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Kathryn Kinzel

@kkinzel.bsky.social
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Infectious disease epidemiologist, specializing in vaccines. A personal account where I yell into the void. Excessive gif user. she/they 🏳️‍🌈

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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Mom stawp taking pictures of ma BUTT”
An agouti-colored rabbit turning to face the camera
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I feel about this
Post author sitting inside an AFC Urgent Care, with a large window behind with the AFC logo
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dunno Amazon’s About Me is rather standard and a pretty good way to describe me.
The Amazon About Me page listing “Departments: Pandemic Supplies”, “Home & Family: Owns a twin bed”, “Interests and Hobbies: May track health metrics”, and “Home & Family: Has 2 adults”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Took a self care night alone in Boston and boy it was amazing.
Dr and Lady Glaucomflecken with the post author on stage of the Glaucomflecken show “Wife and Death”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I shit you not this is an actual conversation outlook had with me
An alert on a meeting invite draft saying “Could this meeting be 45 minutes? Try shortening it to give attendees a break between meetings.” with a button for “Shorten Meeting” and “Dismiss”Viva Insights on Outlook saying “Nice Work! You saved 15 minutes for yourself and over 1 hour for other participants. 

Try shortening your meeting to 30 minutes?”
And a button to “Shorten to 30 min”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dear election gods, please let this stand.
A screenshot showing primary election results for Norfolk and Suffolk (D), with incumbent Michael F. Rush with 49.1% of the vote (14,858 votes) and Persis S. Yu with 50.9% (15,404 votes).
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They popped over!
Six popovers expanding out of the muffin tin they were baked in
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stress lunchtime has also commenced
A massive bowl of bean salad with tomatoes and bell peppers
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stress baking has commenced
13 brownie cookies sitting on a sheet pan
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This separate butterfly was using the basil to rest on which meant that I could not harvest it.
A large basil plant with a folded black butterfly with orange and gray spots hanging from the bottom of a leaf
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m three administrative hours away from becoming a Certified Master Gardener and I cannot stress enough how much this program has helped my sanity over the past few months. Today I rescued a monarch caterpillar from a harvest bin and relocated it to a big tall milkweed plant.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just want you to know that this is how the thread appeared to me and it was the best thing to see this early in the morning.
Colin Carlson opining about making a very big gorilla, starting with the Covid-19 pandemic revealing exceptional vulnerabilities in biosecurity and ending with “Fuck, I made it through the whole thread without thinking of GCBR (gorilla could be really big)”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Man my table is messy, I should take photos with some sort of backdrop so that no one sees the mess WAIT OH MY GOD I KNOW THE PERFECT THING”
A closed pint mason jar full of tomato jam in front of a campaign flyer for Patrick Roath
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yesterday to decompress from knocking on doors I made pesto and this cherry tomato jam which is INCREDIBLE and took care of two pounds of tomatoes for me. Elections make me stress bake and cook so there will be more coming.
A pint mason jar filled with red tomato jam, top open
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Update: the kiddo is totally fine. Like, three hours later back to normal, running around the house, talking a lot, in zero discomfort. I’m glad the kids are alright, time to resume therapy with the bunny.
The author’s house bunny, blurry face and big ears coming towards the camera looking for food
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I dunno why the price for ear drops is so expensive but they felt good going in. Also watched an older woman struggle with the CVS touchscreens and when asked if she wanted to be vaccinated today said “NO! I’ve been vaccinated enough!” in the most stereotypical old woman voice possible. 😂
The author lying on their side on a brown couch, phone next to their head
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Drumroll! 🥁 Unspecified otitis externa! Good enough, she spent 60 seconds with me. Now I gotta go to the worse CVS ever to get my drops. (Addition of dexamethasone does improve successful treatment rates according to a lit review, Medscape tells me)
Your diagnosis for today’s visit is: 1) Unspecified otitis externa, left ear
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Here’s the good news, the 10th Amendment exists so many states will “consider” the need to update requirements and will reject the ask. There’s a lot in the EO which is just not feasible, but it’s not the right messaging for a time with *checks notes* an alarmingly large measles outbreak.
The Trump administration is preparing an executive order that would upend decades of federal guidance on which vaccines are administered to children and call for states to reconsider school vaccine requirements.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hahaha, yeah no, Misfits Market you need to get your act together, I’m not getting any diarrhea salad today.
A screenshot of the Misfits Market app showing a purported 20% discount on Taylor Farms Classic Caesar Salad kit
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I gardened in the morning in Wellesley and then decided this afternoon was the best time to repot the jade plant. This was a good idea, it was root bound. 😬
A tall jade plant in a mauve pot in front of a window
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We had a Division staff meeting today and our clinical nurse leader brought all these flowers. She then explained that these flowers represent the babies in the state who are alive because of the perinatal Hepatitis B prevention program instead of dying from HepB infection. Images are powerful.
Approximately 50 red, pink, and white roses in a glass vase on a table
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Drafting up the outline of my slides for the Division meeting this week. Can you tell that I am a millennial manager?
A picture of a PowerPoint slide with the header “IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH” and an image of four hot dogs with squiggles of mustard on them
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yeahhhhhhhh, um, I’m good.
An excerpt from an email reading “Welcome to ChatGPT! You’ve been selected to use ChatGPT because your leadership role can benefit from an AI-powered assistant. Let ChatGPT assist you with saving time”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Almost halfway through the CDC site visit and a friend dropped off a coffee with this lovely note.
An iced coffee from Starbucks with a cardboard sleeve, which has “❤️ FUCK RFK Jr. ❤️” written with a black marker
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Harry Enten, blink twice if you need to be saved.
Harry Enten points out a poll results showing a net favorability of -38 points of Benedict Arnold, someone who has been dead for quite some time.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I….what? What IS this, NYT!?
Headline: In Britain, July 4 Is Mostly Just a Saturday
Sub headline: Independence Day does not loom large in Britain’s public imagination, though cultural institutions did note the day and King Charles III issued a statement.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Recently read this and it was a nice fun queer romance
The cover art for Love & Other Disasters by Anita Kelly
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you need me, I’m inaccessible for a week, recharging in a happy place.
A picture of Fallen Leaf Lake, with a very blue sky above with some wispy clouds. Green hills rise on either side.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
*deep sigh*
A NYT notification reading “Flu Spreads at Texas Base” and “Nearly 160 troops have fallen ill at an Air Force base after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth lifted a flu vaccine mandate.”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I also watched the last five minutes of this game, cackling. Hubs: I think this says more about Curaçao than Germany Me: But the GOAL DIFFERENTIAL! Das ist gut.
Scoreline for FIFA World Cup, Group E, showing a final score of Germany 7, Curaçao 1
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sometimes you get a giggle when you are reading the Boston Globe online at 11pm
A headline reading “Cambridge Bluebike rider swarmed by turkeys had no idea the birds were capable of violence”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sitting in the nosebleeds to vote against Seth Moulton lol.
A picture of the Massachusetts Democratic Convention with a full convention center and large stage with large American flag as a backdrop.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
🫠🫠🫠🥵
The office thermostat reading 81.4 F at 10:12am
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Also, this should exempt me from all the pretend phishing emails for at least 6 months. I GOT A REAL ONE.
An email that says “Hi Kathryn, SIR0259186 has been marked complete and was closed with the below close notes. Close notes: Nice catch! This is a phishing message.”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s great to have a newly renovated office space with no functional HVAC system 😅 🫠
A white thermostat on a white office wall showing the room at 80.5 F at 8:45 in the morning.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Bunny butt Friday, which I shared to the chat in a work meeting today because it’s been a week
A rabbit loafing on the floor, back legs extended behind it and ears up
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Made it back to Boston and this city flips me a massive middle finger, breaking the luggage carousel.
A bag stuck on the baggage claim.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
At a conference and it is a little funny how I’m here testing out some new labels. Everyone here is super chill and also does not care lol.
A portion of the id badge showing she/they pronouns and a title of “Acting Director”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Recharging with my people.
A collection of stickers and pins on a red tablecloth, reading “Public Health is HOME”, “50 Years, One Mission. For the health of all.” and “Think. Teach. Do.”, all from the Boston University School of Public Health.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This comment is gone now but gave me a nice laugh this morning. Then a local Jan 6er told me that he couldn’t believe a libtard like me would be against a regulation and then threw in some cheap shots about drag queens and COVID-19 vaccines. It’s so wonderful to know I’m doing things right.
A Facebook comment from “ProductiveLizard8925” that reads “This is about as stupid as your hair cut.”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The greatest political debate (IMO) occurred in 1998 during the GOP Primary for US Senate in Vermont. Businessman Jack McMullen was up against dairy farmer Fred Tuttle. Fred had been featured in a satirical film in ‘96, whose premise was “small farmer elected to Congress”.
Cover art for Man with a Plan, featuring Fred Tuttle, an old dairy farmer, dressed like Uncle Sam with his hand on his heart and the US Congress building in the background.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hey BlueSky: chill. Public health experts, like public health guy, recognize the importance of informed discussion in medical care. Also, “just do it” is not an effective way to change behavior. There are a lot of parents with questions about vaccines and they should be addressed with compassion.
A blue sky post with an image of another blue sky post, stating “is because of people like this piece of shit with over 30K followers telling people “it’s OK if you question vaccines“ that we have children dying of preventable diseases“
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I legit lol’ed at the Quad God one. I have no idea if this type of messaging works for lay folk but I enjoyed these thoroughly.
A social media post from Vaccinate Your Family over a winter scene with the text “Did someone say, ‘Quad God?’” and an image of a syringe on the Olympic ice rink with the caption “MenACWY quadrivalent vaccine”A picture of a man dressed in all white on ice skates, skating on one foot with a large camera apparatus, with the caption “Your flu shot working behind the scenes to protect you this winter”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hang on is Trump still talking?
A text message preview that reads “BEFORE TRUMP’S SPEECH ENDS: Dems get 700% MATCHED donation (highest”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Attempting to snow blow the driveway mid-blizzard
Tintin and Snowy walk through a blizzard, with Tintin saying “Only one thing to do…go on.”
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Ok yeah that looks right
What appears to be at least 7” of snow over the driveway and landscape, with blowing snow.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
12:20am snow shot - not much yet. Let’s see, if it’s going to be as bad as they say…then I should have at least 8” at 8am.
A picture of a driveway with a coating of snow. Some snowflakes are visible falling from the sky.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Easily the best part of my day is the pre-bedtime pets.
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Apparently I’m a father now?? What a way to find out.
A text message from an international number that starts “Hi Dad! I hope everything’s going great with you. My phone stopped working, so I’m messaging you from a friend’s phone. Could you please text me at my new number, +1—“
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Kathryn Kinzel @kkinzel.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Look at this little chonk all flooped over.
A brown rabbit flopped over, hind legs jutting out behind it
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