kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026got a signed copy for $11 used. abc books in toronto greatest bookstore on EARTH 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026taking adult beginner paint class has done blows to my ego that god could only aspire to 010
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026every now and then i remember how in elementary school i was obsessed with physically picking up my friends to brag about how strong i was. like okay dyke do you want to compare hand sizes next 020
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026i haven't been posting on here because i've mentally been living in the last scene of the blair witch project for the past two months 010
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026why do i live in the diarrhea forever universe. i'm literally nice 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 17/05/202629 the grease outside with humidex and my parents still have the heat on. hell would be kinder 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026the concept of antarctica is a beautiful woman to me. i see mt erebus and yell "WIFE" so loudly it breaks the sound barrier 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026made a @weirdmedieval.bsky.social inspired presentation for powerpoint night 020
Reposted by kit 👻 🦧b✷weird! @bweird.art · 13/04/2026happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!) 05928
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and i'm having a cute lil anxiety attack thinking about the encroaching march of death 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026i used to have a recurring nightmare about being stuck on a roller coaster going down a mountain and i think that was just my brain warning me about funiculars 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026being in my 20 has involved a lot more feeling vaguely sickly in bed than i was in expecting 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026gen xers who last went to a cinema during the bush administration look at you like you're a circus freak if you enjoy movies from before the 90s 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026too tired to think of an april fool's joke. i'm attracted to men and love tiktok romantasy slop and would hate going to Antarctica. idk that's the best you're going to get 010
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026being anxious about storms is so embarrassing. why am i a golden retriever 010
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026everyone wish mrs chippy a happy sixth bday or i'm going to make 9/11 look like child's play 110
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026no dude i think it's really cool that i requested a refill on my Not Killing Myself pills yesterday and it's now 3 hours past my pick-up time with nothing to show for it 110
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026i'm about to do something drastic if it doesn't stop snowing soon 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026naming my firstborn child meg, short for megafauna 011
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 14/03/2026there's a gauntlet you must pass if you want to use the walkway 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026the ever-duplicitous false spring really got my ass bc yesterday it was 7° and sunny with all the snow melted 010
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026going to take one (1) edible and look at pictures of amber glenn's back muscles until i black out life is so beautiful 001
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026manifesting 100 episodes of the muppet show revival 130
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 22/12/2025every time i make a list of book recs on tumblr someone inevitably reblogs adding ya recs and/or books i purposefully excluded bc they annoy me like i'm sorrryyyy but we read Good Books For Grown-Ups here at nedlittle dot edu 020
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025sometimes i get imposter syndrome about being a lesbian bc i am a very normal and well-adjusted person but i just got lightheaded at the idea of a woman's back so who's the imposter NOW 010
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 08/12/2025some commotion for the 1st edition of south i randomly acquired at an antique mall 140
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025the latest fear i have developed in real time is jello, gelatin & other jiggly foods. i looked at a picture of blancmange and felt a shiver go down my spine 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025i truly have no survival instincts because if i saw one of these guys in the wild i would just let them eat me 010
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025sometimes when i have a headache i imagine that my head is one huge blister that i pop with a sword to drain all the Evil Pus (headache demons) and you know what it works. the power of positive thinking ig 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 18/11/2025if polar bears are nature's perfect killing machines then WHY are they so cute and polite checkmate atheists 120
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 13/11/2025i complain about my job a lot but today i got paid to write about the winchester mystery house AND arctic exploration so this is sort of the dream 020
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 12/11/2025hyperlinking a researchgate paper on ichthyology for my msn contentslop because boomers deserved well-cited sources just like anyone else 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 10/11/2025feeling extremely starving victorian writer rn (had to turn on the space heater in the office so i don't freeze to death during the first snow of the season) 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025HOW COULD I FORGET CAVES. the nutty putty cave incident would *never* happen to me 020
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025new york has a socialist mayor and i'm finally getting over my cold thank you woke i love you woke 010
Reposted by kit 👻 🦧kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 07/08/2025cis people will rlly be like i'm an ally! i hear you i see you and i want you to know that i will in fact sell out the second i'm offered a fat cheque 031
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 04/11/2025just learned about the world's longest (24k!!) road tunnel in norway and this thing is going to haunt me in my dream. it has designated caves for drivers to pull over in so they don't have panic attacks 100
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025maybe this is harsh but i think that people who yap and/or watch tiktoks at full volume in the quiet car of the train should die 010
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 23/10/2025anyone else terrified of mountains, like just conceptually? this picture of everest has me dry-heaving in terror 221
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 17/10/2025i think it's funny how i saved myself a lot of gender troubles by simply having debilitating self esteem. if someone suggested i wear a push-up bra as a teen i would have killed myself 000
kit 👻 🦧 @kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social · 15/10/2025in high school i was briefly entranced by a non-threatening tenor i met once and now we're both gay. many such cases 000
