yet!!
A loaf of sourdough bread in a pan
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pls why was Jessel walking down the streets of New York City like this 😭 #RHONY
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Queen Clarice Julie Andrews: Don't Shlump
Alt: Queen Clarice Julie Andrews: Don't Shlump
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God bless collective bargaining agreements. Organize your workplace, folks and you too can bargain for a day off after working a federal holiday.
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don’t think my fellow Angelenos realize how humid it’s going to be tomorrow after all this rain today.
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Conceited's Iconic Pucker Face
ALT: Conceited's Iconic Pucker Face
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gosh darn parrots 🦜 so loud!!! Pls some of us need to sleep 🫩
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Angry Donald Duck Can't Sleep
Alt: Angry Donald Duck Can't Sleep
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The biggest irony of Labor Day as someone in the labor movement is that it’s not a day off. Quite the opposite and actually quite fucking stressful. 😩
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I AM TIRED OF LIVING IN THIS CAPITALIST SHIT HOLE SOCIETY TAILOR MADE FOR MARRIED MEN!WHEN AM I GOING TO HAVE TIME TO COOK OR EAT IF I HAVE TO WORK UNTIL 5 BE THE ONE TO TAKE MY CAR FOR AN OIL CHANGE WAIT 576 YEARS TO PICK IT UP SIT IN TRAFFIC WALK THE DOG & GET READY TO WORK AGAIN I’M ONLY 1 PERSON
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Alt: Crash out
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I AM TIRED OF SWEATING I DONT WANT TO SWEAT ANYMORE PLS WHY I LEFT DC AND THE MIDWEST ITS TOO MUCH SWEAT AND MOSQUITOES PAYING LA RENT PRICES FOR ALABAMA WEATHER MAKE IT STOP
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Screaming Female Rage
Alt: Screaming women from big little lies
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me walking around the Galleria sweating like a hog.
Ramona singer asking who is being cheap about the AC
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today’s the dayyyyyyyyyy FINALLY Coyote vs Acmeeeeeeee!
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Finding Nemo: Peach Says 'Today's The Day!'
Alt: Finding Nemo: Peach Says 'Today's The Day!'
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y’all not my parents evidently talking about me and my dad’s Apple Watch called me!!!!!!
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James Doakes Dexter
ALT: James Doakes Dexter
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not me actually believing Universidad del Perreo was gonna be a real institution and not a damn album 😓😭
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Tricking the Dog with a Toy
Alt: Tricking the Dog with a Toy
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Coyote vs ACME finallyyyyyyyy cannotttttttttttttttt waitttttttttttt
Screen shot of AMC confirmation page for Coyote vs ACME
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just saw a post where someone said Uptown Sinclair. Dear god pls send the asteroid ☄️.
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David Lynch Smoking
Alt: Man Smoking
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🫪 the 10-day forecast for Los Angeles… 🫩
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I'M Tired Of This Grandpa
Alt: I'M Tired Of This Grandpa
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This bald bozo is going to run my beautiful team into the ground WHYYYYYYY we’re already suffering enough with Mo gone.
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Pep Guardiola's Frustration in Football
Alt: Pep Guardiola's Frustration in Football
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s disgusting to me how much Mamdani is exploiting his position for personal gain*. ——————————— [*platforming Arsenal as much as possible]
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Taylor Farms should’ve been shuttered long ago; but we live in capitalist hell so these union busting oligarchs can keep poisoning us and harming workers with impunity.
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Noooooooooooonoooooooo not the Waymo mapping car in Lincoln Heights 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hideous Waymo vehicle waiting at a stoplight
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh to be a little fly buzzing around AIPAC HQ todayyyyy BUZZ BUZZ
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
90 days aways from turning 35.
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Spearhyunho Smoking a Cigarette
Alt: White man Smoking a Cigarette
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not me being picked to be Shop Steward!
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Point
Alt: White man in white shirt pointing at himself
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I AM TIRED OF THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMMERCIALS SICK OF THE GLP-1 ADS OMGGGGGGGG
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Ayasan the Cat
Alt: Screaming cat
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I couldn’t hold out any longer. I made a salad. Not bagged! From a head of romaine lettuce 🥬 that I peeled a few layers off of and washed very thoroughly. Now we pray.
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Praying Two Girls
Alt: Two Girls praying
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO WORLD CUP CHAMPS
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
VAMOOOOOSSSSSSSSS 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Now why are the muppets at this half time show?
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
CUCU CUCURELLA, SE COME UNA PAELLA CUCU CUCURELLA, SE BEBE UNA ESTRELLA MESSI TIEMBLA, QUE VIENE CUCURELLA MESSI TIEMBLA, QUE VIENE CUCURELLA MESSI TIEMBLA, TOMA UNA GALLETA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
Cucurella gato
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France during halftime
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Bugs Bunny Shakes Michael Jordan's Secret Stuff
Alt: Bugs Bunny Shakes Michael Jordan's Secret Stuff
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fascinating
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Hmmm
Alt: Hmmm
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Taylor Farms? The union busting Taylor Farms?
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Megan Finds Something Interesting
Alt: Megan Finds Something Interesting
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It smells like a hot garbage can in Los Angeles.
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Spongebob Squarepants Smells Stinky Garbage
Alt: Spongebob Squarepants Smells Stinky Garbage
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Spain vs Argentina. I’ve got my bootleg Fernando Torres jersey from 2010 on deck. Cucurella you know what you must do.
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Gillslawyer Dog Watches Spain Soccer
ALT: Gillslawyer Dog Watches Spain Soccer
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
GODDAMNIT ARGENTINA
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Boy Annoyed and Frustrated
Alt: Boy Annoyed and Frustrated
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Help I can’t stop singing CUCURELLA SE COME UNA PAELLA
Gato Cucurella cat wearing a curly long wig and a Spain jersey
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Puyol walked so Cucurella could run. This is a post about hair.
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Marc Cucurella Celebrates UEFA Euro 2024
Alt: Marc Cucurella Celebrates UEFA Euro 2024
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
Lamine Yamal’s little brother celebrating a Spanish goal
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love a dramatic plant. This was the state of my basil yesterday after a week with no water and now this morning.
Crispy wilted basilMiraculously alive basil
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KlearlyKristal @klearlykristal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is incredible.
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