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Kippie

@kippiee.bsky.social
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Hello hello helloˋ( ° ▽、° ) hello hai hello i am kippie (any), big fag, big seal lover, (⓿_⓿) i fw yaoi and video games, and eggs, and uh drawing ,, yuh hmu

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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 1h
eggs, peeled
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 3h
that big of the apple that kinda tastes like dirt n bugs
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 22h
everyone say hi to seal
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
recent misc
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ain't no one peeling this many eggs before noon like I b
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everyday I wake up and I think oh boy I can't wait to have soup at work and then I go to work set up and make soup
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
My doggy
Doodle in a little notebook of a concrete tetrapod wearing a spikey collar and a leash with bumper stickers next to it that say "I heart my tetrapod" and "My dog prevents coastal flood damage"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
go cubs gooooo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams theonion.com/biologists-announce-th…
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Halloween....
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can u tell I'm thinking about mff .. second one inspired by sour patch kids besties
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
peep all the receipts I didn't document
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
gonna start a series .. what I drew at work today, , well this is two days ish but yk here we go
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
look at this hog goin crazy on that jello
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
gave a lil sticker to a stranger and I can't be more happy that it's somewhere out there, no clue where, but it's out there
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Sext Has Edit History
Sext Has Edit History
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
anyone want a commission so I feel less bad about spending lotsa money on a welding class?
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
meat cube
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
Defeated Man Too Tired To Fight New $14.99 Fee On Phone Bill theonion.com/defeated-man-too-tired…
Defeated Man Too Tired To Fight New $14.99 Fee On Phone Bill
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-t…
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026
Reminder - the tabletop fire pit you see at a friend's BBQ this weekend might be dangerous. Fire pits that require people to pour isopropyl alcohol or other liquid fuel into an open container or bowl and then ignite the pooled liquid in the same location it was poured could lead to flame jetting.
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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 DOODLE COMMS OPEN! @schlorp.in · 30/06/2026
sticker design 👀?
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I remember I was driving home from work when I heard the news on the radio and then they immediately played that fuck ass Macklemore song and I had to pull over to CRY lol.
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
bone horse
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
vgennn why wont u love me
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Usps watch out ur biggest fan coming in tmrw
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Weather!!
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
No one aranges trash like I do
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Eating good, God bless this mess
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
God bless America
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
They can't make me hate u glamping in Tokyo rooftop
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i love you grain weevil
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Oyasumiii
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I love image making I love cutting people's hair I love making people more beautiful
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Buenos Cinco de mayo de japon!!
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Voodoo doll
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
She makes me feel so guilty
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Bannan on the dash
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Nothing ever happens
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
7collection.com/products/7-e... Who got 60$ for me
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7-Eleven® Knitted Zip Cardigan
Throw on the 7-Eleven Knitted Cardigan for your next late-night snack run. It's the perfect blend of convenience store chic and timeless style. Details: 100% acrylic Knitted zip cardigan Chest embroid...
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Let them out!!
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
everytime i gather references i feel a bit off my rocker
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My buddy gave me a seal on tomodachi life I love it so much
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
omg hahah look its almost like its standing hahahha
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Regressing begging mom to take me to dairy queen
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Kippie @kippiee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
They can't make me hate u crayons
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