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Klarion, The Witchboy

@klarion15.bsky.social
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The world is a weird, wild, and wonderful trashfire and I adore every second of it. Too dumb for New York, too ugly for L.A., proudly Pansexual.

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Ulrike @ulidig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"rainbow capitalism isn't a movement but it sure is a fucking canary"
Screenshot from Tumblr:
First, Tumblr user stopsignsworstenemy says, "i was going to do a rant about this before seeing this tweet but imma just leave this here" and shares a Bluesky screenshot from Sam (ABeardedPanda) which reads:
I have to say this leftist tendency to believe that if anyone profited anywhere from something it becomes inherently morally wrong is the dumbest shit in the world and is just arguing that perfect is the enemy of better.

Bluesky user Starfish Who Can't Thin... quote-skeets and adds:
Rainbow capitalism was good because the alternative we got wasn't rainbow socialism but "the guy who runs around being physically violent until Target removes all the gay stuff wins." 

Tumblr user arrows-for-pens "peer reviews" and quotes hashtags from Tumblr user @runawaymarbles:
#been saying for years #rainbow capitalism isn't a movement but it sure is a fucking canary
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They have a wall of saves???? If the folks who write for the show are watching, shoot me a message!!!
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
HBO/Paramount/etc reviving "GIRLS" (which is 15 years old, BTW!) is about as blaring-siren a culture signifier you could ask for that Millennial "Make it the Obama Years Again!" nostalgia-era is not only arrived but here "with a vengeance;" and it will consume EVERYTHING variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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‘Girls’ Shocker: Lena Dunham Sets Revival at HBO With Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, Jemima Kirke Returning
HBO is reviving 'Girls,' with Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, Jemima Kirke and Andrew Rannells returning.
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if anyone had actually given a shit about 'ethics in game journalism' the egregious examples were directly under their noses. but like all the fascist misdirection acts it inspired, gamergate was simply a premise to radicalize young men to the right by lathering outrage over a false premise
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14/10/2026
Listen: If you want to adapt a tragic story but you don't want it to be a tragedy, have you considered *not adapting that story?*
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 14/10/2026
Damn, the thing that sounded cool wasn't accurate. Too bad.
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DarkLordNecro, PNW Progressive @darklordnecro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14/10/2026
In my experience in America when people won't proudly tell you who they voted for, you know who they voted for.
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Honestly, I'm stoked. I was a little worried about what a Baywatch reboot would look like, but it appears they're carrying on the original's legacy of being absolutely ridiculous. They even included a classic tower explosion !
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Since this news source no longer acts like one—never gives source info, dates, etc on its posts, and just posts free-floating clickbait and ragebait—I really wish folks would stop sharing it.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social
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Zelensky on bombing the Russian data centers: "It's pretty clear where the bots were coming from." (Attached video of Zelenskyy speaking)
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t expect a Manos: The Hands of Fate cameo in the Exorcist: Martyrs trailer!
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Aotakana@COMM OPEN @aotakana.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A giantess is sitting and blocking the road. Tiny people are trapped in front of her huge feet.👣 “You're not going anywhere until you give me some treats!🍭🍩🍪” 🎃VGen commission(The limited Spooky Plan until Oct 31st) 🎃Comm from Koniko Nekomata #giantess #sizesky #sizedifference
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 09/10/2026
... damn this goes hard
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
Immigrant New Yorkers belong here. ICE does not. If you need help, call our free, confidential Immigration Legal Support Hotline at 1-800-354-0365 or dial 311 and say “Immigration Legal.” Help is here in your native language, no matter your immigration status. More info: nyc.gov/knowyourrights
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Know Your Rights: Federal Immigration Enforcement (ICE) - MOIA
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Zach, the Giant Goblin @sizeshifterzach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s always funny when a tiny tries to run Like, I don’t know where she thinks she can go At her size it’ll take hours to leave the living room, and that’s if I don’t just get up and squash her Oh well, at least the other is staying put, so she might be worth keeping #SizeSky
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Review - "THE SOCIAL RECKONING" (2026) youtu.be/H-bG8zyrdQs?...
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Review - THE SOCIAL RECKONING (2026)
YouTube video by moviebob
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Hellvetika 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧ @hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The butterfly that emerges from tipping alone.
Posing in a mirror
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Klarion, The Witchboy @klarion15.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kinktober 2nd 🎃 Monster
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Flirt, Tease, Kill! @flirtteasekill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LiLi St.Cyr
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Bias toward Modernism makes it hard to perceive how little public things—like designing postage stamps or National Park Service photographer stipends or spending the pittance of pre-DOGE NEA dollars on public programming—did something to cohere a nation.”
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Aotakana@COMM OPEN @aotakana.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks for the commission!👣(the limited spooky plan🎃🧙‍♀️)
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there will be pressure on Mike Johnson to try and pull some kind of assholery, but republicans (even the ones in their dgaf eras) apparently having a hard time wrapping their heads around the fact that the current speaker of the house will be just a rep from Louisiana at that point
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 08/10/2026
Until every last person who can act against them has thrown up their hands in surrender, then panicking because you're engulfed in your own helplessness means you need to talk to someone. You're of no use to anyone like this.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 08/10/2026
If that truly is the case, if you believe the people in power will act with impunity and violate every law and no one will stop them, then nothing you say or do will change it. Moreover, you've simply given up. We are in a deeply corrupt era, that's true. But not everyone has submitted.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 08/10/2026
I see people confronted with facts like this become apoplectic and say that they simply won't follow the law, they'll do whatever they want, etc, etc. Yet none of them think through the implications of what they're saying: that the law is completely dead and there is no longer a country.
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 7 // Sweet // fufufufu! #kinktober2026
Marie stands in from of a mirror. We see her flustered reflection and a part of her backside. She's uncharacteristically femme, wearing makeup, a bunny barrette and a babydoll. Pen, looking very pleased with herself and stroking her chin with a makeup brush, sits at Marie's feet - no doubt she's had a hand in this.
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Mistress Blunt @mistressblunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Leather weather
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president real @dweisenhower.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Monsters used the power of human souls to destroy the barrier and shrink all the humans, which Undyne is taking full advantage of. The once seemingly all-powerful humans are just toys now. #giantess #sizesky #furry #feet
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
free palestine
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of them got better, though. Which is why, apart from MAYBE Red Skull and Xu Wenwu, the MCU villain with the highest actual "murder count" is *probably* Elon Musk ("as himself" in 'Iron Man 2') - if we assume DOGE *also* happened and caused all those deaths there, too 🤔
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do think that ‘Hi-def video of horrible shit’ is our generation’s version of smoking or leaded gasoline tbh. As in it’s something that future generations will look back on and be appalled that we thought it was ok to have as an environmental hazard.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"we're only losing because the pussy bleeding hearts are making us follow the rules of war" is such a classic fascists-losing-a-war cope
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TOP 25% FANSLY | DariaDevious | Menu in Bio! 💜 @dariadevious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do as I command or there will be consequences.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look, "FRIENDS" was the biggest show on TV for 10 years and for 10 years I *hated* it; but I always understood "A lot of people who are not me like this" as just a simple fact. Seth MacFarlane's talking bear show being the top comedy on streaming should NOT be an impossible truth to comprehend 🙃
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Carl Ballard @carlballard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing is you don't need to do like a whole monologue about why harrassment is bad. You can just say "really?" in a disappointed voice or "come on, man."
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/09/2026
Seems bad, I dunno.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/09/2026
You don't have an inalienable right to be an antisocial dipshit because you're doomscrolling all day and it makes you feel terrible. There are no qualifiers to this. You are not released from the obligation to try to be decent just because Elon Musk is lighting the world on fire.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
There was a time when social media was actively useful to me as a writer because I could think out loud and yes we might disagree but aside from batshit right wingers, it was pretty chill But now people are wound up and feeling powerless and taking that out on each other
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 28/09/2026
This sums up my own experience in recent years. My theory is that there are so many genuine existential crises right now that people's instinct is to treat even low-stakes issues (movies! fandoms! personal preferences!) like existential crises. Makes having a normal conversation almost impossible.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
PAC (Benjamin Satterley) Passes Away
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PAC (Benjamin Satterley) Passes Away - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Benjamin Satterley, better known to wrestling fans as PAC in AEW, has passed away at the age of 40. 
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And there it is. 🤷‍♂️ Y'know what the downside is to "It was never really the apocalypse, just an opportunity for rich guys to score during some upheaval;" as outcomes go? "Apocalypse" is quick. THIS is going to play out for awhile.
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James M. Fraleigh @jamesmfraleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The lesbian bar and iced coffee memes we're watching with our own eyes are giving off nearly twice the meme radiation released by the Twitter dress. … And they will not stop. Not in a week. Not in a month. They will burn and spread their irony until the entire INTERNET is dead."
From 2019's Chernobyl miniseries, Jared Harris as Valery Legasov, a middle-aged white man with a high hairline, glasses, and a plain suit and tie and white shirt. He is speaking to someone off screen left at night with a floodlight behind him.
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