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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat

@kittenbeard.bsky.social
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Yippeeeeee 20m 🔞- Furry (Avid UwU-er) - Pansexual (OwO) - Gamer (Ask me for my steam :] ) No art is mine!! If we’re chill I’m also in discord for chatting 🫶 (I’m in Maine btw) NSFW acc! No Minors! Vibing ig :3

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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Phew that was a good cry. Genuinely haven’t in a little while, this time I started reminiscing about childhood holidays. I miss being able to decorate a tree, the sounds, smells, smiling faces, the goofy music my dad would play… I miss just the memories of being a happy family, they seem rare now.
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Fun planned :3
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Definitely didn’t just excuse myself from family time to punch the fuck out of a suitcase and make my knuckles bleed because of how pissed off my mom just made me. Her fuse is so fucking short it’s impossible to ever give suggestions for how to handle the dog not listening without her blowing up.
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I feel SO bad I may or may not have dislodged her IUD… TWICE in the last month or two - If I ever meet her doc she is gonna be mad at me
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I didn’t realize for a while thag the whole “Make it so she can’t walk the next day” is an actual thing until the first time 😭 She genuinely couldn’t go to the campus store after and I had to go for her sjdnnffnfnf
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
CHAT SHES AS FREAKY AS ME She definitely didn’t send me a long long message about somno and what she’d want to do to me definitely not oh my god I melt
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Wow… I’m kinda decent at writing horny according to this girl because she is now “Hot and throbbing” and she’s mad because I’m not there to help out hsndfnfnfnfnnfnc WHOOPS
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Sometimes I have to wonder if I have every been hit on and just never realized it… I mean I was pretty oblivious that the cuddles and Lego time was actually a gal hitting on me until she started to kiss my shirt while cuddling LMFAO
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I just had a GREAT horny dream for like the first time in an absurdly long time- It was just a really intimate night and included a lot of fingering and clit massage and it was just really fucking nice shdnfjfffc
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Cried for the first time in a WHILE last night, felt good… I miss home and am overwhelmed by assignments TwT
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Pop rocks don’t feel like anything in a BJ btw I have done the research (she begged me to let her try 😭)
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Heard on the tv in passing “He likes to watch his victims pass out again and again” and my horrible ass said “Me too as long as they promise to do it back to me~”
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I do not feel mentally well Think I’m in another rutt or something I just want one morning where there is no screaming.
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I fucking want to like pvp on sea of thieves. I fucking want to. Instead I’m here picking at my skin anxiously, screaming swears constantly, and feeling like I’m boiling alive. I just want to get the cool ghost skin, man. I need to go put a bandaid on now.
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
God I wish slimes existed irl and weren’t the dissolving kind… no reason.
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I apparently bruised her boobs because of how she liked me squeezing them-
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Dude it’s always when I am so deep into the sauce of a smut story or comic that someone knocks on the door or comes in fuck
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Also ego boost that she says I’m the biggest she’s had :3
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Guh sex is tiring I feel heavy
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
DUDE we made out again (less teeth this time 💀) and when I tell you how turned on I was jfc
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Chat I just made out for the first time Also my first kiss
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
So after building legos for a few hours today she played with my hair for a while and then laid on my legs and we watched tiktoks with eachother Guh
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Dude it would be so cool
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Dude I still feel like it’s in me it’s been all day since I took it out 💀
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Sleeping with a plug in was fuuuuuuun :3 Plus waking up to a vibe alarm too lmfao
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Dude my Demi ass CANNOT handle this girl I’ve been building legos with holy hell Like she has anxiety and touching hair calms her down so she’s just sitting there infront of me playing with my hair n shit while I’m assembling legos And then later on she was laying in my lap after we finished legos
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𝓕𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 ✦ 𝚟𝚐𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 @fablefulart.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Just some nice little art. Enjoy 🤍 🧵 (1/3) Original words were from @deiloh who worded it loads better than I could. I just wanted to illustrate it and share for others. Check her out on Threads and Insta if you love art and hate what’s going on!
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Just saying, I have had tdick stuck in my head for weeks now 😵‍💫😵‍💫 🎨= duskihorns on e621
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I saw a post on Twitter about “There’s so many games that aren’t competitive, broaden your horizons” so here are mine: One shot, nine Sols, chivalry 2 if you really like fighting, slay the spire, binding of Isaac, balatro, FACTORIO, peaks of yore, valheim, don’t starve,
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I HAVE A PROTOGEN KIT GUYS OH MY FICKIMG GOD ITS HAPPENING (I still need so many things)
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I like kinda desperately want a FWB at this current moment Like yes sex is really personal but also it’s just aggressive hand holding clearly
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I’m realizing that I get unhealthily jealous / clingy to friends when they mention others this is an issue
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Chocolate yogurt covered raisins are gods gift to humanity oh my god
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A peek under the waistband :3
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
bulge gift :3
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Definitely not like hyperventilating and having tremors in my hands over some simple homework and preparing for a clinical day tomorrow Definitely not Nope Send help I do not feel good
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
YALLLLL PROTOGEN KIT IS ON THE WAY
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Brick by unfortunate brick.
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Lmfao I just laughed myself awake I was in a room that I’ve seen several times in my dreams, with my coworkers and one other person that I don’t remember We were laughing at a loaf of bread on the ceiling (that log has been a recurring character) I laughed so hard I woke up cackling out loud
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
DOES ANYONE HERE PLAY VINTAGE STORY I BEG YOU
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Also sorry for the horny post central today I’m in a mood I would love a fwb situation because also just being able to say in a game “YOUVE LITERALLY PUSHED YOURSELF IN MY MOUTH, YOU CAN PUSH THIS CHOKE POINT”
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Dude I could definitely get off just by making someone feel good, I do not have to get stimulation I just wanna make them wriggle and moan lmfao
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Hear me out Falling asleep inside someone after cuddling
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
24 is my favorite number by far 8*3 6*4 12*2 Even Two dozen eggs Half of 48, which is 3/4 of a minecraft stack
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Oh my god I just layed four hours of a puzzle game with a friend when we were just bored and said “This game looks bad, let’s play it” It wasn’t bad It was so god damn good It was so good it actually made me not hate robotfuckers and I took the mindset of one for the last hour
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Man being the sub in a CNC scene could fix me
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
More common than one might think But fr why are most guys not vocal man, it’s hot 😵‍💫
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Little Alpha Pup (Milo) 🔜 Futrołajki @littlealphapup.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Had such a fun time at the Fizzy Fox Soda Shop! I can’t wait to visit again! #furry #furryfandom #littlealphapup #soda
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat @kittenbeard.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Broooo dream lore dump time: So in this dream tonight I was on a chivalry 2 map called Galencourt (Pictured). I was on the blue team, and we were hiding out on the boats at the bottom left of the pic! A ton of people got slaughtered, our team got pushed back. I hid behind some boxes on the furthest
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