kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026btw i'm living in scotland rn in case anyone is wondering, since close to four weeks ago. i am BUSY with studying and working on papers but i am having a wonderful time, everyone is really nice and i'm making a huge effort to join social events and ask people out to the movies and stuff 150
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i bought pickled jalapeños for my sandwiches. been making a lot of sandwiches because i've been watching that show, roll for sandwich. i could never do what that person does, i always make the same sandwich, but it's admirable. and sometimes you get an idea for an ingredient that could be nice! 010
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i walked through the soles in my shoes (i got shaped orthopaedic ones and apparently my own soles are angled in a way that the outer rim is just gone. it's been. two maybe three? months and now i just cramp when walking normally because the 'base' is irregular 000
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026so maybe after coming out of the cinema from a 3h movie i went to a different cinema to watch a second movie 110
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i flipped my mattress because you could tell where people had laid on it before me and inside the protective cover that came with it i found... a toenail... 🤢 000
Reposted by kaiLutavia 👾 @ 🇯🇵 @lutavia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the son of kaido 👹 enjoy the most indulgent shoot of my precious son yamato to celebrate my 1 year out from top surgery!!! HURRAY!!!! also i need to catch up on reading one piece...... cosplay made + worn by me 📷 honeyandheatherphoto (IG) 💇 vickiebane (IG) horn/hairpin STLs @dangerousladies.ca 414239
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i went to the beach around 11 the day before yesterday because the sky had suddenly cleared up and i wanted to watch the stars. casually took some pictures of the horizon to document what i was doing. watch stars, beautiful, have a great time. go back home. check my pictures. aurora borealis???? 120
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i went to the beach around 11 the day before yesterday because the sky had suddenly cleared up and i wanted to watch the stars. casually took some pictures of the horizon to document what i was doing. watch stars, beautiful, have a great time. go back home. check my pictures. aurora borealis???? 120
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thirty eight shops for golf supplies but not a single stick of cinnamon in this city 100
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026not even an hour here and most of the time was spent standing outside because my dorm is on fire 💀 010
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026and the cursing is much harsher somehow. translating shit as scheiße or bitch as schlampe or son of a bitch as hurensohn is really strange to me it's like they're upping every curse word's severity a tier or two 010
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026well i'm up tondate with shadows house. perhaps the worst chapter to catch up to hngdhd 000
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026fred durst is in this film. he has one line (i think) but he's basically a major side character and he's good. it's just hard to get over the fact that he's fred durst. 110
Reposted by kaimondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy 41134824150
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026had a nightmare that my master's 'class' was suddenly publicly ranked by grades and i was in last place (&the list deadnamed me) then i went on a boatride and was attacked by crocodile-birds. i make it out alive only to get made fun of about my 'bad' grades by random people on the street. 110
Reposted by kaiXploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it 85194994394
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i can be very productive with obligations but i need to put a person playing video games on with my phone or my body will sink into the ground from the weight of responsibility 010
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026my mom is on instagram and about every second post she shares with me is a scam or a lie and i keep having to do "i'm sorry to shatter your world but this giant squid on the beach is ai generated" "these aren't videos of shooting stars but space debris from an exploded rocket (still pretty cool!)" 030
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kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i went to get döner for my family and bc someone wanted fries we got a menu so i had to take a drink nobody would drink. so i took a can of coke. and it was fifa coke so a football player (who has amazing hair) is on it. and my dad (bald) was like "if i drink this do i grow hair like this" hndgdh 010
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i have the choice between viruses and animals and illegal weaponry i do not feel like there are 5 words there that rep me 😬 000
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026tb to when i was around eight and started eating the books i was reading while reading. i don't think i swallowed the paper but i sure was chewing on it 😭 i got caught and scolded after doing it for like a year, it was a geniune habit but idk where it came from at all 020
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i've been making various dishes that boil down to 'chicken and rice' recently. my parents love it bc there literally is nothing better than throwing a bunch of like cinnamon, cloves, bay leaves, cayenne, saffron, etc. in rice and letting it just do its thing (i made a biryani last week) 130
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i hate when they call sth "mentality". it just means whatever you need it to mean in that moment. determination. bravery. resilience. trickery. but it all becomes this vague slurry of a concept when everything that isn't done purely physically is called the same thing 010
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i remember that french spot where they digitally altered the female pros to look like male pros. wonder if that could've been an option to make the football look more convincing and more exciting maybe. probably too expensive in the long run. although it is apple tv who have a boatload of money lol 100
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i did my taxes for the first timestatic.klipy.comPunisher Skull: Pain Is ComingALT: Punisher Skull: Pain Is Coming 030
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026my paper is done maybe!!! omg i suffered so much with that but it's perhaps over which means i can go on to do all the other stuff i need to do 😭😭 130
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026actually reading star rail event story ONE TIME since like 7 updates ago and i'm hit with this garbage line 000
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i was absolutely useless yesterday and today and i was wondering why and thinking if i slept too little but then i realised my mom 'cleaned up' the guest room they're making me sleep in and put my vitamins somewhere so i haven't taken them. i probably just literally have no blood in me rn 💀💀💀 110
Reposted by kaimint @mintaii.bsky.social · 22/07/2026happy 10 years to witch hat atelier!!!! here's some art i made of it so far this year ◡̈ 162323972
Reposted by kaiDer Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 22/07/2026Brite wird von Freunden gehänselt, weil er noch nie Premierminister warder-postillon.comBrite wird von Freunden gehänselt, weil er noch nie Premierminister warLondon (dpo) - Er kann doch nichts dafür! Gordon Loomis aus London wird seit Wochen von seinen Freunden und Bekannten gehänselt, weil er als einziger 452368
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026i personally had basically no skin in the game tonight but good on saka for that hattrick, if anyone deserved it it was him 010
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026so what is this film about. heavy spoilers for the odyssey... thematically so i think it's worth skipping the thread if you were interested in watching. i know it's an old text but probably not every version has these themes 100
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026my nose is closed bc of allergies and i just cooked & ate leftover chicken that didn't smell bad in the way bad chicken smells (i think! i tried multiple times) but i'm sceptical so wish my stomach luck 000
Reposted by kaiMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it. 1356644179
Reposted by kaiAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is. 102125697356
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026me playing jackbox: i will get a good grade in being funny, which is normal to want and possible to achieve me writing a paper on incongruency theory: wow i can use this to get a good grade in being funny when i play jackbox next time, which is normal to want and possible to achieve 140
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026markus söder stellt im interview mit der heute show die mütterrente und gelder für die ärmsten und bedürftigsten unseres landes als sich einander ausschließend dar und behauptet dann, für die mütterrente einzustehen mache ihn zu robin hood. er nimmt den armen und gibt es den armen oder was? 110
kai @kiwibrot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026my mom: sees me put a thermometer in my mouth mom: so did this and that happen? can you tell me right now while you're measuring if you have a fever 010