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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I have to imagine that the SNW cast had a blast filming this season.

Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

New Jersey teachers crying about saying goodbye to summer and setting our alarms for tomorrow, up to several weeks behind teachers in other states:

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Sad Crying

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We’re watching the little league US championship and one of the kids bio says his favorite meme is I like turtles. That’s a deep cut for a little kid!

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Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'

Alt: Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Let’s play a game: is the eye twitch stress about school, perimenopause, or a sign I’m not drinking enough water while on a GLP-1? It could be any of the above!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is Nala. Even though she hates September because it means I go back to school and leave her for-EV-er, she still thinks it would be nice if you helped me clear my wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Listen, I was around for the unicorn Frappuccino the first time, and I’m telling you, if you missed it… no, you didn’t. The best part about it for me was making that cute sign.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Today’s adventure was me running through the library at warp speed because I didn’t realize they close at 5 on Saturdays and I arrived at 4:43. Still managed to get four books. 📚

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Avatar Sokka: To the Library!

Alt: Avatar Sokka: To the Library!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The welcome back emails have started arriving this week and I’m like “hey, we still have 2 more weeks” And I know there’s tons of teachers that are already back and I say to you, check back with me in June when you’re already on summer break and I’m still teaching lol - the turntables will have…

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Donald Duck Hits Snooze Button

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Random late night thought: shrink wrap requires heat, so how do they shrink wrap boxes of chocolate without ruining it? I’m sure there’s an answer it’s just something that my half asleep brain is currently wrestling with

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

@auralfixation.bsky.social I think I got the rest of your gifts! Thank you again! This is going to be an excellent, sparkly year! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Yay! Love that gifts from @auralfixation.bsky.social come with TS puns! Thank you! 💜🪩 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I don’t know who to thank for this because there’s no slip in it! If it’s you, thank you! These will get put to good use in our classroom. Please shout it out so I can thank you properly. If you want to help our class shimmer, I would appreciate your support! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Okay Bluesky am I crazy for thinking that DoorDash shouldn’t have stores that are at a rest stop on a toll road? I’m not, right? What dasher would ever want to do that pick up?

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Back to school is about a month away for me… if you are looking for a teacher to support, I’d appreciate your consideration! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

So this didn’t come with a gift tag but I suspect it might have come from you, @brilliantstar15.bsky.social Thank you for these! They will get put to excellent use with my first graders.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

After years of drinking zero sugar soda, I tried a full sugar one today and didn’t like it…

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Went to the library for the first time in a loooooong time. Highly recommend!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Why does Joe Buck always sound like he’s yelling? (I’m watching Jeopardy)

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I walked by someone who was smoking today and it occurred to me how long it has been since that has happened. One of those industries we tried so hard to end but may sadly come back.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Okay it’s early but I’m gonna share this anyway: school starts in September and it looks like this year I’ll settle in to first grade permanently so there are some things I’d like to invest in to make it GREAT! I appreciate any help if you are able: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Check out my list on Amazon

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

My dad said the word purple today and the internal echolalia had a few lines from “Prince Ali” running through my head for like an hour.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

While I may have messed up my sourdough by forgetting the salt and making a plain bland bread instead, I can say it is an EXCELLENT vehicle for peanut butter and honey.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The school year is finally over and I’m literally just putting this one behind me. I’m saying goodbye to kindergarten and the part of me that thought I was destined to be a kinder teacher. Turns out I’m a firstie and I can’t wait to get back there and stay there forever. My looping days have ended!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Dopey me story of the day: burned myself fingers trying to pick up the 500 degree (F) Dutch oven lid. This loaf better be amazing

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Taylor Swift's 'DUH' Moment at Eras Tour

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I’m sure I’m not the first person to do this, but I’m verbing “sourdough.”

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I made sourdough today! (And by today, I mean yesterday and today):

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

In funny kindergarten teacher stories: yesterday one of kids had no problem at all telling me all about his BM. Today, the same child asks my coteacher if it would be weird to tell me that he loves me. 🥰

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Did my little mental health walk today even though I really didn’t want to but also glad I did because I usually only do it at school and I figured out how to get the same distance at home.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I’m caught a caterpillar 🐛 pooing right as I said the word “poop” AMA🤣

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Wanna appreciate a teacher but don’t have kids in school? I’m your girl: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Check out my list on Amazon

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Today I engaged in the time honored tradition of beating one’s niece and nephew in Mario Kart. (Then I told them to have their dad or uncle play me on Easter and they’ll feel better lol)

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

A thing that cracks me up about kids is that they always think super expensive cars are just about everywhere. *hears a loud car* must be a Lamborghini

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Why did I look at this and think of my Velcro students? 🤣 (and yes it’s plural)

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It’s been three and a half very long months but….

Selfie of a white woman with curly brown hair Text reads: Outdoor recess FINALLY

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Why is it always more tiring to go to a PD day than to spend a day teaching kindergarteners? #teacher

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I just decided that TikTok ads are infomercials for millennials and I’m annoyed about it.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

No, YOU just cried YOUR way through the latest episode of Starfleet Academy because of the Sam and Tarima of it all but also because Our Town has also always made you weepy. I didn’t do that. It was you.

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I gotta say, it feels good to run the after school club that is consistently the first one to sell out every year

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

You’re telling me I have to wait until August now to read the next book? Thanks, I hate it!

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I had to stop my book because it’s dinner time. Booooooooo

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

So refreshing that I’m not the only Gus hater out there

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I want to pop my spine out, crack it and put it back in. I feel like that’s the only thing that will help

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Kristen Marie 🫶🏻 💜🖤🤍🩶 @kitenarie.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Don’t mind me just crying in the middle of my lunch while watching an Isabelle Klee video on TikTok

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