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Writer, gamer, and weirdo. youtube.com/@kirbystarwarior

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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday at last…
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Funny timing. I'm watching a Game Knights video right now where one of the players uses that same Commander. youtu.be/6ibfhMHFQoE?...
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
28. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind Organized crime and supernatural shonen make for a great combo. The stand battles, and roster of minor villains are probably the best in the whole series, and the stakes just keep getting wilder. The main villain and climax are a mixed bag though. 8.5/10
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days

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Panel 1

Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian.

Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned?

Dora: Vulgar Language.

Panel 2

Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is.

Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES!

Panel 3

Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter.

Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude.

Panel 4

Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t".

Olivia: Now I have to read it.

Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Total sidenote, but the Nostagia Critic gif is funny to me since he recently got accused of using AI for one of his most recent reviews
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026
Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks.
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People are genuinely just making shit up to be mad at Schaffrillas for at this point.
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City Witch 🇨🇦 @citywitch1973.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’ll never forget about the Bastard 💕 #AEWDynamite #PAC
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God, this is so surreal. I just watched him wrestle last night, and he seemed perfectly healthy. Rest in peace, PAC.
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They were actually bundled like that since the time they aired back in 2012, not just Netflix. Battle Tendency is essentially considered the second portion of the same season that Phantom Blood is a part of. Likely because both Parts are so much shorter than the others.
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Those last two aren't movies, but yeah, the others are good examples
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That does make me wonder. Has there ever been a movie remake where it being better than the original was the popular opinion?
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuckan
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lmao, totally overlooked Marvel Rivals in your screenshot there.
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tbf, that game is like a decade old, so there'd be a lot more time to play it. I'm not sure how many years you specifically owned it though
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I first heard of him because of a Joshscorcher video, where Josh was defending the guy from a game journalist in one of his "Gaming fails of the year" Top 10s. Then I looked at the guy's Twitter account and went "Oof, you may have wanted to shave this bit off the script, Josh".
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
>Not a hardcore gamer >Over 300 hours in hero shooter that isn't even two years old
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Press X To Doubt Wooper
ALT: Press X To Doubt Wooper
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a weird matchup for me. I'm not outright against it, and the matchup does make sense, but it feels like a matchup formed as a result of internet culture long after the popularity of the topic waned. Like an even more extreme version of Bakugou vs Reze.
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Best Death Battle of the Kickstarter era, hands down. And easily the best episode Shadow was in.
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Congrats Sailer, You Made It To Friday! @fridaysailer.com · 18/09/2026
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Considering how that mafia don informed him of Speedwagon's death shortly in the same episode, I always assumed Joseph took it (along with the bundle of grenades) from them.
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I find it amazing that 1 Spider-Man movie handled Jean Grey better than the 6 FoX-Men movies she was in.
Sadie Sink as Jean Grey
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This past month has been the hottest the trios division has been in over 3 years
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
27. Deli Boys Season 1 A fun combination of comedy and crime drama with a really intriguing premise about two spoiled rich kids learning how to run their dead father's drug operation to reclaim their lost wealth. Strong humor, solid sense of tension, and great character dynamics all around. 8/10
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't play Stardew Valley. What's broken about what's on screen?
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The Spooky Guy @thequarterguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh i don't like how this is getting closer to being a reality
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lowkey, this actually makes me like the design for Link in the remake more, lol. Malo is the GOAT
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think only Link looks ugly personally. Everything else looks great visually to me!
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In fairness, he's VERY positive towards Skyward Sword despite ranking it last. He even outright says that if he made the list before his "Ranking Everything I've Ranked Last Place" video, Skyward Sword would easily be the best one.
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hellojed @hellojed.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
26. Staffer Reborn A really intriguing mystery about uncovering the truth behind a man's cycle of death and revival. The writing is witty, the twists are great (especially the ending), and the puzzles, while simple, are still really engaging. VERY short though, and gameplay's quite basic. 7.5/10
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Damn, even First Class and Logan?
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I believe he put it at Number 1 on his "Top Ten Movies I Like That Everybody Else Hates" (as himself, not as the Critic)
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
25. Disco Elysium A creative RPG about an insane amnesiac's journey of self discovery. The writing is witty, there's a ton of replayability, and making the skills be voices in your head that can hinder just as muchg as help is the greatest implementation of stats I've ever seen in a game. 9.5/10
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
24. AEW All In 2026 The quintissental PPV. Even the worst match was a lot of fun, and the best matches were breathtaking. Phenomenal action, emotion, and atmosphere all around, especially the main event, which perfectly the passing of the torch between Kenny Omega and Will Ospreay. 10/10
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Waggtoon (Commissions Open) @waggtoon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some of my favorite highlights.
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"What GIF pops up when you type your name?"
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Aladdin (2019): Jafar's Deception
ALT: Aladdin (2019): Jafar's Deception
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tbf, when they end the latest game in the franchise on a cliffhanger, it's not unreasonable for fans to want a follow-up.
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Crying
Reddit comment: "rumour has it that David Zaslav was paid off by ACME to cancel your film, what is your opinion on this?"

Wile E Coyote, holding a sign that says "it's a limited number of signs"
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
23. Coyote vs Acme The animation is beautiful, Coyote's characterization and dynamic with the lawyer are great, and the film seamlessly combines the zany world of the Looney Tunes with a legal comedy, alongside a shockingly tense conspiracy. Some of the villains felt underutilized though. 8.5/10
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bet your son could have changed him for the better
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn, wasn't expecting 1 at the very bottom
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kirbystarwarrior @kirbystarwarrior.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whatever helps you sleep at night
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