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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

@kksampodcast.bsky.social
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A horror movie comedy podcast! Kim and Ket takes turns telling each other the plot of horror movies and try to stay alive in them. Hilarity ensues!

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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Time for ep 345 and another installment of #SwitchbladeHeartheartheart Part of Strange Darling is out now! (Wherever you listen to podcasts) #horrormovies #StrangeDarling #Horrorwatch
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Things learned in our #patreon post-mortem yesterday: how many butts do spiders have? Why are cuckoos so cuckoo and how many times will the girls have to learn this before they learn this 🤣 #horrorwatch
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m. @mrh2197.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#Quotes
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Looooved this! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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Ep. 343 Oddity, Part 1: “The Tale of the Woodm’n”
Podcast Episode · Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe · 03/12/2025 · 1h 30m
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Nerd Horror @nerdhorror.com · 18/03/2025
#Irishhorror is one overlooked genre that needs more eyes on it. Aside from #horror films,( pronounced fill-im) if you’re Irish I just read #thecreeper by #amshine and it was a fun take on #folkhorror www.fangoria.com/new-wave-of-...
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The Irish New Wave Of Horror: 9 Films At The Forefront Of The Irish Horror Invasion
It's a good day to settle in with some Irish frights! Here's our updated watchlist of contemporary Eire-horror.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
OMG! I LOVE that you’re suggesting a movie for us to watch together! 😭🥹🥰
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Extremely important content alert!🚨
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Added to MY list! Dont steal it, Kim!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
This just felt like I was in good, warm, safe horror movie hands. Which is really weird way to say this movie was solid but you get the gist. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas”
Podcast Episode · Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe · 11/13/2019 · 2h 17m
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Yasss! It would take a lot more than this to give up a 400 yr old pub, for me. Also, did anyone try commiserating or talking to this poor bagheaded ghoul!? Like, she’s had a rough go of it these last 4 centuries! #BurnthePatriarchy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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Ep. 340 Baghead: “The Tale of Mrs. Baghead Burpsmap”
Podcast Episode · Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe · 02/19/2025 · 1h 47m
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
We did an episode on this one recently! So good! Ep 322 “The Tale of Baby Switchblade ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ “ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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Ep. 322 The Haunting in Connecticut “The Tale of Baby Switchblade Heart Heart Heart”
Podcast Episode · Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe · 10/16/2024 · 2h 35m
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The show #Evil is anything but. 🥹 S4E4 conversation between sister Andrea and Fr. Ignacio is just… 🥰🥹🥰
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Here’s a hint for our next movie. Were there two chains… or one? #iykyk 🤣
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
yeah Demi didn’t get the Oscar. but she has something better: The Substance is already a cult classic and a midnight movie. people will enjoy her and the movie again and again for years. that’s the beauty of horror movies. they’re eternal and so are the great performances in them.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Get ready for Part 2 of our telling of #TheSubstance. I’m sure it all works out just fine…
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
#Severance is #horror. Discuss.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Congrats, everyone—the Elon boycott is working! Reports indicate that Tesla inventory is swelling, especially with Cybertrucks piling up outside their factory. Keep the boycott going, and don’t forget—today is the Economic Blackout!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In honor of the passing of #MichelleTrachtenberg (boy, does this one hurt) here is all the way back at episode 20, when we covered #BlackChristmas (2006)😔
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20: Ep. 20 Black Christmas (2006): “The Tale of Baltimore County Mansion Brothels”
Ket tells Kim about the 2006 remake of Black Christmas starring Lacey Chabert,  Michelle Trachtenberg, and Oliver Hudson. We’ll learn about ancient pagan winter solstice rituals, the anatomy of eyebal...
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If we’re giving ALL the prestigious awards and #Oscars to #TheSubstance #coraliefargeat #demimoore & #margaretqualley (AS WE SHOULD!!!) then #ToniCollette gets a retroactive Oscar for #Hereditary IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME WE RECOGNIZED THE #Horror GENRE!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
#HotHorrorTip or maybe… life tip? If Dennis Quaid invites you out for shrimp… DON’T GO! Part 1 of Kim and Ket covering #TheSubstance drops tomorrow! 💉
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Adding these to the list!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Go 🦅
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#HotHorrorTip If your estranged Father leaves you a 400 yr old pub after he dies, you can go ahead and assume it haunted. All 400 yr old pubs are haunted. All.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
What if John Goodman’s character “Delbert” in Arachnophobia (KKSAM episode 336) is the origin story of his character in 10 Cloverfield Lane? (NEW! KKSAM episode dropping tomorrow!) 🫨 Discuss.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
T-minus 27 minutes until a minisode AND a post-mortem! Still time to join our #patreon to tune in and chat with us about various levels of nonsense.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I can’t stop thinking about #Buffythevampireslayer coming back. I’m rewatching for the bagoolionth time and I kinda wanna talk to @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social about every single episode before the new one starts! 🤔
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The news of SMG coming back as #Buffy is bringing me a level of joy I haven’t felt in MONTHS! We got some demons to slay, girl!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It was… harrowing.😩
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
#EarlyAccess for this week’s episode to our #Patreon Sammies just dropped!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
YOU GUYS WHAT IF I’M HIDING FROM A MURDERER AND THEN DO THAT THING WHERE I ACCIDENTALLY CHOKE ON MY OWN SALIVA AND INVOLUNTARILY COUGH LIKE A TODDLER AND GIVE AWAY MY POSITION. That would be so effing embarrassing. 😩
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It’s important that you only play body switch games once you and your group of friends have fully developed prefrontal cortexes and aren’t total dicks. #HotHorrorTips
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
About to tell @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social about a movie that will require a flow chart and diagram. No heavy pours tonight!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This episode on #Cuckoo demonstrates the danger of heavy pours. Yet our times demonstrate the necessity for them. Should make for an interesting 4 years of KKSAM 🙄🫠🍷
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I’m adding this to my repertoire tout suite! (Fun fact: this is one of the only things a remember from French class and even then I don’t recall the direct translation - just that it means right now)
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Oh boy will something like Promising Young Woman eff you right the eff up.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Stayed tuned for next week’s episode where the girls cover #Cuckoo and Ketryn had the dumbest string of consecutive minutes ever recorded in human history.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
New episode just dropped!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Just a little black kitty ASMR to start your day. Disregard the dirty windy, she’s a messy drinker… like her aunt Kim.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hi. If you’re a Nazi or a Nazi sympathizer, Kim and I have spent 6 years dreaming up fun ways to take you out. It’s the opening credits of a real life horror movie and we’re goddamn ready.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wild having a comedy podcast in the least funny time. Eff that weasel. If u don’t know what I’m talking about, google Hadron Weasel. I have thought of NOTHING but that g’damn weasel since @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social told me. Makes more sense than literally anything else happening. #weliveinahorrormovie
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Look who’s #3️⃣!!!!!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Come follow us over on #Rednote too! #TiktokRefugee
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Talking with our Patreon Sammies in our minisodes confirms that when the inevitable apocalypse arrives, surround me with Sammies. We got this. Move out the way.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This exchange almost broke me. Please for the love of Father Christmas, weigh in! 😭
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hahaha god that movie was a slog! How do you think Kim’s telling would have differed? As I said, this is FASCINATING
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It’s always so fascinating to me how our patrons decide who they want to tell which horror movie. Kim to Ket or Ket to Kim? It’s always sooo definitive! As if it’s the most obvious thing in the world and switching it around would be LUDICROUS! 🤣
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