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They/Them. 🍳 ➡️ ♠️. Minors dni. Gaming. Horror. Cat parent. Smut writer. Fuck 🅰️ℹ️. NSFW: @kitafterdark

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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 15h
#EldenRing #Messmer
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 16h
there's a screenshot in the flurry of images simon scrolls through on the PC when he slams the mouse wheel that shows text from the scientists documenting that the blood mutates human cells back into something like totipotent stem cells, which are responsible for embryonic creation :)
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 16h
*bangs pots and pans together* we're not talking enough about how the blood moon in iron lung isn't a moon at all but a cosmic being's attempt to create life while spying on humanity and trying to make sense of what it sees (screenshot of "tunnel" photo beside an image of a human trachea)
screenshot of an image taken in the movie Iron Lung, showing a black and white, grainy shot of a fleshy-like tunnel that splits into two smaller tunnelsimage of the inside of a human trachea, a fleshy tunnel that divides into two more tunnels extending downward
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 21h
#DarkSouls3 #Dancer
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've nearly sanded my fingerprints off with this cosplay work my poor hands
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*covered in glue, sandpaper, dust, oxidizing solution, leather scraps, and fabric after five hours of cosplay work* mom I frew up
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
new resident evil movie so FUCKING GOOD I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME!!!!
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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WallE D. Oruam ➡️ PaxU @walle132.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today is the day.
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
also I PARRIED and RIPOSTED gwyn in the killing blow which is an achievement I will never forget
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nothing like finally checking DS1 off the list at 1am on my birthday and linking the first flame (because my big tittied wife gwynevere asked me to)
screenshot of a thief class character in Dark Souls 1 wearing ninja-like attire. their arms are on fire in a cutscene because they have linked the first flame, becoming the next lord of cinder.screenshot of Dark Souls 1 showing the kindle of the first flame, a coliseum-like area with lots of ash on the ground, catching on, because the tarnished has linked the first flame to become the next lord of cinder.
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
birthday
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my liege it's the weary burden of capitalism mixed with the adhd (both)
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the way I have 50000 ideas when I'm at my desk at work but then come home and my brain just farts out everything the second I cross the threshold should be STUDIED
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday! New chapter of Aqua Regia, my #BloodyMary longfic, is up. Everything is fine :) archiveofourown.org/works/924955...
Excerpt from a fanfic on Archive of Our Own. The excerpt reads: Simon's gaze returned to the ocean on the screens. "Does what happened on Earth with the project still fuck with you?"

Grace puffed out a sigh. "All the time. Less than before, but... it's never gone away. I wake up some mornings thinking I'm back at home and late for teaching my class, and then everything comes back to me, and I remember their knees on my back, holding me down while they sedated me... That was the last time I saw Earth, you know." He frowned, stomach twisting. "Face down in the dang dirt. Grass was dead and crunchy. It was cloudy and cold. Bunch of men piled on me, some of them who were my—who I thought were my friends. Last thing I saw was this guy named Carl staring down at me in his stupidly expensive black trench coat, made him look like Agent J from Men in Black—"

He halted abruptly, voice growing rough, a surge of sadness flooding through him. Grace turned away from Simon as he began to cry, quickly brushing at the tears as they fell down his face. His heart hurt at the memory, a painful ache spreading across his body all the way down to his fingertips and toes, and up into his scalp. It had been a while since he'd thought about it so clearly—the intense, hot wash of betrayal. The way his lungs were squeezed under the weight of the knees between his shoulders, the painful prick of the needle in his arm. Carl's brief twist of sadness morphing into stony indifference as he looked on and refused to help. Grace wrapped his arms around himself and shuddered a sob, embarrassed but unable to stop.
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Enabuns✍🏼 @enabuns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I researched best gun-holding techniques for this #ResidentEvil  #Bryeon
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♠️ghøst🤍 - VGen OPEN @i-am-your-ghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is time!
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Bitey (OC Yapper Extraordinaire) @biteythevillain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking abt the nurse at the doc office I saw on tuesday who didn't know how a hysterectomy works, had no idea if I still had a cervix, and asked what all they removed "besides your *female parts*" this was a seasoned nurse
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skim/andras ⑂ comms open @skiimble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sequel to the first art I made of these two -- he has adhd! he's evil and he's torturing people who don't have adhd #bloodymary
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 01/10/2026
A bewitching banquet 🩸 Happy October!
2019 illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a witches' banquet scene. Three witches and a large demon are enjoying an Autumnal feast, and on the floor beneath the table goblins and tentacles spill out from under the tablecloth. A black cat reaches up toward a tentacle and bats fly overhead.
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Eclypse ☀️🌙 (Alex) @thestarlitfawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have this #BloodyMary meme my partner inspired me to make I'm so sorry but not really lmao #projecthailmary #ironlung
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cringe is an illusion
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bitey (the one that draws) @biteydraws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀quietly cracking these open again sshhhh get u a quick one before i shut the door again
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love getting not so fun news
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chapter 6 up of Aqua Regia, my #BloodyMary longfic. :) Grace DO be staring at Simon a lot this time around. archiveofourown.org/works/924955...
Screenshot of a fanfic on Archive of Our Own. The excerpt reads: "No," he said, leaning back and closing his eyes. "I'm good."

Grace nodded, then hopped up onto his bed, leaned against the wall, and settled in to read a well-loved copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a book he'd found in the belongings of late engineer Ilyukhina. The discovery had surprised Grace, and he regretted never being able to speak with her about it. He thumbed the book open to the dog-eared page, but paused a moment to stare at Simon across the room, taking advantage of the man's closed eyes to ogle while he had the chance.

His wounds were healing well, and he didn't seem quite as pallid as when he'd first arrived. Loose, wavy black hair cascaded down to his shoulders, which were broad and strong. In fact, despite the grim circumstances Grace had found him in, the man was still built like a workhorse. Thick biceps, a wide chest, strong legs—whatever life had been like before, Simon had clearly made it a point to keep himself in good shape.

Grace cleared his throat and dropped his gaze back to the book, burying himself in the latest chapter.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh no udon 😭 I'm so sorry
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Cait✦May @ MCM London Prep @caitmayart.com · 26/09/2026
Planet Earth is a mostly positive experience for the family ...until the deep sea episode #BloodyMary #BloodyMaryOnTheRocks Y'all bloodymary has me by the THROAT I can't stop
Grace, Simon, Rocky, and Adrian watching tv. Simon sits leaned into the couch, Grace is resting on his leg. The two have their fingers intertwined. Rocky sits to the right of Simon, holding up a digit mimicking a middle finger. Adrian is too big for the couch and sits behind it, their hands resting on the back. The group is illuminated by the TV, which is playing planet earth

The voice of David Attenborough: one of Earth's more fascinating creatures - the deep sea eel makes its home - 

Grace interrupts: BOOOOOO

Rocky: bad bad bad fish ugly no good fish

Adrian: disgust
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if I see one more person drawing fanart Ryland Grace's bicycle decorated with memorabilia I'm going to have a breakdown that mental image ruins me 😭
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anarchists when they turn 40 and you tell them they have to get a pro-state exam:
guy screaming no meme
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope nothing bad happens #leonskennedy
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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If The Purge was real I’d hunt everyone involved in the Liberty Mutual commercials
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N✪STREM @nostrem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We can save videogames by putting cheat codes for big head mode back into them
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chapter 5 is up for Aqua Regia, my #BloodyMary longfic!!! archiveofourown.org/works/924955...
An excerpt of a fanfiction. The excerpt reads: "Why did you save me?" Simon asked at last. "You could have left me there. Should have left me there. You saw that fucking ocean. The sub—what was left of it. " His expression grew bitter and aggrieved. "I should be dead. I don't... even know how long I had been in the SM-13. They abandoned me down there."

Grace leaned against the kitchen table, staring up at the ceiling. "When I first met Rocky, I tried to run. Their ship approached mine, and it scared the heebie jeebies out of me. I tried to fly off, but they just kept comin', kept catching up, and even sent me messages to convince me to stop running. And when I actually saw Rocky for the first time? Absolutely terrified. Thought I'd get plasma gunned into oblivion, or acid sprayed, or my face eaten off, or any other wild, deadly method of alien murder." Grace smiled fondly at the memory. "Rocky told me later that they were just as scared. But we took a chance on each other. We... we needed someone else. We were both alone out here." He took another long swig from his coffee and sighed, looking back to Simon.

"We were just making a pit stop at that moon, AT-5, because it wasn't on our maps and we were curious. But then I found you in that sub, and I figured we'd take one more chance. I didn't know if you'd be a human, or some eight-headed creature posing as one, but..." He lifted his shoulders in a shrug. "Once I saw you down there, I couldn't just leave you."

Simon's gaze lowered to the coffee pouch in his hand, idly picking at the corner of the bag. "Thank you. I don't..." He frowned, seeking fruitlessly for the right words. I don't understand why you'd do this. I don't know how I'm alive. I don't know if I deserve it.
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026
33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[muffled 'hon hon' reverberating in the distance]
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yes to as above so below omfg (love that movie)
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
where tf you find these clips akcjajfnnsbv
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you say 'all erotica is bad, no exceptions' you inevitably end up down the rabbit hole of conservatism where LGBT folks, queer culture and anything deemed 'strange' sexually is renounced and eventually banned through legal means.
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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KitPlays @kitplays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wanna go see resident evil but I spent all my money on cosplay stuff
Crying, teary eyed white cat
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skim/andras ⑂ comms open @skiimble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
boys hanging out . guys bein unproductive #bloodymary #phm #ironlung
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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Glen ☮️🕊️ @gleno.theyetee.com · 23/09/2026
I don't make the rules but Godzilla Minus Zero got an R Rating which obviously means Godzilla is gonna say fuck, smoke some weed and/or drop dong.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I think I understand computers and then I get an error message that a headless Adobe app has seized control of a clown horn somewhere on the machine
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Jo Wolfe, PhD @jopabinia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Carcinization on planets of the Outer Rim
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