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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I HAVE A PROTOGEN KIT GUYS OH MY FICKIMG GOD ITS HAPPENING (I still need so many things)

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

More common than one might think But fr why are most guys not vocal man, it’s hot 😵‍💫

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Broooo dream lore dump time: So in this dream tonight I was on a chivalry 2 map called Galencourt (Pictured). I was on the blue team, and we were hiding out on the boats at the bottom left of the pic! A ton of people got slaughtered, our team got pushed back. I hid behind some boxes on the furthest

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Made gingerbread :3 God I love baking I just don’t know what to do with the food (I feel pick-me when giving it away 😭) I hope work friends like

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Y’all ever wonder if you could… these things?

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Zoom into img 1 and that’s how your year will go I got classroom sex which is wild because the classrooms on my campus are like really open

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Saw someone with this unfortunately named woodworking shirt…

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Phew thought I wasn’t a real furry for a second (I’m actually surprised how few of these I have, I want a protogen fursuit so fucking bad oh my *god*) >~<

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

No go :,c - Vibes are ABSOLUTELY good for penis as well - yikyak smut page is so thirsty I love it - ✨ oral fixation ✨ - Man bottom prep sucks Merry crisis and let’s hope this new year goes well! (And maybe I’ll find the right person too!) Anyways,

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Had Siri record this banger for me while I was driving home from college: I love how it caught every word perfectly

An iPhone notes page that says: make a blue sky post that goes something like every time you see a bright white head light user you unbuckle your seatbelt just in case you drift into their lane because you can’t see you can go onto their windshield and attack them

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

One like one answer :3 Just curious to see how far this’ll get

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

To be completely fair this is hard to take any way other than flirty to be so fr

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I love how sweat pants just have infinitely deep pockets it makes me feel like doctor who when I can fit a whole iPad and it’s stand in one pocket with barely a noticeable bulge

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Man - I’m disappointed Like is my top word

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Dude idk if I have a praise kink necessarily or if I just like compliments but this would go hard

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I have several folks in mind for this one chiefs

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

My three options for this fucking wordle were “Bound, Sound, and Pound” (And wound but that isn’t funny)

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Chat, my phone is trying to auto correct my keyboard bottom smashes… I’m cooked aren’t I? Sjdndnfcj

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I just got my outrotation to the ER in clinicals today!!!! I saw some really cool and also really sad things - here’s the coolest thing I saw today:

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

It’s funny how accurate this is because I usually have my sleeves pulled up, but also frequently have them around my thumbs-

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Nail / finger biters: are these the three areas on your thumbs that you focus on as well? Sorry I got distracted while taking the picture

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Ohnoooooo scanners are too sensitive nowadays :3c

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

It’s “the voice™️”!!! God it’s so fucking hottt I love hearing it and using the voice so damn much I just melt

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

YikYak smut page is so fucking funny sometimes “I eat pussy off the bone, it’s simple really” and then other times it’s the hottest thing I’ve ever read and oh my god I want a guy to do that or for me to do that:

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

I was gonna joke about this but then I realized that I do in fact have names for my plushies Tiger kitty - plush tiger that I’ve kept with me since I was a baby all the way to college Lion kitty - Goofy lion mf No I was not a creative person, but I don’t have four lmfao

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Me I’m the Pixar I Lookin for that lamp like I’m a moth

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Official Cloak Brand big tiddy markiplier wall blanket please get me through this headache

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

🎨: @fent.bsky.social (They just posted this today, but nothing here, I’ll delete this if you post it on bsky too :3) BRO I don’t think I’ve seen anyone accurately represent the shirt pull before 😭 Also very hot :3

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Why the FUCK is he staring at me like that

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

I missed having a car on campus - I’m so happy I get icecream trips now

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

I wanna post more but I don’t have ideas so take stolen meme from Twitter

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Man I wish I had another room or bed or something to lay down in because I’m sick and depresso but roommate and gf love being in our room so I’m just sitting at my desk like:

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