Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 3hHe's the prototype. Any other true believers need to jump on board. Throw heroin into the mix as well because, why not? 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 4hI approve of this. They should start smoking crack as well. AI will sort that out too. 100
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Those still on X are clutched to their follower count number like a cloth mother 100
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When wife tells me it's time to go "Gandalf mode" it means there's another giant moth in the house 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Someday I'd like to visit the Pyramids of Geezer 100
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When you get space madness you get reclassified as an Astronut 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just realised my only remaining Twitter account is a fake Sky News one I made that their guests would occasionally accidentally tag 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When the fennel is on sale per item rather than by weight and you see a particularly big one 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saw a guy on the train with the most diabolical fit. Short sleeves and leather gloves. Looked like he was about to clock in for a day of strangling people for money. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Need ideas about how to prepare my mind for the Cooker Reich, and it can't be just getting back on the piss 021
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are actually some killer lyrics in there 011
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Protomartyr and Chat Pile appeal to the male fantasy of making a successful band in your 30s 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They need to take Mitch McConnell to a Pokemon Centre 020
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was going to post "if Viper the rapper was still making albums, he'd release one with his face Photoshopped on one of those Russian POWs with the title something like- I Was In Tha Donetsk Salient", but apparently that motherfucker is still releasing albums out of prison. 110
Reposted by Boris Helltsindwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[0004611] Monarch arrived - is goblin. 0296
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you make a pant with a pocket that my wallet falls out of, I should be allowed to steal something off your factory floor 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Setting myself a challenge to do one "mind's guy" per day 120
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's actually one of the coolest things to be a bodybuilder who also looks extremely unhealthy. Great achievement, brother. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've come to a sad realisation, after encountering Zoomers at work, that this is indeed a generational thing 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ai should be leashed to ONLY ever do CSS. I think it's a good compromise. Fuck CSS. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Decided to play Civilization V again after a long time. Got beaten to the Great Library by one turn. Immediately switched it off. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the purpose of podcasts. I will get a riff-laced gist of it without having to see Musk's decomposing dewgong face. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I got ultraflu after seeing them a couple of months ago, but it was worth it 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Going apeshit when shown this. Rattling the bars on my cage. 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes a face just comes to me and I have to sketch it. I call it my "mind's guy". 230
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Let the Italians in Physical 100 have wine in their break room! You know that electrolyte slop is killing them. 001
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yeah I'm going to have to file this under Fuck No 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Being a surveyor must be great. Hang out with your buddy all day. Fuck around with that tripod thing. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This has an aura of lethality that would immediately make me lay down my arms 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I bet it would be pretty hard not to make out with those pig mouths 020
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bottles of Galaxy Gas sitting around the streets like red barrels in video games. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Disagree. I think they buffed it. Previously I could handle it with this build, with these stats. Now, however... 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you tell me that you've never been tempted to drink the dehumidifier water, I will call you a god-damn liar. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you have a Smeg appliance in your house, you're a sicko. 010
