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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

@kksampodcast.bsky.social
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A horror movie comedy podcast! Kim and Ket takes turns telling each other the plot of horror movies and try to stay alive in them. Hilarity ensues!

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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Time for ep 345 and another installment of #SwitchbladeHeartheartheart Part of Strange Darling is out now! (Wherever you listen to podcasts) #horrormovies #StrangeDarling #Horrorwatch
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Things learned in our #patreon post-mortem yesterday: how many butts do spiders have? Why are cuckoos so cuckoo and how many times will the girls have to learn this before they learn this 🤣 #horrorwatch
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m. @mrh2197.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#Quotes
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Nerd Horror @nerdhorror.com · 18/03/2025
#Irishhorror is one overlooked genre that needs more eyes on it. Aside from #horror films,( pronounced fill-im) if you’re Irish I just read #thecreeper by #amshine and it was a fun take on #folkhorror www.fangoria.com/new-wave-of-...
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The Irish New Wave Of Horror: 9 Films At The Forefront Of The Irish Horror Invasion
It's a good day to settle in with some Irish frights! Here's our updated watchlist of contemporary Eire-horror.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Extremely important content alert!🚨
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The show #Evil is anything but. 🥹 S4E4 conversation between sister Andrea and Fr. Ignacio is just… 🥰🥹🥰
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Here’s a hint for our next movie. Were there two chains… or one? #iykyk 🤣
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
yeah Demi didn’t get the Oscar. but she has something better: The Substance is already a cult classic and a midnight movie. people will enjoy her and the movie again and again for years. that’s the beauty of horror movies. they’re eternal and so are the great performances in them.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Get ready for Part 2 of our telling of #TheSubstance. I’m sure it all works out just fine…
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
#Severance is #horror. Discuss.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Congrats, everyone—the Elon boycott is working! Reports indicate that Tesla inventory is swelling, especially with Cybertrucks piling up outside their factory. Keep the boycott going, and don’t forget—today is the Economic Blackout!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In honor of the passing of #MichelleTrachtenberg (boy, does this one hurt) here is all the way back at episode 20, when we covered #BlackChristmas (2006)😔
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20: Ep. 20 Black Christmas (2006): “The Tale of Baltimore County Mansion Brothels”
Ket tells Kim about the 2006 remake of Black Christmas starring Lacey Chabert,  Michelle Trachtenberg, and Oliver Hudson. We’ll learn about ancient pagan winter solstice rituals, the anatomy of eyebal...
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If we’re giving ALL the prestigious awards and #Oscars to #TheSubstance #coraliefargeat #demimoore & #margaretqualley (AS WE SHOULD!!!) then #ToniCollette gets a retroactive Oscar for #Hereditary IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME WE RECOGNIZED THE #Horror GENRE!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
#HotHorrorTip or maybe… life tip? If Dennis Quaid invites you out for shrimp… DON’T GO! Part 1 of Kim and Ket covering #TheSubstance drops tomorrow! 💉
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#HotHorrorTip If your estranged Father leaves you a 400 yr old pub after he dies, you can go ahead and assume it haunted. All 400 yr old pubs are haunted. All.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
What if John Goodman’s character “Delbert” in Arachnophobia (KKSAM episode 336) is the origin story of his character in 10 Cloverfield Lane? (NEW! KKSAM episode dropping tomorrow!) 🫨 Discuss.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
T-minus 27 minutes until a minisode AND a post-mortem! Still time to join our #patreon to tune in and chat with us about various levels of nonsense.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I can’t stop thinking about #Buffythevampireslayer coming back. I’m rewatching for the bagoolionth time and I kinda wanna talk to @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social about every single episode before the new one starts! 🤔
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The news of SMG coming back as #Buffy is bringing me a level of joy I haven’t felt in MONTHS! We got some demons to slay, girl!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
#EarlyAccess for this week’s episode to our #Patreon Sammies just dropped!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
YOU GUYS WHAT IF I’M HIDING FROM A MURDERER AND THEN DO THAT THING WHERE I ACCIDENTALLY CHOKE ON MY OWN SALIVA AND INVOLUNTARILY COUGH LIKE A TODDLER AND GIVE AWAY MY POSITION. That would be so effing embarrassing. 😩
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It’s important that you only play body switch games once you and your group of friends have fully developed prefrontal cortexes and aren’t total dicks. #HotHorrorTips
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
About to tell @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social about a movie that will require a flow chart and diagram. No heavy pours tonight!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This episode on #Cuckoo demonstrates the danger of heavy pours. Yet our times demonstrate the necessity for them. Should make for an interesting 4 years of KKSAM 🙄🫠🍷
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Stayed tuned for next week’s episode where the girls cover #Cuckoo and Ketryn had the dumbest string of consecutive minutes ever recorded in human history.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
New episode just dropped!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Just a little black kitty ASMR to start your day. Disregard the dirty windy, she’s a messy drinker… like her aunt Kim.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hi. If you’re a Nazi or a Nazi sympathizer, Kim and I have spent 6 years dreaming up fun ways to take you out. It’s the opening credits of a real life horror movie and we’re goddamn ready.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wild having a comedy podcast in the least funny time. Eff that weasel. If u don’t know what I’m talking about, google Hadron Weasel. I have thought of NOTHING but that g’damn weasel since @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social told me. Makes more sense than literally anything else happening. #weliveinahorrormovie
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Look who’s #3️⃣!!!!!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Come follow us over on #Rednote too! #TiktokRefugee
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Talking with our Patreon Sammies in our minisodes confirms that when the inevitable apocalypse arrives, surround me with Sammies. We got this. Move out the way.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This exchange almost broke me. Please for the love of Father Christmas, weigh in! 😭
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It’s always so fascinating to me how our patrons decide who they want to tell which horror movie. Kim to Ket or Ket to Kim? It’s always sooo definitive! As if it’s the most obvious thing in the world and switching it around would be LUDICROUS! 🤣
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
There’s ANOTHER Friday the 13th in December… you know what THAT means! #Hint Kim and Ket are trading in Sleigh Bells for HELL’S Bells next week! 😈
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just recorded our first of two #HolidayHorror episodes voted on by our beloved #Patreon Sammies! ‘Tis the season!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#LateToTheParty I just started The Servant on Apple and I need to discuss!! Any other fashionably late viewers? Anyone else got a show they’re watching that they’re way behind the ball on?
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Wishing a Happy Post-Thanksgiving to all those who survived!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
New idea for a horror movie: woman goes on a homicidal killing spree on Thanksgiving when her can opener won’t goddamn work!! Based on a true story.
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Name: Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter Pronouns: shes/hers Location: your dark little hearts Passions: horror movies, making each other laugh, cats, dogs, each other.
Kim and Ket watching The Descent, live, with their patrons!
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Guys! What’s happening over here? What would you like to hear from us? I used to make dank memes for Twitter but haven’t in a while. Want us to post dumbass memes from our episodes over here that only make sense if you listen to the show???
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Revisiting Death Becomes Her. Kim and I GOTTA go as Madeline and Helen for Halloween one year! Who should be which?
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe @kksampodcast.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
… Nothin’ but BlueSky 🎶
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