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San Diego 🎶 Sometimes I just want to read Donald Duck and be in silence. But then birds natter outside my window while rain patters on the roof. 🎶 - Maustetytöt (🇫🇮 for “Spice Girls”) “Mä loistan kuin hämärä” (“I Shine Like the Twilight”)

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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
1/2 My top concert memory ever is Dolly in the Sunday afternoon “Legends” slot at Glastonbury in 2014. I thought I was happy ~250 feet from the stage, but after turning around to see, hear & feel a crowd that was denser than for the Friday & Saturday headliners (Arcade Fire & Metallica)…
Panorama from the rear of 200k people hypnotized by Dolly Parton, Glastonbury 2014.Dolly Parton on the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury 2014, picture from a few hundred feet back from the stage
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just watching a little Moonlighting and having an @sitcompeople.bsky.social moment as young Tim Robbins fights the bar owner from Murphy Brown…
Scene from Season 1, Episode 2 of Moonlighting featuring a fight in a hospital between a young Tim Robbins (on the left in a green army jacket) and Pat Corley (on the right in a hospital gown), who I remember as Phil the bar owner from the sitcom Murphy Brown.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you
A print ad for the short-lived 1983 ABC sitcom Condo starring Maclean Stevenson. The ad features caricatured drawings of two middle-aged men staring each other down (the lanky white man is also wagging his finger at the shorter Latino man) while their smiling wives look on (the white wife is sloshing her martini glass while the Latino wife brandishes a wooden spoon dripping with some sort of sauce). Meanwhile, two young people near the bottom of the ad appear to be in love. Text of the ad: Comedy Premiere! Meet two All-American families…The Kirkridges and The Rodriguez’s. They share a terrace, a common dislike for each other…and two lids who are falling in love. Condo. It’s wall-to-wall laughter.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Uh oh, what if he’s getting The Six Million Dollar Man treatment? "We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better . . . stronger . . . faster."
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Given the discourse today, I’m now wondering if that‘s the frame for some sort of permanent National Bounce House.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Worst crossover ever? Anne Frankenstein
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I put my money on @spockresists.bsky.social to win The Contest, but forgot to check where he was in his Pon Farr cycle. Lessons learned.
An episode title card from Star Trek TOS, but displaying the title of the Seinfeld episode “The Contest”
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This old picture of the Swedish king and a former Finnish president awakened something strange in me: a desire to see Shaft rebooted as a Nordic Noir police procedural set during the Cold War.
A screenshot from a Finnish news photo-retrospective celebrating the Swedish king’s 80th birthday. In the photo, which appears to be from the 1970s, the king stands on the left dressed in a greenish hunting coat over a dress shirt and tie, with a houndstooth driving cap. The then-president of Finland stands on the right in a large fur hat, and a black leather coat with a fur collar over a cream turtleneck. Both men are looking into the middle distance with grim looks on their faces.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
tfw setting my music on shuffle dusts off a still-relevant classic and sends me down a rabbit hole that leads me to a version I hadn’t heard before. #Shuffledipity?
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Jarvis Cocker / Running the World / Great performance at French TV
YouTube video by LaFrenchConnexion
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is a non-zero chance that the Trump Admin response will be “DOJ is looking into stripping the University of Michigan of the basketball championship.”
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fun fact: “Race Communism” was the working title of the Elvis movie “Clambake” in which Elvis played a wealthy playboy who swapped identities with a working stiff (Bill Bixby) and went on to win a speedboat race.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Did Michael Flynn promise not to build a wind farm?
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
How long until ICE rebrands as the Trump Revolutionary Guard Corps?
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The tv listings from the 9/11 edition, made sublime by the embedded gag about Lifetime sticking with the Golden Girls reruns.
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On TV Tonight
The Onion, America's Finest News Reporting is an award-winning satirical publication founded in 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Wiarton Willie is dead. Long live Wiarton Willie. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
In the soft light of a September morning, a white(ish) groundhog looks forlornly from his cage, a single claw hanging from one of the bars. Several groundhog generations ago, this fella held the title of Wiarton Willie, the Canadian groundhog used to predict the end of spring. In memory of the most recent Wiarton Willie who passed away March 10, 2026.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Meanwhile, back at Markwayne Manor…
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One a dockworker (with a couple of interruptions to fight Soviet invaders). The other a sailor (sometimes literally on commercial sailing ships, which feels so ancient to me) before becoming a carpenter.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Is “Fog of War” a cocktail?
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
(sotto jerry voce) Oh, so you hate pancakes?
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
This picture gives off such "Retired volunteer tasked with staffing the check-in desk on the last day of a small conference" vibes.
President Trump seated at a desk that is draped in black crepe, in a room that looks like the foyer outside a hotel ballroom.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Putin and Trump are both such legendary pranksters that I can’t figure out who snuck the DEI policies and training into the draft Ukraine plan.
A screenshot of point 20 from the draft US-Russia plan for Ukraine, which reads:

“20. Both countries undertake to implement educational programs in schools and society aimed at promoting understanding and tolerance of different cultures and eliminating racism and prejudice:

-- Ukraine will adopt EU rules on religious tolerance and the protection of linguistic minorities.

-- Both countries will agree to abolish all discriminatory measures and guarantee the rights of Ukrainian and Russian media and education.

-- All Nazi ideology and activities must be rejected and prohibited.”
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
this seems like the sort of thing you do to expand an internal revolt already in progress rather than to try to start one
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Got email confirmation that my ballot (voting YES on #Prop50) was received. For everyone who hasn’t done this duty yet, California makes voting so easy. This includes convenient ballot boxes so you can avoid using the Postal Service. I dropped mine at my local library a few days ago.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If he really needs a ballroom, can’t he just go to IKEA or fill Melania’s unused bedroom with balls?
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
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Community Troy And Abed GIF
Alt: A GIF of Troy and Abed from Community singing “Troy and Abed in the Morning. Abed is dressed in a colorful sweater over a teal button down shirt, with a gray or slate blue bow tie. Troy is dressed in a blazer over a button down, top button unbuttoned. Both hold coffee mugs. Extras are standing outside the study room windows holding signs, similar to NBC’s Today Show.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Louis Jourdan dressed in a suit and raising his hand to bid on a Faberge egg in the Bond movie “Octopussy”
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Front page of the main San Diego paper, with articles covering multiple protests throughout San Diego County, including the small protest at the main gate of Camp Pendleton (where Vance and Hegseth went to bathe in testosterone). #NoKings
A screenshot of the front page of the San Diego Union-Tribune on Sunday, October 19, with a prominent abone-the-fold story and picture about the No Kings protests.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The math maths here in San Diego (or I guess the rest of the world would say the maths math).
A protest sign reading “KID ROCK PLUS TRUMP EQUALS NICKELBACK”
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The Regime still manages to surprise: who knew that Russell Vought had D’Angelo in his sights?
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Bluesky lists and labels seem to say more about the creators (bless their hearts for teaching me about my inner “piss-drinking Nazi”) than the people on them, but I am genuinely miffed about this one...
Screenshot showing a Bluesky list titled “Louvre of Bluesky Followers”
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Time to flood the Nobel Peace Prize committee with non-Trump nominations for next year’s prize. I’m drafting a passionate letter nominating the Inanimate Carbon Rod from when Homer Simpson went to space.
A screenshot from the Simpsons episode in which Homer went to space, but his feat was overshadowed by the inanimate carbon rod that saved their lives. The screenshot is of Homer’s hand holding the rod on the cover of Time magazine, with the headline “In Rod We Trust”
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Kudos to whoever picked this picture for the intro to a piece about the Hegseth all-call. I award it 5 eyerolls. From the Tuesday evening national news on Finnish tv.
In a screenshot from the Tuesday evening national news on Finnish tv, a news anchor is standing to the left of a picture of US Secretary of Defense Hegseth. Hegseth is show from the waist up, with his fists clenched at mid-chest and in the middle of a yell, as if he were demonstrating his patented doggy style technique.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I’m pretty sure that was the first time I’ve walked out of a show saying “How fucking great was that trombonist?” #Spiritualized #musicsky
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
At the Orpheum LA for tonight’s Spiritualized show. My 12th time since they blew my mind opening for the Jesus & Mary Chain in 1992 (eek!). Picture is from my fave of those, a 2016 show at the London Barbican playing the best album of 1997 in its entirety.
Spiritualized playing in 2016
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Garrett from community was on Jeopardy tonight?!?!
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Trump needs to get the National Guard to Memphis ASAP. The Jumpsuit Liberation Front apparently hit Graceland and released this into the wild:
New York Mayor Eric Adams gladhanding at a Rosh Hashanah service while wearing a dark blue robe with significant gold trim of a Jewish flavor. Other people in the photo are dressed much more simply.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I have to admit that, until today, I hadn’t wondered whether Tom Homan is named in the Epstein File. Thanks to the news about that bribe and the administration’s reaction to it, I’m starting to suspect.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The model for the rest of Kimmel’s ABC contract should be how Norm Macdonald doubled down on OJ Simpson jokes when (allegedly) facing pressure from NBC execs friendly with OJ. Always brutal and willing to make audiences very uncomfortable.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
BINGO (as if I went out on a limb with that prediction)
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It feels weird to say I’m ”eager“ to watch Bill Maher tomorrow night, but I really want to know how quickly he’ll make Jimmy Kimmel’s situation about him. I guarantee he’ll remind us that he’s the original victim for his 9/11 controversy, and that his fall opened up the ABC slot for Kimmel.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
“We can do this the easy way or the hard way“ is ridiculously unprofessional language for a supposed public servant like Brendan Carr. Even worse, any regime toady would cry and call the cops if someone said it to them in opposition.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It’s fitting that Andor is the last show I finished on Hulu/Disney+ before this Kimmel news. Service cancelled. #IHaveFriendsEverywhere #JeSuisJimmy #VivaGuillermo
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Feels like the set-up to a Yakov Smirnoff punchline. But worse.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I don’t know who I miss more, Leslie Nielsen or Diefenbaker (the wolf-dog, not the long-ago Canadian PM)
An ad for the 1990s tv show “Due South.” The ad shows two Canadian Mounties (one of which is played by Leslie Nielsen), a wolf-dog named Diefenbaker, and an Italian-American Chicago cop. The four figures appear before a railroad crossing with the Chicago skyline in the background.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Timeline cleanse, melting heart edition: While a friend and I chat, my dog Ruska (left) and her dog nap with their rear feet touching.
Rear paws of two dogs sleeping while facing away from each other. The paws are touching.
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
How long until Dear Leader sends Special Forces to Brazil to extract his buddy?
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’ve only just started reading it, but the opening line grabbed me. It’s the type of opening line that I usually only get from fiction: “He was a strange child.”
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'The Colonel and The King' dives into the relationship between Elvis and his manager
Biographer Peter Guralnick paints a surprising portrait of Presley's long-time manager, Col. Tom Parker: "He had nothing whatsoever to do with the music other than to defend Elvis' choices."
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Kip 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇮 @kipkantelo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yes, that explains why he first went after the much more culpable Sackler family in the same way. Amazing how the entire clan was extrajudicially wiped out by that drone strike on their yacht when they were enjoying a 4th of July jaunt off of Rhode Island.
A screenshot of a tweet rationalizing JD Vance’s support of extrajudicial killings as “extremely personal” because his mom was a drug addict.
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