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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men

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A menace, a bully, the worst person you know

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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before and after a friend's wedding tonight
Mirror selfie of your favorite menace in a slate blue dress with dark teal lace overlay at the skirt and straps, and slate blue heels onA mirror selfie of the self-same menace in the self-same dress, but now holding the heels in one hand and with multiple glowstick necklaces on
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hater Literary with this as the pfp
An illustration of a man sprawling in an armchair and holding a drink. He is reading a magazine titled MURDER, which has a ghost-devil coming out of it (labeled SATAN). Satan is pouring EVIL THOUGHTS into the the man from a bottle via a funnel. Beside the man is a pile of other magazines titled CRIME, LUSTY, GIRLIE, DETECTIVE, CONFESSION, and MEN ONLY. On the table to the man's other side is a BIBLE with cobwebs on it.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Concert fit from last night that earned me multiple compliments from The Youth in attendance
Mirror selfie of a non-local menace in an electric blue mesh crop top, blue, pink, yellow, and black miniskirt, and black lace cat ears. A silver purse in the shape of a star hangs cross-body.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have some tiny fixes to do, but she is essentially done 🙏🙏🙏
A slate blue dress with teal lace overlay at the skirt is on a dressform
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Big mood
A pixel-art version of the pokemon wooper is frowning. Below it is a text box that reads, "Not this".
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They got my ass 😔
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Forest green is such a good color on me
Selfie of your favorite vain wretch in a green two-piece swimsuit
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No it's wine-dark
Still from Mean Girls of the titular mean girls in a convertible, with top text "Get in the wine-dark sea, loser" and bottom text "We're many-turned and many-turning"
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Someone is very demanding this morning
A black cat squints at the camera in airplane ear mode as she gets scritches under the chin
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thinking of visual medium comfort characters was hard for me; I could rattle off a top ten list of book characters easy! But here goes:
Bill Cypher from Gravity FallsNanno from Girl From NowhereShawn and Gus from PsychNiles and Roz from Frasier
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In this house, we celebrate min min friday every day
Artemis, a black cat, closes her eyes and covers the bottom of her face with a curled paw. She is laying on a gray, floral couch (cover)Artemis stares at the camera, her body in a C shape, her paws arched in front of her with clawss slightly out
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Forgot to post it last night but I managed to fix the issues with my toile!!!
Mirror selfie of an absolute menace in a yellow, pink, green, and gray plaid crop topMirror selfie from the side of the same crop top
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The only time we put one on Artemis is when we go out of town, since my mom is the one who catsits for us and running to catch an escaped cat is not exactly in her wheelhouse these days. She (Artemis) is extremely tolerant but will scratch at it every time the tag jingles lol
A black cat stares up at the ceiling. She has on a rainbow paint-splatter design collar
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Good news: I'm still very, very hot
Selfie of your favorite menace in a blue bikini top and wearing a gold necklace that says "VIOLENCE"
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It is Ophi's birthday today so he wore his bday bandana to daycare and they put a party hat on him 😭😭😭
Ophi, a tan dog witg floppy ears, lounges on a blue table next to a cgalkboard that reads "Happy 7th Birthday Ophion". He has on a light blue and white pinstriped bandana and a blue party hat with colorful baubles around the baseA close up of a rather morose looking Ophi, still in his party hat
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's vain to say I look fine af but I mean,,,,,, I look fine af
Mirror selfie of your favorite menace in a blue sundresd and black platform wedge sandals with ankle ties. I have on a small blue resin necklace and my hair is unruly in a black flower clip.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Important update:
Mirror selfie of your favorite, if pathetic and desperate, menace in her home gym wearing a blue sports bra and charcoal grey shorts. I have one bicep flexed and my face is out of frame; I am posed next to a heavy bag I tried to kick my angst into
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I did look mighty fine today
Mirror selfie of your favorite menace in a green, long-sleeved blouse and a midi length black skirt with white polka dots. My shoes are green peep toe platform sandals with an ankle strap
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Work is really testing me today
Pink background with the text "current threat level is violet; your co-workers are intolerable"
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Made these overalls and am devastated to report that doing all the pressing you're supposed to DOES make a huge difference in the final product
A photo collage of mirror selfies. Your local menace is wearing a handmade set of white cotton overalls. The pants hit mid-calf and the straps tie in the backPhoto of white cotton overalls hanging in front of a full-length mirrorClose-up of the pants hem, which has been top-stitched with a Greek key motif
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I have an audience for my workout today
A black cat sits behind a fence-style doggy gate. Her eyes are large for she yearns to enter the garage
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is why you don't let your husband who has only ever played volleyball in gym class inflate the ball lmao
Picture of a forearm covered in bruises and petechiae
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Loooooook at these cute little heels my mom found for me!!!
A pair of beige peep-toe kitten heels. They are translucent with a sparkly open oval motif across the body
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Paint me a cavernous waste shore Cast in the unstilled Cyclades, Paint me the bold anfractuous rocks Faced by the snarled and yelping seas.
Angled mirror selfie of this wretched creature wearing a red crop top and earthen shorts. Both items of clothing have five buttons going down the front.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man, You cannot say, or guess, for you know only A heap of broken images, where the sun beats, And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief, And the dry stone no sound of water.
Mirror selfie of the vainest menace you know in a black button up with rolled sleeves, burnt umber skirt with a sunflower motif, and black heels with an ankle strap. One hand is splayed out in saintly posture, that you may fall to your knees and pray for relief
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It is such a delight to learn someone I know is also demi bc I rarely get to share my memes about it
Still from a video game (don't ask which one, idk) of a handsome man staring suspiciously with a screenshot of a tweet overlaid that says "Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first"Meme of some guy from Star Wars looking sassily at the camera with the text "Another day of being a slut in theory but never in practice" in WordArt overlaid and in smaller, normal print in the corner "(it's not the jedi way)"Meme of a polygonal frog with the text "Yeah, I'm demi" at the top. To the left is an acrostic: Definitely Evading My Internal struggles
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tried out a new makeup style today and I quite like it!
Mirror selfie of your favorite menace in a blue gingham dress with spaghetti straps, face at a 3/4 angle. Makeup is light. Pinky taupe eye shadow, brown eyeliner, natural shade lipstick.Mirror selfie of your favorite menace, same as the other but with the angle more head-on
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The fact that I (very likely) will have reason to use this meme again
Meme from that gangster movie of the guy saying "look how they massacred my Cathy"
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Raf, look at your extraordinarily big boi!!!! The cover is even more gorgeous in person 😍 @rtorrubia.com
A hardcover copy of The Shipwright and the Shroudweaver by Rafael TorrubiaSide view of a hardcover copy of The Shipwright and the Shroudweaver by Rafael Torrubia
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This week's mani in different lighting to show off its range: ILNP Utopia, 3 coats
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I got so many compliments today, honestly such a good reminder that putting in effort is sometimes worth it
Mirror selfie of your favorite menace wearing black mary janes and a black tee tucked into a red and black plaid mini skirt. The lipstick is bright red, the eye shadow is smoky, and the hair is tousled in a side part. In case you're wondering, THIS is what showing off looks like
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This week's mani: ILNP Spring Bouquet, 2 coats
Picture of my nails painted with ILNP Spring Bouquet, against a dusty purple long sleeve
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is the top I was wearing when my SIL said I should be in a Beyonce music vidro, so like. Objectively very hot. The sapphics have spoken.
A mirror selfie of your local menace in a dusky lavender crop top and black sweatpants
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This pic is a little too sexy to post but I mean come on. Look how beautifully I folded this folded sheet
A folded fitted sheet, light green in color with a white floral pattern, on a dark gray ottoman
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My hair looks so cute like this I have a hard time wanting to do anything else with it
A back-of-the-head mirror selfie of your local menace. My hair is in a half-up style with a light blue lace bow with long tails.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Meawhile, in my area we are apparently already approaching 90
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Hand sewed myself some pajamas
A mirror selfie of your favorite menace in aqua pajamas—a tank top and shorts—in a messy guest bedroom
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Only had 3 breakdowns getting everything done in time for xmas dinner tonight, which I think is pretty impressive considering how poorly everything went and I wrecked my manicure
Your favorite menace pouting for a mirror selfie in a green dress and red knee high socks
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I would have actually done something with my hair for the company holiday party but time was my nemesis Also no one is allowed to judge how messy the background is, I'm making a quilt and it's an ENDEAVOR
Local menace in an above-the-knee green velvet dress with silver sparkly dangles on the hem. I'm also wearing a black sheer capelet with silver sequin designs, and have on silver ankle-strap heels with bows across the top
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
If making this shirt hadn't been such a pain in the ass, I would make a version in every color known to man
A bathroom selfie of your favorite monster. I am wearing light blue jeans and a longsleeved, teal velvet shirt. My husband is passing by in the background, cryptid-like.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Meme stating "most important events in history" above a timeline labeled "long ago" on the left and "2025" on the right. Just after "long ago" is an image of fire labeled as such; beside that, a wheel also labeled as such. The rest of the timeline is empty until an image of mega victreebel (you guessed it, also labeled as such) next to "2025"A beautiful pink and blue pastel image of three dolphins, with "The Brothers Karamazov" top centerA brown horse with a white blaze marking and blue eyes stares directly at you. The phrase "valid to eat fingers" is written 3 times centered over the image, ominously on top of each otherA piece of chocolate cake with chocolate icing. The word "cum" is written atop it in white icing. The perils of Spanish
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Is it better to smell the flowers??? Or the bread??? One is a dreamer. One is fiscally minded. You choose your path in life
A tan dog sniffs a bouquet of rosesA black cat sniffs a piece of bread. Wait I think it's actually a peach. Fuck. My joke looks dumb now. Thanks stupid peach that looks like bread to my weak eyes
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Oh yeah this bathroom is grungy as fuuuuuck
A mirror selfie of me, your favorite monster. I'm wearing a silver crop top over a black corset with white constellation designs, and a black pleated miniskirt and black high-heeled, lace-up boots. The bathroom is a noxious shade of green and the wood floors are stained to hell
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Run, you are in danger (of moving) (to California)
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The art + the artist
A white board that says "As sweet as watermelon..." in the top left corner, with a painted-on green rind on the right half. A pink pawprint is situated within the rind. Underneath, it says "Ophion ❤️"Ophion (aka Ophi" sits on a blue step. He is looking toward the camera with his tongue peeking out.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Some might say I have too many stuffies... I say there is room for more
8 stuffies of varying sizes piled on a bed. They take up as much space as a person.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Almost criminal how cute this guy is
A tan dog with a white muzzle and dark spots around his eyes stares up at the camera with a painfully precious expression. He is sitting on a blue step at his doggy daycare
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Just for you 😘
Selfie of your favorite menace in a black sleeveless mock turtleneck. My longish brown hair is curling over my shoulders and I am smiling in a way that says I know I look good
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Day 2 at the beach
A picture of the beach. The sky is very blue with wispy clouds. There is a blue, grey and white striped beach towel laid out in the sun. Clusters of people play in the water or lounge under an umbrella in the distance.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Looking so cute both the girls at Ophi's daycare and my neighbor felt the need to let me know
Me, the menace of a lifetime, taking a mirror selfie. I'm wearinf a black floral dress and grey booties
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