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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 10h
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Squeaker’s teacher reached out today… Squeaker’s ADHD is worse than we figured. I’m glad we got him to a psychologist and got a psychoeducational assessment done. We have a meeting with his teacher next week to discuss an ISP for him.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am so fucking tired of people being snotty at work… So. Fucking. Tired. I’m about ready to say Fuck It and just abandon the timekeepers & schedulers… I ask questions. I want to learn. I want everyone on the same damn page.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just casually cleaning the scuz out from under Hubby’s keyboard keys on the laptop… 😖 So gross. I might need to pop the backing off this thing and blast the inside with compressed air.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being on days off from work means I often forget which fucking day of the week it is. I missed picking up my Forever Canada sign today. Ugh!!!
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My period coincides with the full moon. I know the witches would have something to say about it.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone sedate me so I sleep off this cold. Fucking Con-Crud…
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty sure I’m getting sick… so, tonight is all about drinking lots of chicken broth and have a nice warm bubble bath.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just heard someone described as “reaching the level of their understanding” regarding a program at work… and I cackled.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just left a Bell Mobility chat session because they used fucking copilot to reword my concern and feed it back to me. I am not in the fucking mood… like… was that really fucking necessary? I even used their own business language for clarity!!
A screenshot of a conversation with a mobility provider. 
A question was asked and the associate repeated it back, reworded with Copilot. The Copilot prompt is still in the chat.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At what point do we take technology away from our aging parents? Because this weekend suddenly proved that my mother has lost almost all of her technology literacy… And my sisters (the closest who lives 30 minutes away) are not helping her.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Comic-con, Korean BBQ, and way too many dice sets!
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Albertan separatists are fucking hilarious! They scream & shout about the democratic process, but as soon as the democratic process no longer favours them, it’s all “stolen votes! Rigged elections! Vote splitting is wrong!”
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Night shift unit clerks are supposed to order sandwiches to restock the communal fridges in Acute and the ER. In handover (now done on Teams) I made mention that we should return to the standard of 4 sandwiches instead of 6 being ordered.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Update: turns out Hubby hates the texture of beans, too. So he absolutely loved having the beans pureed in the chili. I guess I’ll be finding more dishes to toss beans into, now!
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just casually pureeing chili style beans to put in the chili… Squeaker doesn’t like actual beans, so… pureed and hidden it is! 🤣
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Prepping for upcoming night shifts while Hubby is actively on night shifts fucking sucks… Ugh! I really wish he had gone back to his original crew when he had the chance.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mark Carney should rename the American Bald Eagle to the Canadian Bald Eagle. Canada has more of them anyway.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pretty sure peri-menopause is happening… my PMDD during my luteal phase is almost at the same damn severity as when I was in fucking high school… I’m 41 and this fucking close to asking my GP for the fucking birth control pill, just to control the damn hormones.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I need an older Albertan, who isn’t blinded by the whole Conservative vs Liberal bullshit to tell me how well the province actually fared under a Conservative Federal government. Has Ottawa always poo-poo’d on Alberta regardless of who was running the Federal political game…
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today is Hubby’s last day as a firefighter… We are losing too many weekends to the department when we could be making memories.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cats are stoned. Gave them gabapentin an hour ago in prep for camping trip number 3! Hopefully I can get Kaiju in a crate. He’s pretty dopey but we still have an hour to go before lift off. 😅
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What I thought was a 90-minute adhd assessment was actually just a 30 minute intake appointment for Squeaker. 🙃 I guess the 90 minutes are spread out over 3 separate appointments. We’re talking with a GP who specializes in mental health. No glaring adhd diagnosis… yet…
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just compared the Alberta Separatist petitions numbers to the Forever Canada petition numbers. If Dishonourable Danielle Smith hadn’t changed the rules to make it easier for the Separatists, they never would have reached the threshold needed for their petition to even be considered valid.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*snort*
An image of 11 identical human skulls with the following descriptions: man, woman, gay straight, black, white, young old, rich, poor, and ugly. 
The twelfth skull is of a Neanderthal with the description: Alberta Separatist.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Our trip to Grave Flats was cut short because the truck ate third gear of our rebuild transmission. The valvebank failed out of the box, essentially. The shop full on replaced the whole ass transmission under warranty.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Up late last night celebrating FILs 45 year service to the fire department. Today we are heading out camping. Asked Hubby when he wants to leave. He gave a snarky comment: we never leave on time so what’s the point? True, but ugh. I’m trying to get us out there at a decent time.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Home in between camping trips. Between yesterday’s ride and the two days camping with Papa, Squeaker has put on ~44kms on his new 90cc atv. He has officially put on more kms on his atv than I have put on my own damn dirtbike in the 3 years I’ve owned it… 😓💀
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hubby normally uses Irish Spring bar soap in the shower… he’s been using mine instead… he likes it better. According to him “it has no perfume, it doesn’t leave a residue, I feel clean afterwards” I use Dove Sensitive Skin. 🤣🤣🤣 So yeah: cleans, moisturizes, no scent
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
VACATION TIME!!!! Other than a blip of education say on July 22 I am officially on vacation until August 10!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Me and my work wife ready to lock ourselves in her office and drink ourselves into a stupor 🤪😆🤪😆🤪😆
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How do I stop giving a shit and being so picky with my job? Cuz I am going absolutely bat shit crazy over the fact few other clerks put the same attention & effort into this job. I work a 0.46FTE… I am here the absolute least… ugh…
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Two ADHD assessments and one psychoeducational assessment set up for Squeaker in August… just before grade 5 starts up… I’m ready to hit the ground running with this. Kiddo needs to get caught up to his peers… I just hope it isn’t too late…
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I lost respect for one of my favourite doctors a couple weeks ago. Our ER was on diversion bc the evening doc called in sick 45 minutes after the start of shift. An ambulance was taking a pt to Neighbour Hospital.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Skate parks and dirt bikes… never saw myself here 10 years ago 🤣🤣🤣
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Squeaker has a video conference call set up in August for an ADHD assessment through Joyce Health. I also reached out to another facility that does ADHD assessments & psychoeducational assessments. Hubby wanted two opinions- he’s getting two opinions. 😆😆😆
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I normally get insomnia when Hubby is working night shifts… it especially sucks because I work tomorrow… so I’m currently staring down the barrel of 4 hours of sleep… pray for me 💀
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I wish all the Separatists in Alberta a very miserable Canada Day. For everyone else across our country I wish everybody a wonderful Canada Day. Happy 159th you big glorious country!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Alberta Separatists want a float in a *checks notes* Canada Day parade… 😐😐😐
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hubby would rather I drive a broken car because the exhaust sounds cool than actually investigate the problem and fix it. I love a good growly exhaust, but not on a fucking Honda CRV! I know the sound of my car, my baby, and she isn’t normal! 😭😭😭
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
At work we’ve been using paper EVERYTHING for the schedule, timesheets, OT requests, time off requests. EVERY.THING. We currently have a manager from another site help guide our current unit manager (long fucking story) and this fall we will be transitioning to digital everything.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Been feeling like crap the past couple days and I just realized it’s because of the crappy foods I’ve been eating the past couple weeks. All of May I felt great… June has been shit… all the fitness professionals and nutritionists tell you about clean eating… and boom, they’re all fucking right. 🫠
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hubby drove my car to work yesterday because he slept in. Hubby commutes 1hr each way to work. My muffler/exhaust sounds like shit today. 🙄 It sputters when I start/stop the engine & there’s a deep rumbling sound to the muffler on acceleration. *sigh* I already need my AC fixed & now this…
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Since mid-April I’ve been going to the gym. Recently, work has been crazy so I haven’t been to the gym in about 2 weeks. Last night I decided on a Beachbody workout (since I still have a lingering subscription)… And let me just say… being confined to my tiny dumbbells to do those exercises… 😭😭😭
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I fucking hate it here
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Squeaker is fucking sick… again. This poor kid can’t catch a fucking break. Every other week he’s having bouts of vomiting and diarrhea. Time to get some labs drawn and see wtf is going on.
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I really need to stop weighing myself the week of my period… the bloating is fucking insane.
static.klipy.com
Chubby Cat Lounging on Couch
Alt: Chubby Cat Lounging on Couch
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Off to promote the Gay Agenda at work today
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Non-scale victories since I started weightlifting: • my aesthetician said she noticed “less leg” when she was waxing my legs 🤣🤣🤣 • it was easier to lift my butt for my Brazilian wax 🤣🤣🤣 • my fupa is softer to move around • I have energy through the day • not craving fast food 🥰🥰🥰
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Kinky Kit @kinkykit02.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I started hitting the gym about a month ago. I finally found a fitness plan to my liking, and the gym I picked is amazing. But I hate that I feel like I can’t share my excitement with Hubby. He has a degree in kinesiology, so he knows all about fitness….
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