iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I definitely also saw Andrew WK as part of a college radio thing too. The hair was everything

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I have to imagine that the SNW cast had a blast filming this season.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

New Jersey teachers crying about saying goodbye to summer and setting our alarms for tomorrow, up to several weeks behind teachers in other states:

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Sad Crying

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It feels like this season has flipped between silly and terrifying every other week

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We’re watching the little league US championship and one of the kids bio says his favorite meme is I like turtles. That’s a deep cut for a little kid!

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Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'

Alt: Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It just sort of showed up for me yesterday and I tried to search and after getting nowhere, decided that my elder millennial self was probably just too old for it lol (but just the right age for lol as punctuation)

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Let’s play a game: is the eye twitch stress about school, perimenopause, or a sign I’m not drinking enough water while on a GLP-1? It could be any of the above!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is Nala. Even though she hates September because it means I go back to school and leave her for-EV-er, she still thinks it would be nice if you helped me clear my wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Okay now that I know who you are talking about lol yes you can practically hear the accent in the photo

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“You can’t taste pictures,” she reminded herself. But I really can taste that picture. Those are tomato sandwich tomatoes!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

And yes, I did keep the magnetic display - it’s pink. 😂🤪

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Listen, I was around for the unicorn Frappuccino the first time, and I’m telling you, if you missed it… no, you didn’t. The best part about it for me was making that cute sign.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I would need a modern Columbo to be the same kind of odd little duck as Peter Falk, but I can’t figure out who that is yet.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I wanna squish that sandwich so badly… looks delicious I just always squish the bread a little before I take a bite!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Today’s adventure was me running through the library at warp speed because I didn’t realize they close at 5 on Saturdays and I arrived at 4:43. Still managed to get four books. 📚

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Avatar Sokka: To the Library!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The welcome back emails have started arriving this week and I’m like “hey, we still have 2 more weeks” And I know there’s tons of teachers that are already back and I say to you, check back with me in June when you’re already on summer break and I’m still teaching lol - the turntables will have…

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Donald Duck Hits Snooze Button

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

That’s exactly the mental rabbit hole I went down last night lol. It’s definitely not the second one though - I used to shrink wrap things when I worked at Barnes and Noble and the “blow dryer” thing we used would get very hot Maybe it is magic 😂

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Random late night thought: shrink wrap requires heat, so how do they shrink wrap boxes of chocolate without ruining it? I’m sure there’s an answer it’s just something that my half asleep brain is currently wrestling with

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I know this isn’t your point but I tend to chop more onions than I need and freeze the extra so I don’t have to chop onions as often. It makes cooking certain staples (especially sauce) take less time

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

@auralfixation.bsky.social I think I got the rest of your gifts! Thank you again! This is going to be an excellent, sparkly year! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Yay! Love that gifts from @auralfixation.bsky.social come with TS puns! Thank you! 💜🪩 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Yea there is one for this (I think it’s Grover Cleveland) but it’s tucked away on a back road and if you don’t know it, a map won’t tell you. So dashers ignore the order and I can’t say I blame them!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I don’t know who to thank for this because there’s no slip in it! If it’s you, thank you! These will get put to good use in our classroom. Please shout it out so I can thank you properly. If you want to help our class shimmer, I would appreciate your support! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Okay Bluesky am I crazy for thinking that DoorDash shouldn’t have stores that are at a rest stop on a toll road? I’m not, right? What dasher would ever want to do that pick up?

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

PS: no AI in that photo, all Canva! Remember when we all used to complain about Canva posters and now we would love to get them back?

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Back to school is about a month away for me… if you are looking for a teacher to support, I’d appreciate your consideration! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Yes but most years I need exactly this kind of boring. This one especially!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

So this didn’t come with a gift tag but I suspect it might have come from you, @brilliantstar15.bsky.social Thank you for these! They will get put to excellent use with my first graders.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Thank you! How kind of you - I teach first grade special education in NJ and would appreciate any help. I’ve got some academic games and some things that will help with management and efficiency in my classroom (Nala says thank you as well): www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I hope I hear those boos all the way in Jersey.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

After years of drinking zero sugar soda, I tried a full sugar one today and didn’t like it…

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Went to the library for the first time in a loooooong time. Highly recommend!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Why does Joe Buck always sound like he’s yelling? (I’m watching Jeopardy)

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I walked by someone who was smoking today and it occurred to me how long it has been since that has happened. One of those industries we tried so hard to end but may sadly come back.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Okay it’s early but I’m gonna share this anyway: school starts in September and it looks like this year I’ll settle in to first grade permanently so there are some things I’d like to invest in to make it GREAT! I appreciate any help if you are able: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Check out my list on Amazon

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

My dad said the word purple today and the internal echolalia had a few lines from “Prince Ali” running through my head for like an hour.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Thank you! I’m honing my latest granny hobby lol.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Agreed! I walk most days but I haven’t for a few days between the heat and now the rain!

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