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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 3h

Spent like nearly a fucking hour trying to fight to big respectable retailer websites to just let me buy a fucking fitbit. What are we even doing here. Why has the enshittification hit absolutely everything to the point it's now hard to SPEND MONEY ffs

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 4h

Noel leeming being very weird and dodgy (they always are) showing a 'deal' price for an item but not the regular price (they literally ALWAYS DO THIS the online prices ALWAYS so 'NOW THIS PRICE' but NEVER tell you how much the 'regular' price is.. and now I can't even get the member sigb up voucher.

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Gavin Shoebridge @kiwiev.bsky.social · 7h

Enjoy 43 seconds of analogue, tactile goodness. 🫠

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 4h

Every year I am reminded I can't handle the heat when it starts to get warm again and I end up feeling sick for days. Got pretty close to needing to bail on work today in the middle of a big important training course because I was so hot I felt sick and dizzy and yuck and it was only like 19° 😅

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 7h

God I HATE when people assume everything is shared food. I bought those carrots for a reason! I picked them specially because those were the ones I wanted! Aaaah one week left just one fecking week

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 12h

UPDATE if someone could take it from Barrington to hornby would be just as useful

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19h

The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

bbc.com

Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger

The merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 19h

Ōtautahi peeps (and vicinity) long shot but would anyone possibly be able to drive a car from chch to timaru today or tomorrow? 🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏💜

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My stomach is VERY gurgly and it is making me rather nervous to go to bed uuuurgh

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Prof Ian Hall @ianhall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They have a point… ‘1.5°C to stay alive’: Pacific countries demand the world makes good on climate promises theconversation.com/1-5-c-to-sta...

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‘1.5°C to stay alive’: Pacific countries demand the world makes good on climate promises

There’s a strong desire for this Pacific meeting to spur the global summit to action.

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Darren Dahly @statsepi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They hounded Aaron Swartz to death for downloading papers from jstor but society is now supposed to just accept mass theft because this thing can write that TPS report *for* you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_S...

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Aaron Swartz - Wikipedia

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm glad I at least got a tasty cider and have kitkats to help get me through this ordeal

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

'Erica stanford is the best education minister we've ever had' all of the teachers would disagree with you

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

COME ON CHIPPY THAT WAS A FUCKING SET UP. BILLIONAIRES ARE MORALLY UNACCEPTABLE. STOP LICKING THEIR BOOTS YOU ARE ALSO NEVER GOING TO BE A BILLIONAIRE!!!

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

'In the next four years' has luxon forgotten he's in... new zealand and not the USA? or was that a hint that he wants to increase the govt terms?

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have to keep pausing it just to cope omg

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Omg just a couple of days ago I was having non buyers regret about an oodie romper... and now someone is selling one on fb!!! Many wants.

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

With both of them just saying 'that's not true, this is isn't true' how do we actually find out what is? Also... does luxon not understand the difference between two years and three years?

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

CL: When you drove inflation to 32% CH: it was 32% all around the world! CL, two minutes later: we can't control the price of petrol it's like that all over the world Hmmmmmm

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Man I don't know if I can do this. He's such a mooooroooon.

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

'220,000 jobs are on the way' what the fuck luxon, where on earth is that coming from? The jobs I mean. Where are the jobs coming from.

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One thing I hate about shared dinners is like shit I just wanna nap rn but I'm on dinner so I gotta sort that first 😭

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I keep refusing to be rushed by my work flatmates trying to leave in the morning because we have never been late and in fact we're often early and even today when I ended up dragging out 5 minutes later than we normally leave we're still 5 minutes early. Like chill out! Why in such a hurry!

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Eating most of a pack of peanut mnms for afternoon tea, as god intended.

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Facebook nz herald post about the green's transport policy and all the comments 'how are they going to pay for it' 'nothing's free!' How are national immune to this inane commentary?

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

God I am so fucking tired this morning

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Jennifer Ward @jenospeno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The entire Greens plan would cost around $23.9b: $21b for mass rapid transit & rail investments, $1.3b for capped & free fares, $75m for electric buses, $290m for councils to expand walking & biking spaces, $824m for public transport improvements & $406m for inter-regional buses. Better than RoNS ✅✅

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Damn I brought some wisteria in to add to the flowers in my room and my nose and eyes have been itchy ever since.. gonna have to toss them out before I even go to sleep I think or I'm not gonna have a very good sleep

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me: maybe it's time I get myself some pretty flowers lego *adds $500 worth of lego to my cart* hmm.. maybe a bit much... 😅

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One day I will have a nice big shower with a seat in it so I can. Sit in the shower. No I do NOT want to have a bath. I want to have a shower I just want to be able to sit. Staying upright is exhausting, especially some of the times I really need a shower.

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

'You're so independent!!!' Only because people keep LETTING ME TF DOWN

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got up to do my work washing and my flatmate has put his sheets in the machine but not actually turned it on like man what it is 11:30 do your freaking washing or leave the machine empty other people still also need to so laundry.

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The problem with having an anxiety fueled all night doomscroll is that you start feeling hungry because you haven't eaten for twelve hours (late lunch, no dinner) but also the anxiety is making the nausea so you don't really WANNA eat something and now it's hungry awkward uncomfortable sleep time

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I need to stop arguing with people who are too stupid to realise they're stupid

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I thought I had finally got vehicle transport for moving sorted out but one of my drivers has not replied in two days so I don't know where my car is and the other driver is getting annoyed about it and I'm just aaaah 😭😭😭

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm so sleepy and nauseous and just wanna stay on my bed finishing my audiobook but my friend is on his way over to catch up before I leave and I needa try be conscious. He said he could come here instead of meeting in town and I kinda don't wanna drive half an hour up the road but that feels rude.

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David Pattemore @dpattemore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey Bluesky New Zealand!! Can you help spread the message this weekend?! Yeah sure this is just one video, but so many people haven’t enrolled yet and don’t realise they are running out of time. Thank you! 🇳🇿

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me: I have this problem to solve and it's going to be very inconvenient and expensive but I'll figure it out Person: oh we can help *some weeks later* Person: it is now inconvenient for us to help and we're blaming you for it Me: *crying in the corner* This is why I don't fucking ask for help.

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rainy saturday morning, watching escape to the country on my couch in my dressing gown under a blanky, tempted to have a nap again even tho I've only been up for about an hour. Friend is coming over later and we're going to go out to a pub for lunch and a pint or two..

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I could get through my day EASIER because I wouldn't have to keep putting -ai on all my searches or trying to avoid hitting the copilot button that keeps popping up in everything's way or wondering if anything I'd just seen or read or heard was AI slop..

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And for tonight's trick, I will change into my pyjamas without getting off my bed.. then I am going to sleep until I wake up. Then after I've taken my meds god willing I will sleep some more. I am going to go to sleep until I wake up a second time. And then I will make more obscure movie references.

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love the bloopers in the credits that have the scenes without the music and it's people just shuffling uncomfortably in silence

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In one of the reports I was reading today, like yknow an actual government document, was the sentence 'access is from the 'pink house', which is currently painted green'.. and that's just wonderful. I love this phenomenon. We had the 'yellow dairy' where we went for big icecreams.. which turned blue

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026

i bring you love

a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I got the fancier fresh filled pasta from the supermarket tonight to have with my favourite pasta sauce and a glass of one my fav wines.. lovely way to spend a friday night ☺️

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Now I'm a GREEN dragon @kiwiwalrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Walked to the supermarket to get something for dinner with my little foldable pocket bag diligently in my pocket so of course it fell out on my way here 😭

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861

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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

social media is a nightmare these days, but i just need to say: the way you talk about strangers’ experiences of sexual assault tells the survivors in your real life whether or not you can be trusted with their stories and their safety. and there *are* survivors in your life, so don’t fuck it up.

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