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scrolling yt shorts and suddenly found myself confronted with a livestream of a guy peeling a fully raw egg with tweezers while clucking and yelling and then singing happy birthday what the fuck is going on

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 23h

i found old facebook posts from 10 years ago that i have NO MEMORY OF WHATSOEVER !!!!! of when i was really really really obsessed with fairy tail guys it was bad it was a really bad look for me. my whole family saw that shit. oh no

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i have been glued to my phone out of sheer anxiety and terror since last night <3 horrible sense of impending doom and i cannot calm down

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

when the fire department and police were here last night i was pacing around outside because i was freaking out and trying to stay out of their way, one of the firemen came to inspect the side of the house where i was pacing and said "how's it going" idk take a wild guess how it's going 😭😭

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my house still smells like electrical fire 12 hours later

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

guys i made the draft for that promosky post last night before The Incident and only just now woke up at 3 fuckin PM anyways BE SAFE AND DO NOT TRUST AN OLD ASS DUSTY ASS POWER STRIP

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

october #promosky ♡ kei, 22, she/they ♡ fom, sdv, warframe, cyberpunk 2077 (+ etc) ♡ violent vira, showing teeth, erra, thornhill, moodring (+ etc) ♡ crochet + general artsy stuff ♡ most of my posts are just various nonsense shitposts honestly lol kkeiii.straw.page

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kkeiii's strawpage

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hey guys my house almost burned down tonight. firefighters left about 20 minutes ago. do not fucking ignore it when your power and lights relentlessly flicker on and off for days straight

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

MARIO KART TOUR IS GONE WHAT

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my whole life i thought everyone drained their canned tuna before they ate it...... in the past week i have watched two people throw the whole can in the bowl, juices and all. genuinely what did i just watch

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

monster discontinuing those big ass screw top lo-carb cans is FUCKING CRAZY to me. super deep cut. i drank one of those every single day senior year of highschool because i had wildly upsetting untreated adhd (and i now pay the price for that daily decision with heart issues teehee)

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

remembering right before my endoscopy when the nurse looked up at me and i could see her trying to process how to break the news to me that i had an arrhythmia (i had already known this for over a decade)

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

do i need to make a sprout account ........ UGGGHHHH please say no

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"oh yeah haha i wanted to be friends with you way earlier i was just scared to express that" HEY. HEYYYY. I AM THE LEAST SCARY PERSON EVER WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT PLEASE WHAT IS HAPPENING HIIIII HIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! please

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

FINALLY GOT MY PERMIT AT 22 YEARS OLD (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

since this isn't any of my actual main crochet-centered accounts here's a lil peek at some pictures i took for a pattern i plan on releasing soon (i wrote it over a year ago </3)

a crocheted bookmark with two leaves on the end of it.
the book shown in the image is "the secret lives of color" by kassia st. clair

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

CANDY CORN TIME IS COMING GUYS I'm so excited i fucking love candy corn

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

why do bluetooth speakers always need to loudly announce their departure

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

keep seeing people saying "serj apparently could afford to be neutral on a moving train" except ..... making a song with ronnie fucking radke was a very ACTIVE decision and doesn't seem very neutral to me idk

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

manifesting I WILL GET A JOB SOON I WILL BE EMPLOYED I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEY I W

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

computa. computa open google.... computa ask google uhhh. how 2 not lose hope. uhhh -ai...... Please and thank u

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

lotus says change of plans Leave Nothing Alive and i say YES MA'AAAAAAM I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT !!!!!!

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

is it a hot/uneducated take if i say that concert venues with "limited seating" should keep seats open for disabled people who are attending.... and that it shouldn't be more expensive to use said seats...... idk don't kill me for this post I'm genuinely asking

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if u ever wanna make ur apple slices a little bit less healthy then i beg of u .... sprinkle a liiiittle salt on them ...... pretty pleeeeeease .............

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

writing crochet patterns is a nightmare </3 hence why i only have 3 up for use

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it doesn't matter how old i get i will always watch monster high and mlp. i will be 70 asking somebody to put on the rainbow horse show

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Aliza 🧡 @midweeksaturday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

there's a difference between being in bed and being on bed and each one has different rules that must be followed that still comply with the overarching bediquette

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ronnie radke fans are truly beyond my understanding in every conceivable way

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i have a surprising amount of mutuals/people i follow who post a lot about crk and i .......... know nothing absolutely 0 not a gosh darn god damn fuckin thing . But i do like seeing people being happy so that's all that matters

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i need surgery bad as fuck but unfortunately when i was referred to general surgery they made it confusing as fuck for a long time and then they said i couldn't schedule a consultation until i had an endoscopy

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the pcos experience of shaving off the mini beard that occasionally magically grows in literally overnight

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

there are few things more embarrassing than calling somewhere with a thousand different buildings and numbers only for the one you call to be like "yeah you're calling the wrong building lol we can't do shit for you + L + die + shit your pants"

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

guys guys wait guys. My color code says 69 widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

do any of u even know who my pfp/banner or whatever it's called is ...... like have i ever mentioned that or did i forget for the past like 2 years that I've actively had this account

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

had a dream that we made cinnamon rolls and they looked awesome but when i bit into one it was like fuckin rubber and i couldn't bite into it :((( And then i woke up aggressively chewing on my plushie

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i need to be more interactive on here i just seriously forget people on bsky actually Like interacting 😭😭 I'm used to people who get annoyed at any and all replies

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

pumpkin pie latte with my shitty breakfast this morning

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

somebody should let the lovely citizens of night city know that if you don't freak out, let all your brain cells leak out your asshole, and then jump into the street, THAT I WON'T HIT YOU GOING 130MPH AND YOU WON'T DIE <3

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

okay i know everyone wants to make jokes today about a certain event but very HARSH REMINDER that fuckass "we are charlie kirk" song is AI and any covers/remixes/idc are also either AI or just covers of what was made by AI. do not piss me off using that song just because you think "it's funny"

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I FINALLY REMEMBERED TO GET SCREENSHOTS

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the way my family (yes MULTIPLE of them) makes pb&js is ..... spreading the jam on top of the peanut butter. yes On The Peanut Butter. not on the other slice of bread. it is the messiest most inconvenient most disastrous shit I've ever watched. i think about this regularly

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

being hypermobile is genuinely hell :((( trying to crochet and I'm fine and my wrist doesn't even hurt but every time i yarn over/finish a stitch my wrist loudly fucking snaps. and i crochet Very Fast so it's constant and so goddamn annoying

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

get u a girl who calls u choomba (i love my wife)

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i need to get screenshots next time i play cyberpunk so i can show off my v and her outfits I'm Very Proud of my progress lmfao

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

a little late september #promosky ♡ kei, 22, she/they ♡ farming sim games (fom, sdv, etc) ♡ violent vira, showing teeth, erra, thornhill, moodring (+ etc) ♡ lots of cyberpunk 2077 lately .... lots and lots and lots ♡ most of my posts are just various nonsense shitposts honestly lol kkeiii.straw.page

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kkeiii's strawpage

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

didn't make a promosky post this month because i lowkey had a week-long mental breakdown but like ...... should i still do that or would i be wasting my time

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

listening to lofi is a weird experience bc it'll be fine and relaxing and then u get hit with a 1 billion minute long song that sounds like farty ultra repetitive elevator music interrupted every 2.7 seconds by the noise of a beeping that's always coming from the room over from you

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kei @kkeiii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

guys this was after I'd played for ~5 hours earlier today ..... i played cyberpunk for 12 fucking hours today. oh my god. Worth It

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